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RuPaul's Drag Race Mafia Game Thread
Honestly I wouldn't have said anything if I didn't expect to be dead by the time I got to school, now we're all sitting here waiting for me to die, this must be what it feels like to be old at a family reunion :(

RuPaul's Drag Race Mafia Game Thread
Eyyyy well this phase is over, because I'm the Hated and it only takes one vote to kill me. So I'll just get cozy with my vodka and wait for death, it's been real~

RuPaul's Drag Race Mafia Game Thread
Vote: Yugi.

Because fuck it, Rugga talks like she knows what's going on, so my new game plan is "sheep everything Rugga does until things make sense" :3

RuPaul's Drag Race Mafia Game Thread
I am so far beyond out of depth about how to feel about anything that is happening right now.

RuPaul's Drag Race Mafia Game Thread
Role received!

Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses
See, everything was alright. She'd even made a new friend. That was something to be positive about, wasn't it? Maybe that was the plan for her today all along, to just take her mind off of this whole thing and let her get some space in the company of a lovely person.

That sounded right. It felt right. That's how things were supposed to work, after all. Everything had a purpose.

She tried to keep that in mind as the hollow feeling in the pit of her stomach kept gnawing at her on the way back to class and beyond.

((Abby Floyd Continued Wasserwebber))

RuPaul's Drag Race Mafia Sign-Up Thread

Rooster Teeth Mafia Fallout
Apr 13 2016, 06:53 PM
This is, word for word, what I typed:
JAMES WILLEMS: TOWN COMMUTER, just trying to ride this whole thing out so you can get back to Funhaus.
Yeah, for the record that's quoting your Role PM and verboten. Also nowhere close to a full claim XD

Rooster Teeth Mafia Fallout
Apr 13 2016, 04:17 PM
Oh, and as a matter of fact, we actually received cover stories in our role PM. I'm laughing so hard at the death thread right now.
I've been trying to figure out what you posted, since you actually didn't get full cover claims, just a name, role, and a sentence.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Fallout
Role PMs:

Yugi, Tracker

DMBoogie, Doctor

MurderWeasel, Arsonist

RC, Traitor/Psychopathic Lover

Prim, Cop

Flare, Townie/Replacement Cop

Grim Wolf, Godfather

Bikriki, Roleblocker

Frogue, Miller

d4nnyrulx, Mafia Rolecop

Vyse, Innocent Child

Naft, Gunsmith

Dead Chat.
Maf Chat.

Night actions and game design thoughts to come later.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
Apr 13 2016, 01:33 PM
I hate you.
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Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
As they tightened the extension cord noose around his neck to the sound of strangled chortling, MURDERWEASEL: GAVIN FREE-ARSONIST had to make one last play. "Guys, guys, guys...wot if, you had a million dollars,"


"Lotta money," Gavin agreed, "but wot if to keep it, you had to set all your friends on fire? Eh? Eh?"

"Gavin..." started FLARE: MILES LUNA-TOWN BACK-UP FLAVOR COP, "did someone pay you a million dollars to kill everyone in the office?"

"Well...no. But, but, wot if, though? I mean, come on, right? You'd be for it, yeah?"

"No," said Miles.


"...nah," Barbara finished, after entirely too much thinking. Together, she and Miles booted Gavin's chair out from underneath him and left him to hang.

As the other two were distracted with the captivating display of Gavin's bizarrely choreographed death, Bruce and James slowly took out their guns and removed their masks to reveal GRIM WOLF: GEOFF RAMSEY-MAFIA GODFATHER and d4NNYrULX: JACK PATILLO-MAFIA ROLECOP


With two shots, the week of horror came to a close.

"Man. We kinda...we kinda burned a whole bridge here, didn't we Geoff?"

"Nah, we did what we had to do. I'm sure nobody cared about any of that RWBY or podcast shit. We're the heart of this company. Maybe we can get Ray to come back now that all those other pricks are dead, people would forget about murder for that."

