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| who cares | Friday 26-08-2011, 06:41 Post #81 |
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I'd request one as well, but I'm not sure how my parents would feel about me receiving letters from people online. I'm already on the bubble right now as it is, gosh dern it! Plus anthrax is nasty I don't really wanna deal with it. |
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| Fermicelli | Friday 26-08-2011, 14:04 Post #82 |
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I've got more than enough stamps to send you a letter, so you don't need to send me any. It probably wouldn't work anyway, I don't think you can send a letter from the Netherlands using foreign stamps.
Truly the best gift.
If you can tell me the name of a small local business and post a picture of their logo, I can dress up the envelope to make it seem they sent you a letter. You can always say you won a free coupon or something like that. Also, it's quite wonderful to see there's only a very small time delay between sending a letter to Australia or Brazil. |
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| Comedian | Friday 26-08-2011, 22:30 Post #83 |
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Edited by Comedian, Friday 26-08-2011, 22:32.
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| Fermicelli | Friday 26-08-2011, 22:44 Post #84 |
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Oh wow. Reading this, even I don't know what I was trying to say. My handwriting really must be that bad. ...Not that you'd understand any of it had I had the most legible of handwriting. Is this a love letter or an ancient Egyptian curse? You shall never know! |
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| Raven | Friday 26-08-2011, 22:44 Post #85 |
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Time to cram it into Google Translate and see what comes out! |
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| Fermicelli | Friday 26-08-2011, 22:51 Post #86 |
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It's going to translate 20% of everything you see, and that's a very optimistic estimate. Luckily at the time of writing I had the mental clarity to type out everything in advance on the computer so I have a file of what the song is supposed to say! |
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| who cares | Friday 26-08-2011, 22:59 Post #87 |
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| Comedian | Friday 26-08-2011, 23:01 Post #88 |
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I am a horrible photographer. |
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| Fermicelli | Friday 26-08-2011, 23:08 Post #89 |
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These two lines made me laugh. |
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| Fermicelli | Saturday 27-08-2011, 00:55 Post #90 |
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I just finished Raven's letter, I only have to put a stamp on the envelope and mail it. Maybe I'm not the best person to judge it, but I think the concept of the letter is delightfully mad. e: depending on whether or not UPS is scanning everything I send to the US after the anthrax mail, this one could potentially get me arrested for terrorism depending on the number of science fiction movies the average postal worker has seen in his life. |
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| Raven | Saturday 27-08-2011, 01:54 Post #91 |
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I am excited |
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| SpeeDDemon13431 | Saturday 27-08-2011, 02:24 Post #92 |
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Once I get the mailing address for my apartment, you should send me a letter. You still have the stamps and whatnot for it? |
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| Fermicelli | Saturday 27-08-2011, 02:30 Post #93 |
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Got myself a new sheet, don't worry about me running out of them! Note to self: left letter to dry on the heater. (Don't forget). |
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| who cares | Saturday 27-08-2011, 02:33 Post #94 |
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God TW, You're going to get into the habit of buying stamps now! |
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| SpeeDDemon13431 | Saturday 27-08-2011, 02:49 Post #95 |
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Sweet. I'm PM you my address in about a week. |
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| SpeeDDemon13431 | Saturday 27-08-2011, 02:50 Post #96 |
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or less |
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| Raven | Saturday 27-08-2011, 05:09 Post #97 |
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Now I really want to know why he's drying a letter. |
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| who cares | Saturday 27-08-2011, 05:12 Post #98 |
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He soaked it in anthrax |
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| Cole | Saturday 27-08-2011, 05:14 Post #99 |
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I hope it's that - he wrote it in black ink with a quill And not that - he pissed on it to give it that nice glossy Dutch finish. |
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| Raven | Saturday 27-08-2011, 05:34 Post #100 |
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I was thinking more along the lines of whoever got that letter might be able to clone their own TW one day. I guess someone will find out! |
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