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Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
As has been the case lately, the sun rises over Gensokyo to reveal havoc and mayhem that realised itself in the night before.

Deep in the bamboo thicket that Mokou was lynched in the night before lies the mansion Eientei, within which lies our first victim. Kaguya Houraisan lays in her bed being nursed by her faithful servants, yet despite her injured state nothing but a smile sits on her face.

Meanwhile, Marisa Kirisame searches desperately around her house in the forest of magic: someone has tossed her magic furnace into the confines of collection of borrowed possessions. Considering what a mess her home happens to be, there's little chance that she'll find the key to her strongest spells in the near future.

Finally, a commotion stirs inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion as the residents amass in the library where the local bookworm wheezes on the floor, a flutter of books scattered around her. Despite her best efforts, Patchouli Knowledge has been thoroughly beaten.

DEFEATED:
GENO ~ KAGUYA HOURAISAN; LYNCHER
DOM ~ MARISA KIRISAME; TOWN VIGILANTE
KILLERVOLE ~ PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE; MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER

Day four now begins and lasts until Friday 6:00 pm (GMT) Feb 4th

ALIVE:
Ruggahissy
Hallucinogenic
Hollyquin
ET.Requiem
CorruptDropbear
banthesun
GeneralGoose

7 Players Left = 4 To Lynch

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Lynch Time!

The crowd once again bands together, nodding in agreement to not screw up like they did yesterday. With another mighty cheer of co-operative ass kicking, they head up into the sky in pursuit of their prey!

As they hastily make their way through the labyrinthine bamboo thicket the hoards of dangerous fairies fire mercilessly back at them, yet they cut through them like paper before they finally track down their immortal victim. A fierce battle pursues, but even a phoenix can't endure the pain forever and Fujiwara no Mokou submits to defeat.

As the fight ends, an overjoyed laugh echoes throughout the night.

LYNCHED
FRI'CHICKENISHA ~ FUJIWARA NO MOKOU; LYNCHER

Night 3 lasts until 6:00 pm GMT Monday 31st of January or until I have everyone's night actions.



Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Not all that different from the last one Vote Count:

Fri'Chickenisha (5) - banthesun; Geno; KillerVole; Hollyquin; CorruptDropbear

24 hours until Night 3.


Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Vote Count:

Fri'Chickenisha (3) - banthesun; Geno; KillerVole


Fabuleux
Nothing but obstacles huh? That's what he was?! Just a fucking roadblock in your game of Chinese mother fucking killing checkers!?!

Fuck, she should have screamed that. Damn that gun pointed in her face, it was grabbing onto her tongue and not letting go! Now not only was she going to get her fucking head blown off, she wouldn't even get a chance to tell this bitch what she thought of her!

Fuck, this was unbearable! It was one thing to turn on her without so much as a warning, but another to drag it out this long! If she was going to pull that trigger and splatter her lovely self all over the ground, then couldn't she just get it over with already?!

"Last fucking words?!" she finally snarled, after being so politely offered the opportunity. "How bout you fucking put that fucking gun down and leave me the fuck alone you psycho cunt! Or just give me that fucking gun first, THEN leave me the-"

Time's up.

Oh fuck me.

Say goodbye?

"Not saying goodbye, YOU"

click

Blink blink.

Shit?

"Oh yes, shit."

With a victorious grin, Janet coiled her rage into a mighty fist, flailing her arm at Sofia's fuck ugly face! This was no moment for deliberation: she wasn't going to sit around thanking the gods that she hadn't ended up as fertiliser, or go down on her knees and beg Sofia for wonderful mercy. This sweet moment that the almighty strands of fate had granted her in this web of murder and slaughter was her only chance for action, her only spot of gold in a river of mud, her only chance to really deal with someone who deserved it! She'd be damned if she was going to let it slip by!

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Once again the daylight rises across the magical world, and once again people have fallen to the night and all its dangers.

One small youkai lies amidst a cloud of darkness, arms spread wide across the floor. Were there not a total lack of wood, some would believe that RUMIA had been crucified.

