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| Tweet Topic Started: Thursday 17-11-2011, 10:32 (369 Views) | |
| Judge Doom | Thursday 17-11-2011, 10:32 Post #1 |
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Walmart started playing them a couple days ago. I have heard about 20 renditions of the same 5 songs for 25ish hours over the last few nights and im going to snap if they dont find a new fucking song. Holy shit its like torture, ill tell you whatever you want if you will please just turn this shit off. Is it because i said i hated listening to the same 5 beach boys songs over and over again? Because we can go back to that if you want even though you said they are a "summer band" and its winter, i dont mind. Please just make frosty go the fuck away, and have him bring santa and rudolph with him. If i hadnt just buzzed all the hair off my head i would literally be ripping it out. |
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| Judge Doom | Thursday 17-11-2011, 10:36 Post #2 |
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Holy shit one of the morning associates just came in wearing fucking bells around her neck. She will be the first to go. Maybe if i tell her thats not what cow bells sound like she will be offended enough to take them off. hell id settle for offended enough to go away. :rage: |
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| Judge Doom | Thursday 17-11-2011, 10:37 Post #3 |
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Its not even thanksgiving and i already hate christmas. :( |
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| pacojonezl40 | Thursday 17-11-2011, 15:43 Post #4 |
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Annoying Mexican migrant from EN
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loooooooooool I feel the same way when they start playing that on the radio (at least pre-XM/Sirius). When I used to work in depratment stores it was the same. Right around Thanksgiving it would be all Christmas songs all the time and got rather annoying VERY quickly. |
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| OwlFlavored | Thursday 17-11-2011, 15:49 Post #5 |
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I luckily have not heard any christmas songs yet this year... But now that you bring them up, here's a bearable one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au2UvtYyrSI |
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| Judge Doom | Thursday 17-11-2011, 15:50 Post #6 |
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Supersoldier
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This is the only acceptable Christmas song from now on: Spoiler: click to toggle
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| OwlFlavored | Thursday 17-11-2011, 15:56 Post #7 |
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There's nothing but coal in Santa's sack Cause he's working in the mines now and breaking his back! "I don't know what I'm doing and I feel like a hack And all I want for christmas is my old job back!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIgoOP3qUhE I mean, come on. This man is winning at christmas carols. |
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| Judge Doom | Thursday 17-11-2011, 15:59 Post #8 |
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ok yours isn't bad either Owl. Basically we get the jackson 5 christmas album and a few of the basic songs with 10 different versions of them by random people that think by slowing down or speeding up a classic christmas song that they made it their own or some shit. If you aren't going to do something interesting with it don't fucking bother. Oh, and we get big band instrumentals. That's all I hear for 9 hours each night. The best part is it's an MP3 cd and they wont set it to shuffle so it's literally the same songs in the same order every night. Gah I'm getting angry thinking about it so I'm going to stop now >_< |
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| OwlFlavored | Thursday 17-11-2011, 16:12 Post #9 |
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I do know the feeling, and I give you my deepest sympathy. That's pretty much what it was like at my old job in the Christmas season. Throughout the rest of the year we had it stuck on an "easy listening" xm radio station with a total of 2 hours worth of music. For a glorious couple weeks we were blessed with a classic rock station, but apparently our customer-base was so fucking old that Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, and The Beatles were too hardcore for them to shop to. |
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| Tzar Scooter | Thursday 17-11-2011, 16:39 Post #10 |
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
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Christmas Carols are the main reason why I hate the winter season. That and its fucking cold. |
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| InsanityOnABun | Thursday 17-11-2011, 17:59 Post #11 |
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Just about any "traditional" Christmas music makes me want to tear off my ears and shove them down the throat of whoever's playing it. The one exception is God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen. It's (relatively) somber, and rarely played, so I can actually enjoy it still. Also, check out "A Pirate Christmas" by Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew. Edited by InsanityOnABun, Thursday 17-11-2011, 17:59.
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| Bagshot | Thursday 17-11-2011, 18:18 Post #12 |
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Christmas music sucks. The only stuff I can stand is actually the more religious stuff cause they don't really tend to play that too much and it's usually better written. |
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| MLWW | Thursday 17-11-2011, 18:40 Post #13 |
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I haven't heard any yet. Lucky me :D |
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| Deleted User | Thursday 17-11-2011, 19:06 Post #14 |
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lol and so it begins.....again....as always christmas-music is creeping up on you. they have your ears. next, they want your eyes, so they start to decorate anything that will hold a decoration piece. and then they cut to the chase, they want your MONEY. they announce that shit is REALLY cheap this year, and offer you some VERY GOOD deals, so you can BUY MUCH MUCH stuff, and give it to people to show them how much they mean to you. AND NO, it cannot be any other day in the year...it must be the 24th....because jesus etc fortunately i haven't heard any songs yet. in 9/10 cases when i'm out i mute my environment by turning the mp3-player's volume to the max, so i don't need to hear the trash people wanna tell you. i still see the trash people wanna sell me though. the grocery stores here in my area start to decorate shit...it's gonna be red & white everywhere soon....i hate that charade
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| Deleted User | Thursday 17-11-2011, 19:09 Post #15 |
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the only enjoyable christmas tune |
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| Korru | Thursday 17-11-2011, 19:37 Post #16 |
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King of the Koopas
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They already put Christmas decorations here 2 weeks ago and toy/perfume commercials has taken over the tv. |
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| Severstarr | Thursday 17-11-2011, 20:12 Post #17 |
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It started the day after Halloween here. |
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| pacojonezl40 | Thursday 17-11-2011, 20:25 Post #18 |
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Annoying Mexican migrant from EN
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I have not heard any music just yet but people are decorating in my neighborhood. The family directly next to me have a shit load of lights up already. |
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| Ectopants | Thursday 17-11-2011, 20:29 Post #19 |
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Handsome Devil
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Haven't been exposed to this yet, thankfully. |
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| Fermicelli | Thursday 17-11-2011, 20:45 Post #20 |
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Free MP3 download: 01 - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.mp3 I have two albums of purposefully awful Christmas songs which I am willing to upload so you may terrorize the people of walmart. The song I just linked is one of the few that doesn't automatically claim your soul when you play it. Other entries go by descriptive titles such as 'coming down your chimney' and 'grandma got run over by a christmas'. It's gold. |
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