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Let me write you a letter.; Better thread title.
Topic Started: Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:44 (1,491 Views)
Tzar Scooter
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
Rainbow Horror
Tuesday 16-08-2011, 00:16
Well, I'm about to dump MCP's letter in the nearest mail collection box right now. It took me a bit longer to write this letter because it isn't so much a letter as it's a song. In Dutch, just as you requested! It's a bit like this:



Except raunchier, but it should make about as much sense!

To the people asking me if there's more room: yes there is! Besides MCP and Scooter, I haven't received any other addresses. I have three stamps remaining right now, but if there are more takers I'll just buy another sheet!

Also, if anyone else is interested in writing letters to ProM folks, feel free to announce so in this thread. It could end up being fun if we send stuff to one another.
Translate that fuckin video.
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Fermicelli
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Italian delight
Fatima Moreira de Melo
Don't be playing with mi curasao (Different language)
Fatima Moreira de Melo
I'd like to stroke you, don't be so lame
Fatima Moreira your ass is so nice and round
I'd eat you raw
Fatima Moreira de Melo, don't be so lame
Fatima Moreira de Melo, I'd like to tie you up with rope
Fatima Moreira de Melo,you've got lots of knowhow.

That's the gist of it. Of course, in the original language it all rhymes and flows nicely.
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Chet
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I am the clown.
I hope my address was correct.
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Comedian
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
I can't wait to be sexually harassed.
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Fermicelli
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Chet
Tuesday 16-08-2011, 01:10
I hope my address was correct.
Send me another PM with the correct address if you're not certain, I won't post the letter until tomorrow!
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Fermicelli
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The mailman will come in about ten minutes. That signals the start of what may be the slowest race in history!
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8bit!
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I left my computer on.
Rainbow Horror
Tuesday 16-08-2011, 15:50
The mailman will come in about ten minutes. That signals the start of what may be the slowest race in history!
Seems like I've heard this on Top Gear a few times. Probably involving James May.
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OHJOY90
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8bit!
Tuesday 16-08-2011, 16:38
Rainbow Horror
Tuesday 16-08-2011, 15:50
The mailman will come in about ten minutes. That signals the start of what may be the slowest race in history!
Seems like I've heard this on Top Gear a few times. Probably involving James May.
I was thinking the same thing. Captain Slow away!
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8bit!
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OHJOY90
Wednesday 17-08-2011, 15:05
8bit!
Tuesday 16-08-2011, 16:38
Rainbow Horror
Tuesday 16-08-2011, 15:50
The mailman will come in about ten minutes. That signals the start of what may be the slowest race in history!
Seems like I've heard this on Top Gear a few times. Probably involving James May.
I was thinking the same thing. Captain Slow away!
The only thing slower would be actually getting a piggy back from James May himself!
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0megaZer0
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A.F.R.O. B.R.U.H. B.R.O.
At 48 could James May even piggy back more that 100 pounds???
Edited by 0megaZer0, Wednesday 17-08-2011, 15:22.
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Comedian
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
Got it. Bypassing my family. May take forever.
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Fermicelli
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That makes you the winner, then!

I have yet to write Ohjoy a letter, but I keep getting distracted. I swear I'll write you, friend.
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Phazom
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NOTHING
i'll send you my address one day...
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Comedian
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I won't take pictures of it now. I want to be sure they forgot about it.
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Cole
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Are you not allowed to receive mail? Do they think you're corresponding with a serial rapist in San Quentin?
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Ectopants
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Hey TW can you do one more?
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Cole
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If you can, TW, write me a one sentence blurb somewhere on Ecto's letter for him to relay to me.
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Ectopants
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If you can, TW, talk about your favorite Dutch candy bars. European candy has cool names. Do you guys have Corny Big over there? I saw it in Luxembourg once and laughed hard because it sounds like they're trying to sell a big, corny turd. My mind is in the gutter, I know.
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Comedian
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Saul Goodman
Thursday 25-08-2011, 21:48
Are you not allowed to receive mail? Do they think you're corresponding with a serial rapist in San Quentin?
Sort of and yes, respectively.
They asked about it, I am pretending I lost it. Pics tomorrow I guess.
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Cole
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I have to say that's the most suspicious lie I've ever heard.

"Hey, son, about that letter you received..."

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT. IT EXPLODED AND WAS ABSORBED INTO THE COSMOS!"

They're totally going to walk in on you snapping pictures of it and think you're trading pictures with a gay man from the Netherlands.
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