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Let me write you a letter.; Better thread title.
Topic Started: Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:44 (1,489 Views)
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Space is depressing as hell.
I'd request one as well, but I'm not sure how my parents would feel about me receiving letters from people online. I'm already on the bubble right now as it is, gosh dern it!

Plus anthrax is nasty I don't really wanna deal with it.
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Friday 26-08-2011, 05:38
TW, if I send you stamps will you send me letters?
I've got more than enough stamps to send you a letter, so you don't need to send me any. It probably wouldn't work anyway, I don't think you can send a letter from the Netherlands using foreign stamps.

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Also, this thread makes me want to mail someone a box of spiders.


Truly the best gift.

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I'd request one as well, but I'm not sure how my parents would feel about me receiving letters from people online. I'm already on the bubble right now as it is, gosh dern it!


If you can tell me the name of a small local business and post a picture of their logo, I can dress up the envelope to make it seem they sent you a letter. You can always say you won a free coupon or something like that.

Also, it's quite wonderful to see there's only a very small time delay between sending a letter to Australia or Brazil.
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
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Edited by Comedian, Friday 26-08-2011, 22:32.
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Friday 26-08-2011, 22:30
Possible transcript:
Op een duy vuun in haar tegen inhet mooie Amsterdam
In een bar op dewauen. 'twas voor hef errst dat indaar lwam(?).
En ik vroeg foen aan haar pooier, 'wat is de naam van die dol?'
h¨g zei i wet is een echte lady boy, en zy¨n naam is MArcel'

Oh Marcel tu est mi amore
en moet je eens horen
Ih ben smoorver he fol opjou

Je zoa eens moeten wartea
Hoevrel j'j m¨g laaf zweten
wat een wondors chave vroum

Ih daint 'dif hiee is m¨gn vans, misschien wei de enge in m¨gn lelen'
Stapte op haar af en zei 'by bent m¨gn bezf al is hef maar voor even!
Haar hand gingin mÿn broeuzau en ze viste naar eeneurof of hien
en gingen samon rizhhng heren tazof, zudat miemana ans vonzen

Oh Marcel tu est mi amore
En moel je eons horen
Ik ben smoorverlito fol op jon

En al geen een geeol my drie wenson
Zodat ik von neuven met twinyg monsen
aan jonw hichaam blÿt iu teaiw

Llef was door een vikerst vieze boez, en het stonkereint naar stront
maar jÿ gas me al selielde, al zac ea bÿna geen lipstick meer opje mona.
Doch ondangs al die inzel venam iu simpolwog met wlaor,
en mÿn lcwaefiertje was al lan gm, das was zewar naar

Oh Marcel, tu est mi amore
en moet jeens hopen
Ik ben smoor verliefd op jou

Tor geef me nog heel even
Voor je woggans wit mÿn leven
laaf me mef alleen mer nou
Met een iuusie armer en een ervaring rÿker verbrok ik naar hias,
een weeb later had iv vreselÿke jeak, en vlekken in mÿr urmis.
De dower zei 'draag een rubber alls je penis stopt intels heets '
von Marcel neb je nu een bijvena aandeaven, en het heet AIDS'
(turn page)
1/2


Oh marcel, jÿ vreselÿve vntvanveenoor
Zie iu je nag, dansla iu je voor je moor
die hefde is nuwel uit

Voor zo lang iknog besta
wens ik je da bytus chowea
in eet terpetine mef beschmit.

"Liefde in Amsterdam"
door Triforce F. Wisdom


Ain ewe neder lander*die dif documen onder ogenkrÿgt;
mocht Marcel uragen waar dit lied ourgaat verzin maar iets neuus.
Je hebt vouedig vrij spel!

*Zÿt gÿ nen vlaming**voelt u zich vrÿ on de spelfouseues aan te
wÿzen. Veergeef niez aden te hacen.jn, nif, in, hif, in...

**Afrikaans? meluschadding
Oh wow. Reading this, even I don't know what I was trying to say. My handwriting really must be that bad.

...Not that you'd understand any of it had I had the most legible of handwriting. Is this a love letter or an ancient Egyptian curse? You shall never know!
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Time to cram it into Google Translate and see what comes out!
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It's going to translate 20% of everything you see, and that's a very optimistic estimate.

Luckily at the time of writing I had the mental clarity to type out everything in advance on the computer so I have a file of what the song is supposed to say!
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On one Duy vuun into its opposite inthe beautiful Amsterdam
Dewauen in a bar. "It was for lifting errst that Indar LWAm (?).
And I asked her foen pimp, "which is the name of that crazy?"
H · g i said law is a real lady boy, and they name is Marcel · n '

Marcel Oh tu est mi amore
and once you hear
Ih am smoorver he fol opjou

You must agree ZOA wartea
Hoevrel J'J M ¨ g Laaf sweating
what a wondors chave vroum

Ih daint 'is dif hiee M ¨ gn vans, perhaps in the narrow meadow M ¨ gn lelen "
Stepped toward her and said, "are by M ¨ gn bezf if only for a moment lift!
Gingin her hand and she dug into my broeuzau eeneurof or Hien
and men went Samon rizhhng tazof, zudat miemana ans vonzen

Marcel Oh tu est mi amore
CEECs eons and you hear
I'm on fol smoorverlito jon

And though no one geeol my three Wenson
So I von Neuve twinyg Monsen
Hicham to jonw blÿt iu teaiw

Llef was a dirty vikerst Boezen, and stonkereint shit
jy me for gas but selielde, though others zac bÿna lipstick no longer opje mona.
But all these ondangs inzel venam iu simpolwog with wlaor,
and Ian was my lcwaefiertje GM, tie had to zewar

Marcel Oh, mi amore tu est
and hope to jeens
I'm madly in love with you

Tor give me a moment
For your white woggans my life
mef Laaf me alone now number
With a poorer iuusie and an experience I Ryker broken into Hias,
weeb later, an iv vreselÿke Jeake, and stains in myr urmis.
The Dower said, "wearing a rubber penis stop Intel heets alls'
Marcel von neb bijvena aandeaven you now, and it's called AIDS "
(Turn page)
1 / 2



Oh marcel, JY vreselÿve vntvanveenoor
See you nag iu, iu dansla you for your throttle
hefde who is out nuwel

For as long iknog exist
I wish you da bytus chowea
in eating turpentine mef beschmit.
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Comedian
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
I am a horrible photographer.
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Translation
 
For your white woggans my life
...
The Dower said, "wearing a rubber penis stop Intel heets alls'


These two lines made me laugh.
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I just finished Raven's letter, I only have to put a stamp on the envelope and mail it. Maybe I'm not the best person to judge it, but I think the concept of the letter is delightfully mad.

e: depending on whether or not UPS is scanning everything I send to the US after the anthrax mail, this one could potentially get me arrested for terrorism depending on the number of science fiction movies the average postal worker has seen in his life.
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I am excited
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Once I get the mailing address for my apartment, you should send me a letter. You still have the stamps and whatnot for it?
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Got myself a new sheet, don't worry about me running out of them!

Note to self: left letter to dry on the heater. (Don't forget).
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God TW, You're going to get into the habit of buying stamps now!
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Sweet. I'm PM you my address in about a week.
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or less
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Now I really want to know why he's drying a letter.
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He soaked it in anthrax
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I hope it's that

- he wrote it in black ink with a quill

And not that

- he pissed on it to give it that nice glossy Dutch finish.
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I was thinking more along the lines of whoever got that letter might be able to clone their own TW one day.

I guess someone will find out!
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