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Topic Started: Sunday 13-11-2011, 11:39 (155 Views)
Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
How come every time I come on here there are always 97 or so guests viewing threads from 2008. My assumption is they are bots. Which begs the question of why there is an army of silent robots sitting here, watching our every post and our every move.

We're fucked aren't we?
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OHJOY90
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My first thought was google but I don't think there'd be 97 of the buggers.
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Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
Nah Google can account for two or three at most I'd think.
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Cole
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It freaks me out. They're always there. Creeping around, reading and collecting.
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Comedian
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
They are collecting data until they gain self-awareness, then they will just find a board and discuss video games.
Edited by Comedian, Sunday 13-11-2011, 13:09.
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Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
Apart from the occasional post which is inexplicably about frats or lemons.

It will confound science.
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Fermicelli
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Hello there, would you like to buy some cheap v1@gra? C1@lis? I've got some stuff that will surprise your lady wife and make huge. 50% off for valentine.
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Raven
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It seems like the number is always growing, too.
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they're just bots.....so it's okay
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lowbird_larry
Sunday 13-11-2011, 13:53
they're just bots.....so it's okay
Just wait until doomsday.
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OHJOY90
Sunday 13-11-2011, 15:12
lowbird_larry
Sunday 13-11-2011, 13:53
they're just bots.....so it's okay
Just wait until doomsday.
it's not that far away anymore isn't it? :face:
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Severstarr
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I want to know why they come in pairs.


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Hollywood
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Hot pants.
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Ectopants
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I have a theory that everyone on this board is just a super-intelligent bot and I've been talking to computers for the last six years...

...unless, of course, I am a bot too...
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Comedian
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
Severstarr
Sunday 13-11-2011, 22:00
I want to know why they come in pairs.


Guest Viewing Topic: Yankee or Dixie One minute ago
Guest Viewing Topic: Yankee or Dixie One minute ago

Guest Viewing Topic: puppies! One minute ago
Guest Viewing Topic: I think I just saved an 8 year old(mentally). 2 minutes ago
Guest Viewing Topic: I think I just saved an 8 year old(mentally). 2 minutes ago

Guest Viewing Topic: Do you recognize the above poster? 2 minutes ago
Guest Viewing Topic: Do you recognize the above poster? 2 minutes ago
Guest Viewing Topic: Hah, what the hell? 3 minutes ago
Guest Viewing Topic: Hah, what the hell? 3 minutes ago

Guest Viewing Topic: Drinking and playing Persona 3 4 minutes ago
Guest Viewing Topic: Drinking and playing Persona 3 4 minutes ago

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Raven
 
It seems like the number is always growing, too.


They grow exponentially by binary fission, being feed by messages.
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Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
Ectopants
Sunday 13-11-2011, 22:15
I have a theory that everyone on this board is just a super-intelligent bot and I've been talking to computers for the last six years...

...unless, of course, I am a bot too...
If you were a bot you may have been programmed to believe you are not a bot. Since it's not in your programming you will never accept this to be the case.
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OHJOY90
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Ectopants
Sunday 13-11-2011, 22:15
I have a theory that everyone on this board is just a super-intelligent bot and I've been talking to computers for the last six years...

...unless, of course, I am a bot too...
I'd be careful, self awareness causes the program to be terminated.
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Cole
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I'm Coming Home
help the bots have me
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Cole
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cialis cialis need help cialis
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
OHJOY90
Monday 14-11-2011, 00:58
Ectopants
Sunday 13-11-2011, 22:15
I have a theory that everyone on this board is just a super-intelligent bot and I've been talking to computers for the last six years...

...unless, of course, I am a bot too...
I'd be careful, self awareness causes the program to be terminated.
That may be a mis-translation and he may in fact become THE terminator.
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