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WiFi didn't materialise so I'm restricted to internet cafes. Really sorry to anyone I've held up and/or let down, I was somewhat misled. I might have access for a while in a couple of days so we'll see but otherwise don't expect aything from me. Again, I apologise.

i write like ___________
Single posts aren't long enough for an accurate call.

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Che Cluevara
Jul 3 2010, 08:21 AM
I will be unpresent from the 24th July to the 8th of August. I might or might not have net. Hopefully so, but I'm not ruling out some manner of disaster.
This. I shall be slow on replies.

50,000 Posts
Post whoring! Hell yeah!

Uber activity ftw.

v4 Sneak Preview #4
Always been a tub tub to me.

Good piece, Ricky.

50,000 Posts
...And it's only been about seven months since we hit 40,000.

Here's to yet more net time-wasting!

Clu's Sims thread
Coffee shop.

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Clu's Sims thread
A club (last two are the roof)

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The Dance Must go on!
Rosa's lips curled into a smile.

"Got it one," she cocked her head to one side, curious as to what reaction Felicia would give when her intentions were finally confirmed. "You can do a lot better than Mr. Jones, not that I'm saying you have poor tastes, but..." the smile turned into more of a smirk. "There are prettier fish in the sea."

Of course, Rosa had something of an ego about all of this, but she figured hey, wasn't she at least somewhat entitled to it? Rosa might not have been the most secure person in the world, but she wasn't an idiot and knew what she had, her looks.

Alright. Cards on the table. You gonna raise or fold?

Mah Writings
A segment in the results for that week, written obviously in that style.

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Pursuit

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Pokemon Mafia: Sign up
You know it.

Problem Sleuth Mafia: The Fallout
Unfortunately I didn't keep up with a list of night actions, I lapsed a couple of nights in and never started up again, however, I do have a complete list of roles.

Winning and Surviving: Toben, Kami and Rattle
Winning: Stef, Geno, Dom, Wolf, Moth, Sunny, Slam, Drop, Mimi
Losing: Senaria, Solomir/Dodd, Banthesun, Rocky

Dom - Nervous Broad (Hider)

During these types of stories, there are the heroes, dramatically solving cases, defeating bad guys and saving dames whilst rattling off one liners, and there are the villains, getting under their foot, abducting the dames whilst rattling off cliched villain dialogue. Then, you've got those very dames being rescued, and you... well you happen to be a particularly Nervous one.


In fact, as Nervous Broad, you're so very anxious that you find it necessary to keep your head down whenever possible. As the town Hider, you can pick one player every night to cower behind. If you are targeted for a kill, your 'protector' takes the hit instead, and will die. However, if the protector is the one targeted, your accursed nerves will get the better of you, and you will be the one to be killed.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Toben - Hysterical Dame (One Shot Governer/Reviver)

During these types of stories, there are the heroes, dramatically solving cases, defeating bad guys and saving dames whilst rattling off one liners, and there are the villains, getting under their foot, abducting the dames whilst rattling off cliched villain dialogue. Then, you've got those very dames being rescued, and you... well you happen to be a particularly Hysterical one.

However, you've been recently getting a far better hold of the old hysteria, so much so that you can harness the pulchritude of your male alter-ego to take up the role of town Governer/Reviver! After a lynch has been declared but before the right up, you may choose to reverse the decision of the mob and cancel the lynch. Similarly, at the end of every night you will receive a list of deceased players, and you may choose to save them from death. Each of these abilities is one shot. Use them wisely.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Kami - Mannerly Highbrow (Townie)

Whilst you've got your detectives, your dames and your mobsters, certain members of the typical film noir stories (or at least, this one) are neither hard boiled, hysterical, nor bad guys. In fact, they're rather gentlemanly.

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Alas, Mannerly Highbrow, for all your katamari and hooping prowess, you are but a normal townie. Your only weapon is your vote, use it wisely.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Rocky - Madame Murel (Mafia Roleblocker)

Sometimes, you've really just got to do a little bit of painting to spread some ethnic cheer. Others, you've got to run the good ol' sleazy brothel and keep the whores in line as they strip for gentlemanly types. (Although you feel, now and then, it's a waste of your hard work)

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But you don't have time to worry about that right now, Madame Murel, you've got a male alter-ego to assist! As the mafia roleblocker, you can choose one player every night phase to target, and they will be prevented from taking any action. You may communicate with your fellow mafia during the night phase. They are: Korazon, Mobster Kingpin (Godfather), Banthesun, Surly Thugs/Hired Muscle (Double-voter) and Senaria, Loathesome Beast (Hitman)

You win once your team's combined votes exceed those of anyone else, and there is nothing to prevent or stop this from being the case.