At the human village, a commotion has spread across the town like wildfire as the residents flock to the local schoolhouse. Someone has tampered with all the homework received by the teacher KEINE KAMISHIRASHAWA to the point of being so incorrect, that in a blind rage poor Keine CAVED her way right through the earth to Hell.

And in the middle of the lake, the strongest fairy in all of Gensokyo is flying around ecstatically as she looks up at a mountain of frogs so high it blots out the sun. By the time CIRNO is done freezing all of these and watching them thaw, events would be long, long passed.

DEFEATED:
INKY ~ RUMIA; TOWNIE
ROCKY ~ KEINE KAMISHIRASAWA; TOWNIE
MIMI ~ CIRNO; TOWNIE


Day three now begins and lasts until Friday 6:00 pm (GMT) Jan 28th

ALIVE:
KillerVole
Fri'Chickenisha
Dom
Ruggahissy
Hallucinogenic
Hollyquin
ET.Requiem
CorruptDropbear
Geno
banthesun
GeneralGoose

11 Players left = 6 To Lynch

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
24 hours to go, still waiting on some actions.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Lynch time!

With a resounding cheer the girls rallied together to head to their target, flying through a twisting forest until they reached the Youkai Mountain. The quiet trickling of the nearby river is apparent to all, before it is overcome by a sudden splash as someone dove into the water.

Their target may have tried to flee, but there was no hope whilst pursued by so many powerful enemies and indeed she was engulfed in a barrage of wild danmaku. Her body flopped to the surface, face down, with the only thing left distinguishable being that shell resembling green backpack and a cucumber clutched in her hand.

LYNCHED
CROWMANHUNTER ~ NITORI KAWISHIRO; TOWN GADGETEER

Night 2 lasts until 6:00 pm GMT Monday 24th of January or until I receive everyone's night actions.


Che Cluevara will also be dropping out of the game and will be replaced by Ruggahissy as of this point onwards.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
With 22 hours until Night 2, I still need to see some activity from some people.

If you haven't posted yet this phase, do so soon or risk an inactivity warning.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Vote Count:

Crowmanhunter (5) - Inky; KillerVole; CorruptDropbear; Hollyquin; Dom

46 hours, 20 mins till Night Two.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Vote Count:

Crowmanhunter (2) - Inky; KillerVole

Plenty of fingering going on.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
A morning sunrise spreads over the land of Gensokyo, yet the perils of night past quickly become apparent to all.

The morning newspaper spreads across each and every home as fast as the wind as usual, yet for once the pages are blank but for a single article. 'ACE REPORTER AYA SHAMEIMARU'S PRESS SABOTAGED! IS THIS THE END OF GENSOKYO NEWS ONCE AND FOR ALL!?' Whether or not it is, Aya certainly won't be getting up to much again anytime soon.

Meanwhile, other residents look down at the clobbered body of YUKARI YAKUMO who has fallen into a deep, long sleep whilst her shikigami Ran and her shikigami Chen attempt to keep people moving along, nothing to see here. The impossible Phantasm difficulty has apparently been overcome, and Yukari defeated.

Finally, a lone house in the woods remains quiet but for the faint sobbing of a set of dolls. The Shanghai dolls cradle the battered person of ALICE MARGATROID whilst Hourai dolls have hung themselves in a corner.

DEFEATED:
SERPENTIS.DETERAMOT ~ AYA SHAMEIMARU; TOWN TRACKER
TAGABASA ~ YUKARI YAKUMO; TOWN RECRUITING MASON
VINNYMCQ ~ ALICE MARGATROID; TOWN ROLEBLOCKER

Day Two begins now and ends on Friday 6:00pm (GMT) Jan 21st

ALIVE:
Rocky
KillerVole
Fri'Chickenisha
Dom
Che Cluevara
Inky
Hallucinogenic
Hollyquin
ET.Requiem
CorruptDropbear
Crowmanhunter
Mimi
Geno
banthesun
GeneralGoose

15 Players left = 8 To Lynch

Fabuleux
Fuck.

She had shot him.


Janet was pissed when she'd pointed that shotgun in her face; the cunt seemed to be on her side at first, but she'd shown her true colours the moment her guard was down and now Janet was one itchy finger away from having her heads blown on the floor. That rage that had just been ripping Fat John's face to pieces had found itself backed into a corner by impending gunfire.