"I dunno. One thing still bothers me. We didn't kill that intern, and they weren't burned alive so they weren't part of Gavin's whole...thing. So what happened there?"

"H-hello," a voice from the conference room shakily called out, "can I come out now?"

"...what the fuck."

Turns out the kid fell asleep on the job and was too scared to tell anybody when all the commotion started. Didn't want to lose his job. They all had a good laugh about it. Geoff sent him out for coffee.

As he turned to leave, Geoff pressed the gun back into Jack's hand and mouthed "No witnesses."


Fallout thread to come after I finish this blog post for school, hopefully before my next class.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
That's a lynch. Flip and flavor incoming.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
Alright you fucking savages, we've got an announcement. I don't know why, since clearly none of you are going to listen, but at this point this is more for legal purposes than anything else. As far as I'm concerned, you're all murderers and I hope you all get the rope.

...what? What do you mean they don't do hangings anymore? What kind of bullshit is that? Y'know, this is the sort of thing, this kind of, we've just, we lost touch with who we are, and I'm sick of it, I'll hang 'em if the rest of you won't, I'll hang all of them!

Fuck it. Announcement time.

There was a huge-ass fire last night. Yeah, that gets your attention doesn't it? Fire doesn't care about who you are, it just kills indiscriminately. You all should get along great. So far, we've been able to identify that VYSEPRESIDENT: KERRY SHAWCROSS-INNOCENT CHILD and PRIMROSETTE: BURNIE BURNS-TOWN COP went up in the blaze. That's right. I'm dead. This is a recording. They've all been recordings. How? I don't care, I'm dead, I don't have to explain shit to you animals. Suck it.

We also thought that NOTAFLYINGTOY: BLAINE GIBSON-TOWN GUNSMITH went up in flames, but it turns out he never showed up for work at all. As such, he's immediately fired. Just like, not in the literal sense that the rest of us probably will be. He really got one up on us on this one. I bet he's behind all of this, because of that whole Star Wars thing. Shitty revenge, Blaine, just like your shitty taste in premier costumes.

It looks like YUGIKUN: LINDSAY JONES-TOWN TRACKER put on her Ruby Rose costume and went snooping places she shouldn't during the blaze, and got a pickaxe to the face for her troubles. Honestly, what did she think was going to happen? She's been following people around and humming "This Will Be The Day" way too loud for days. Jesus.

That's it. Yeah, I know who died. I know whose going to die. I could tell you, but you killed me, didn't you? So enjoy the figurative hell you've all made for yourself, and the literal Hell I'm sure you're all going to immediately.

Burnie out.

Dayphase ends in:
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5 alive means 3 to lynch.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
"And then Michael comes in talking all this crazy shit, making accusations and waving around this flimsy Gavin mask like, what? It was pretty nuts. We had to do something."

"So did you guys like...put him down?"

"Well, yeah, obviously. He's a green person, y'know? Even if he didn't know what's going on, you can't trust 'em."


"Yeah, dude. Green is mean, guaranteed."

Night phase ends in:
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NotAFlyingToy will be inactive killed at the start of the phase. All other inactivity will be forgiven due to the phase's abruptness.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
That's a lynch. No more talking.

Flip and flavor to come when I'm back from dinner.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
I don't even know what to say.

I'm pretty sure she didn't even work here, technically. We just kinda dragged her into rooms and put her in front of cameras and shows happened.

We were going to get lunch later. We had tickets at the Alamo.


You animals really fucked up this time.

Day 3 Ends in:
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10 alive means 6 to lynch.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
Night phase ends in:
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Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
Was late on calling it, but day is over and ends in a no lynch. Night phase starts now, official countdown to come.

Rooster Teeth Mafia Game Thread
Apr 5 2016, 06:26 PM
can i call you d4nnyrvlx, tho
It is too late, this is canon now. So speaketh the mod.