Moth - Death (Roleblocker)

In the world of Problem Sleuth, death is at best a temporary inconvenience. When the door to life is not blocked by wind instruments, the grim reaper must resort to board games and pleading to keep his errant charges in the afterlife. This ... doesn't tend to work too well, quite unfortunately.

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Particularly for you, Death, given that keeping them there is kind've, well, your job. Still, you do your best, even if it amounts only to slowing the protagonists down with more weird puzzle shit than you can shake a scythe at. This makes you the town roleblocker, meaning that every night phase, you can send me the name of one player, who will subsequently be prevented from taking any action.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Corrupt Dropbear - Zombie Ace Dick (Bulletproof townie)

Sometimes, weird puzzle shit can have unexpected consequences. It can cause unexpected cloning, it can cause unfortunated zombification.

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You'd know about both of those, Zombie Ace Dick. With your unmatched ability to auto-parry bullets wherever they may come from, you are the Bulletproof Townie, immune to being nightkilled in any way. However, this is your only weapon besides your vote. Use the latter wisely.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Rattle - Churlish Toff (Townie)

Whilst you've got your detectives, your dames and your mobsters, certain members of the typical film noir stories (or at least, this one) are neither hard boiled, hysterical, nor bad guys. In fact, they're rather gentlemanly.

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Alas, Churlish Toff, though you have very... refined oogling tastes and are a dab hand with the ball and stick, you are but a normal townie. Your only weapon is your vote, use it wisely.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Banthesun - Surly Thug/Hired Muscle (Mafia Double Voter)

Every aspiring villain needs expendable valuable henchmen, especially if they're of the mobster variety. These could be anything from simple street thugs to mercenaries requiring quite the stash of spondilucks to hire.

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You embody both! Surly Thugs and Hired Muscle all. Naturally, embodying multiple people, you receive multiple votes, and are as such the mafia Double-Voter. You have an extra vote to use any way you wish. You may communicate with your fellow mafia during the night phase. They are: Korazon, Mobster Kingpin (Godfather), Rocky, Madame Murel (Roleblocker) and Senaria, Loathesome Beast (Hitman)

You win once your team's combined votes exceed those of anyone else, and there is nothing to prevent or stop this from being the case.


Geno - Ace Dick (Flavour Cop)

Man, sometimes you sure wish that you had a good Imagination. I mean, if you did, then you would be able to think up some cool, hard-boiled sounding fluff for this here introductory part of the PM. You hate your (lack of) imagination. If it had a face you would punch it. In the face.

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ENTER ACE DICK

Despite your shitty imagination, you're a decent detective in your own right, and can use your uncanny vim and knack for punching things in the snout to establish superiority for investigations as well as taking ludicrously large hits. This makes you the town Cop, and each night, you can send me the name of one player to investigate. You will received some information, from which you must deduce the role of the player you targeted.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.

Mimi - Pickle Inspector (Doctor)

When you need Pulchritude... you're not the one they need. When you need Vim... you're DEFINITELY not the one they need. When Imagination is required, however? Well, then they're in for some luck, because you fit the bill and then some.

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ENTER PICKLE INSPECTOR

With your unbridled imagination, you can warp and bend the very fabric of reality... well, in the realms of imagination, anyway. In the real world, you can exert these powers to a limited extent, protecting others from harm and making you the town Doctor. Each night, you may PM me the name of one player to be protected from nightkills, and they will come to no harm.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Slam - Problem Sleuth (Recruiting Mason)

For a case like this, there's only one possible man for the job. He's got to be tough, decisive, and good at all that weird puzzle shit. You might say that so far as the detecting work goes, you need somebody particularly... hardboiled.

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ENTER PROBLEM SLEUTH!

With your skills at Sleuth diplomacy, well-rounded imagination and unparralled Pulchritude, you are the town Recruiting Mason. Each night, you may send in the name of one player to recruit to your cause, and may henceforth talk with them during any subsequent night phases. However, be careful, attempting to recruit mafia will result in all of your information being revealed to them, and your ability will be lost for the following night.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Sunny - Honeybee Professor (Townie)

When the lays of psysics and reality are being dangerously warped, there's only one man, or more accurately, bee, for the job.

