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Topic Started: Mar 15 2006, 07:30 PM (155 Views)
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Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein!


Dhaniya Rs 3
Mirchi Rs 4
Aaloo Rs 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tamatar Rs 10
Palak Rs 15
Ye sab to mahanga hai
Par SMS to sasta hai!
Phir karte kyo nahi??....................
[Oh HaHaHaH]
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

[Oh HaHaHaH] ComeOn [Oh HaHaHaH]
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LIFE brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM,
When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
Nobody knows KAL HO NA HO,So Dhoom machalay DHOOM,
& If U need a true friend to MAIN HOON NA!
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
... [boy Smiling]
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
:lol: :lol: ::Rose::
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, if someone says u r genious slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Kanjoosi Ka jab BHi award dia jaaye gaa
Sab se pehle aap ka naam liya jaaye gaa
Ghalti se bhi kisi ko sms na karna
warna award kisi aur kop mil jaaye gaa
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai



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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai


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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

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Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!."
FLATTERED...?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been........... a headache
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Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai
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My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental)
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Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.
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Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal.
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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poorman replied. "Oh, come along
with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!",he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!"
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