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Let me write you a letter.; Better thread title.
Topic Started: Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:44 (1,495 Views)
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Because I use about one stamp per year, that would mean I'm set for almost the entire decade. But being frugal hardly ever is any fun, so I've decided to find a better purpose for them: I'm going to send a few of you what is basically an antiquated version of a personal message! If you're fine with me knowing where you live so I can steal your identity/steal all of your belongings/smell your hair whilst you're asleep, post your address (you don't have to post your actual name) in a PM/this thread. Within two to four months, a letter will drop on your doormat if your country's mail services don't accidentally lose it on the way!

e: Oh, and if you feel like sending other ProMers a letter, feel free to announce this in the thread!
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Space is depressing as hell.
no way

what if my mom sees it
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Party time
Once I mailed my friend a letter that just said "poop".
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Ocelot
Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:48
Once I mailed my friend a letter that just said "poop".
I will have to top this somehow.
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The mail services' website says I can only use stamps for packages weighing less than two kilograms. Do you guys think a bomb of that size could still take down a house?
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A small packet of thermite set in a strategic spot will do.
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i call one. i'll send you my address in a few minutes.
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Chet
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I am the clown.
I would like a letter.
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
I hope I get a few piece of grass in my letter!
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Ha ha, use one stamp to send me all the other stamps! I shall steal the fun from everyone!
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I just put the letter in the mail box. Tell me when you receive it, Scoot! (And whether they arrest you for it or not. Remember, you don't know me).
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Fred
Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:51
The mail services' website says I can only use stamps for packages weighing less than two kilograms. Do you guys think a bomb of that size could still take down a house?
try some anthrax...it basically weights nothing, i think
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
ooo yay
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Thursday 28-07-2011, 17:44
Fred
Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:51
The mail services' website says I can only use stamps for packages weighing less than two kilograms. Do you guys think a bomb of that size could still take down a house?
try some anthrax...it basically weights nothing, i think
That's what I ended up doing; I think it's the most cost-effective solution.
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Addressed to "Frat Boy Scooter Smith"

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Merry Not-> X-mas and a happy new Currently ongoing Year

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Hi! I couldn't fit a standard sized letter in this tiny little envelope, so this Christmas card will have to do. I briefly considered writing a message on a sheet of toilet paper, but that stuff is expensive, yo. (Plus very absorbent. Think of all the ink I'd waste!) Also, my apologies for the stamps I used. The set had a nice picture of a nuclear power plant, but I already used it. Wow. writing a good letter is harder than I thought. To fill up the rest of this this card enjoy this picture of a cock and balls.
Love, TW.

(Picture of Cock and Balls)

P.S. I couldn't get my hands on any weed, so I hope you enjoy the cocaine.


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*To the Postal Service Folks this isn't actual cocaine but a gag gift.

It's actually anthrax.
Edited by Tzar Scooter, Thursday 11-08-2011, 18:34.
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I see there's a tiny rip in the envelope. I wonder what the mailman must have thought when he noticed the anthrax leaking from it!
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Thursday 11-08-2011, 19:16
I see there's a tiny rip in the envelope. I wonder what the mailman must have thought when he noticed the anthrax leaking from it!
"Hey, is that anthr- *Dies* "
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Thats cause I opened it first.
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NOTHING
why did you mirror image things?
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A.F.R.O. B.R.U.H. B.R.O.
Actually, being frugal can be a ton of fun...if you do it properly. :D
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