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And that happens to be you, Honeybee Professor! When you're not being Problem Sleuth's resident Clippit, you happen to spend a lot of time marshalling worker bees in order to ultimately help the protagonists produce comb raves. Unfortunately, so far as we're concerned, you're but a townie. Your only weapon is your vote. Use it wisely.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Stef - Dapper Swain (Townie)

Whilst you've got your detectives, your dames and your mobsters, certain members of the typical film noir stories (or at least, this one) are neither hard boiled, hysterical, nor bad guys. In fact, they're rather gentlemanly.

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Alas, Dapper Swain, though your moustache twirling expertise can produce small fires, you are but an ordinary townie. Your only weapon is your vote, use it wisely.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Senaria - Loathesome Beast (Hitman)

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Rawr! Quite the Loathesome Beast, aren't we now? With some serious viciousness to your name, it's your job, as the mafia Hitman, to dish out the death and destruction, alongside your team mates: Korazon, Mobster Kingpin (Godfather), Banthesun, Surly Thugs/Hired Muscle (Double-voter) and Rocky, Madame Murel (Roleblocker)

You win once your team's combined votes exceed those of anyone else, and there is nothing to prevent or stop this from being the case.


Grim Wolf - Fiesta Ace Dick (Bulletproof townie)

Sometimes, weird puzzle shit can have unexpected consequences. It can cause unexpected cloning, it can cause bizarre ethnic changes which may or may not get old really fast.

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You'd know about both of those, Fiesta Ace Dick. With your titantic vim and your near infinite frijole aegis, you are the Bulletproof Townie, immune to being nightkilled in any way. However, this is your only weapon besides your vote. Use the latter wisely.

You win with the town - once all threats to it are eliminated.


Korazon - Mobster Kingpin (Godfather)

During these types of stories, there are the heroes, dramatically solving cases, defeating bad guys and saving dames whilst rattling off one liners, and there are the villains, getting under their foot, abducting the dames whilst rattling off cliched villain dialogue. Well, you'd certainly argue that you're no cliche, and you've got the brass knuckles- I mean, megaton key to prove it.

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As the mighty Mobster Kingpin, you aren't going to let no detectives, hardboiled or no, foil your mighty crminal empire. You could almost call yourself the Godfather. Well, you're of course not alone in this, having your loyal henchmen to support you: Rocky, Madame Murel (Roleblocker), Banthesun, Surly Thugs/Hired Muscle (Double-voter) and Senaria, Loathesome Beast (Hitman). You may communicate with them during the night phase.

You win once your team's combined votes exceed those of anyone else, and there is nothing to prevent or stop this from being the case.

Problem Sleuth Mafia: Game Thread
Lynched: Rocky

DEAD
Rocky, Madame Murel, Mafia Roleblocker

Congratulations town![/color]

Problem Sleuth Mafia: Game Thread
Vote Count:

Kami (2): Rocky, Toben
Rocky (1): Rattle

Not voting: Kami

Problem Sleuth Mafia: Game Thread
Vote Count:

Kami (1): Rocky
Rocky (1): Rattle

Not voting: Toben, Kami

Double voters have two independant votes, not one vote counting for two. Besides which, I don't specify where said additional vote is in my vote counts.

Just to you know, answer relevant questions.[/b]

Character of the Month System
Yeah, I changed my mind about that one. Either it sinks or it swims.

Problem Sleuth Mafia: Game Thread
Well I didn't get 'em all but I don't think it would make a difference anyway.


The town awake to the horrific sight of the Pickle Inspector with a large PAINTBRUSH embedded in his skull. No longer will he eye people with his disconcerting ogle.

Town: Vow horrific revenge!

DEAD
Mimi, The Pickle Inspector, Doctor

Alive:
1. Vole
2. Kami
3. Rocky
4. Rattle

4 alive means 3 to lynch. Gooo.

V4 Characters
MK Kilmarnock
Jul 13 2010, 09:35 PM
Give, THEN get. That's how it works.
Don't evaluate somebody unless they've critiqued another...

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David Sasaki is J.D Salinger though, that's kinda cool. (And yes, I write with Sasaki in a very different style to my RPing, so it actually makes sense, lol)

Of course YOU PEOPLE NEVER READ MY ATTENTION WHORING THREAD

QQ.

Mah Writings
Encounter

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