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CONTENT WARNING: KERMIT LOSES HIS MIND.







Lavender Heart has a silly name. What were her parents smoking? Whatever it was, I want some.

It’d be a good drag queen name, tho.





Ugh i really dont want to do this why me?



Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?



Okay here’s her profile i guess: Lavender has no hobbies. She used to be on the lacrosse team, but she quit because she didn’t the time. WHAT? WHAT WAS SHE SPENDING ALL HER TIME DOING? I DONT KNOW BECAUSE SHE HAS NO HOBBIES OR EXTRACURICULAR ACTIVITIES! THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH THAT I TURNED CAPSLOCK ON! FUCKING CAPSLOCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK



Im better now i think. “Her hair is sandy brown and she usually keeps it in a ponytail using a purple hair tie, hating the feel of hair in her eyes. Speaking of eyes” masterful segue right here. Also, her name is Lavender and her hair tie is purple. GET IT? Nggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhelp. Her nose is so small that when people look at her they sometimes don’t see it. oh jeez okay. help me. please rugga why would you do this to me i thought we were friends. She usually wears jeans (yay realism!) and a shirt. The shirt is coloured lavender. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


Lavender is a happy girl, except for when she’s not. She spends most of her time worrying about her best friend, MARIAVEL VARELLA (more like MariEvil am i rite?). Lavender used to hang out with the Kool Kids Klub, but now she doesn’t for some reason. She is also a meanieface, being described in her profile as, AHEM, “coming off as a cruel beach. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently, Lavender has had a lesbian crush on Mariavel since the age of seven. She’s sure an early bloomer, huh?

Also Lavender has the same handler as Mariavel, so that’s a bad sign. (PROTIP: DON’T HAVE YOUR CHARACTERS HAVE COMPLEX (or non-complex) RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACH OTHER. IT ALMOST NEVER WORKS WELL!)

One of her disadvantages is that she has a heart of gold. nice one.



PREGAME: SHE HAS SOME BUT THE V1 SITE IS DOWN YESSSSSSSS THANK YOU BLESSED INTERNET GODS!



ISLAND: NO THE CURRENT SITE ISN’T DOWN I MUST SUFFER DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



okay so…



hmmm




okay.





I feel like these two quotes give more than enough information about Lavender:

“Wrong. This was wrong. This place… this game… everything. It was all wrong. She couldn’t get that thought out of her mind. Mr. Wilson… that guy… she was gonna give him a piece of her mind. She was going to find Mariavel, make a plan, then get the heck out of this hellhole! She sighed and continued to walk. That would be hard though, considering she didn’t know where the hell she WAS!”

“I’ve loved… loved you for a… l-long time now…. So survive ….Mari, continue to live.”

These are respectively the first and last things she does on the island. SHE JUST EXISTS AS A PROP FOR MARIAVEL RAAAAAAAAAAGH SCREAM THATS ALL SHE IS BUT SHE’S NOT A GOOD ONE UIG UIDBYU gn*&G&*DG BCNJB IDJD JKNDMN J90UY$ YNM









Serious note: While we may look back at V2 as the version of “what the fuck is going on?”, I feel like it’s important to remember that back during V2, SOTF was a much different site. While nowadays realism and all that shiz is seen as really important, in V2 it wasn’t. And that’s okay. I wouldn’t really recommend you read Lavender, but she’s not as bad as my unintelligible screaming made her out to be. By today’s standards, she’s not very good, but we’re a different site now. It’s like comparing peaches and plums. (because both of them are still quite similar but are ddiiiiiifffffeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeennnnnttttttttttt). Lavender was a product of her time, and so she’s alright with me.

Throw me another one. Maybe I won’t go insane this time. I hope.
Ravioli Marill - Today at 9:49 AM
(Mariavel is Kermit)


Some people that might be in V7 (or not):

Michael Froese: "Is it bad that I hope today's the day Richard finally fucking snaps, brings a gun to school, and shoots me in the head? Because I really can't deal with this shit anymore."

Valerija Bogdanovic: "If we as a society continue using words like "cuck" or "Reagan fetishist" to describe those who's political views differ from our own, we will accomplish nothing. Alienating each other will just lead to further division. If I were to insult you straight to your face, it's not like you'd hold my opinion with any merit."

Maxwell Fenster: "Okay then."

V7 flash prompt writeups that are probably gonna end up in the V7 Memories section


V1 sprites!
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