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Fuck. My hand got stuck between the blades of my mixer.
Topic Started: Friday 18-11-2011, 18:38 (343 Views)
Fermicelli
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Italian delight
I was mixing the batter for my cake, when suddenly my sleeve gets caught up in the machine and pulls my hand through the whisks. It took me a full minute of struggling to get liberated.

Fuck, that hurts.
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8bit!
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I left my computer on.
That sounds like it reallly hurt. Sorry about that. :(

/hands you bandages and a banana
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OHJOY90
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Damn, I hope you and your cake is alright Tri.
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Bagshot
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Party time
Good thing it wasn't a slice'n'mixer
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Phazom
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NOTHING
that sounds like a scene from a poorly done 80's horror movie
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pacojonezl40
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Annoying Mexican migrant from EN
Good thing it was your hand and not your wang.
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Hollywood
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Hot pants.
pacojonezl40
Saturday 19-11-2011, 01:27
Good thing it was your hand and not your wang.
Good thing? Whatever he was cooking must have been shit, because all my best meals I cook with my wang.
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Frostilicus
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Will it blend?
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Kirb
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holy shit, lucky you didnt lose something
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pacojonezl40
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Hollywood
Saturday 19-11-2011, 02:10
pacojonezl40
Saturday 19-11-2011, 01:27
Good thing it was your hand and not your wang.
Good thing? Whatever he was cooking must have been shit, because all my best meals I cook with my wang.
I guess that's my problem then....I cook ALL my meals with mine, not just the best ones
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InsanityOnABun
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Friday 18-11-2011, 20:29
Good thing it wasn't a slice'n'mixer
This is what I was thinking it was at first. Was expecting pics of chopped off fingers upon entering.
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Phazorn
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Homemade cake with special seasoning
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Raven
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Oof, hope it heals soon, Tri D:
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MLWW
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Dutch Bastard
pics.
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who cares
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Space is depressing as hell.
MLWW wants pics as fap fuel.
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FraN
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Chaotic Carnival
That's why we should roll up the sleeves when cooking!
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Kami
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Old Men
Sounds almost as bad as oil splatters in my eye...
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who cares
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Space is depressing as hell.
You couldn't just unplug it though?
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Raven
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Swirly Badass
Logic fails most people in times of perilous struggling with appliances attempting to mangle your body parts.
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