Slowly she had gotten up, glaring at Sofia the entire time. The only sounds she made were bitter curses behind gritted teeth; it was amazing how calm she was considering what she'd been going through her heads not moments before, but damn if she was stupid enough to get shot in the face just because she couldn't keep her cool. She was better than this bitch, that was for sure. She wasn't going to go out with a bang.

The bitch felt the need to kick John into getting up too, even if he was perfectly shootable on the floor. She was in the mood now, getting into kicking everyone and controlling people, running things her way, and there wasn't shit Janet could do about it. She had to keep it cool for now, even if she did want nothing more than to rip the cunt's fucking eyes out.

Insult to injury came next, as Sofia tossed the map in between them. Yeah, like she was falling for that: take the map then fuck off. No way she'd use that gun pointed right in the middle of her damn forehead if she even moved a muscle. No, it would wait and she'd get that map later, after she'd taken the opportunity to beat Sofia's miserable face in.

Yet the situation was still going.

Sofia had the gun pointed at them both and wasn't showing any signs up letting up. She wasn't going to let them go, that was for sure, but what about step two? Every move said she was going to kill them, but that wasn't possible: they were just high schoolers, not killers, even with everything going on. But she still had that gun pointed, and there was a look in her eye: the look of someone with a plan.

Shit, she was serious.

Of course she was serious, all this time she was still talking to John like it was the end for him, still asking John if he had any last fucking words! She wasn't just going to pull up the gun, and then walk away right? Right!? She was going to do it, she was actually going to

KABLAM!



The wind whispered across the cliffs.



Just like that, Fat John had flopped off the cliff as the shotgun fired into his chest. Just like that, someone she had gone to high school with died in front of her.

Just like that, someone she had gone to high school with killed in front of her.



Fuck.

She had shot him.


An overwhelming hatred went above and beyond what Janet had felt before.

"Why the fuck did you do that?!"

Memememememe
No limits whatsoever. Use your imagination.

Clu said to me to post requests either way.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Do not post your question in here during the night phase; PM it to me instead. Posting in this thread during a night phase is not allowed for players.

Changing your mind before the night is over is perfectly acceptable so long as you do it within the allotted time.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
And so the first night of many looms over Gensokyo, as all the residents are too busy talking amongst themselves to actually get off their behinds and blow someone up.

Insufficient votes for a lynch!

Night 1 now begins, lasting until 6:00pm on Monday 17th January (GMT as always) or until I get everyone's actions PMed to me.

Remember, even if you're not going to use your ability you need to PM me to let me know otherwise it will be randomised at the end of the phase!

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Vote Count:

Che Cluevara (1) - VinnyMcQ
Rocky (1) - Hallucinogenic;
Inky (2) - General Goose; Hollyquin
VinnyMcQ (7) - KillerVole; Rocky; banthesun; Inky; Dom; Tagabasa; Che Cluevara
Killervole (1) - Geno
Geno (1) - CorruptDropbear
Fri'Chickenisha (1) - Mimi
Crowmanhunter (1) - Fri'Chickenisha

No Lynch (3) - Crowmanhunter; ET.Requiem; Serpentis.Deteramot

Just under 23 hours till Night 1.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Vote Count:

banthesun (3) - Che Cluevara; Dom; Serpentis.Deteramot
Che Cluevara (3) - Rocky; banthesun; VinnyMcQ
Rocky (2) - Hallucinogenic; Inky
Inky (2) - General Goose; Hollyquin
VinnyMcQ (1) - KillerVole
Killervole (1) - Geno
Geno (1) - CorruptDropbear
Fri'Chickenisha (1) - Mimi
Crowmanhunter (1) - Fri'Chickenisha

No Lynch (2) - Crowmanhunter; ET.Requiem

Not Voting (1) - Tagabasa

48 hours until Night 1.

Memememememe
I throw thy name into yon hat thusly.

Also I totally have no limits on what kinks I'll write.

Touhou Mafia: Game Thread
Do not edit your posts Crow, even if it's just to correct a typo.