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| Fermicelli | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:44 Post #1 |
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Italian delight
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Because I use about one stamp per year, that would mean I'm set for almost the entire decade. But being frugal hardly ever is any fun, so I've decided to find a better purpose for them: I'm going to send a few of you what is basically an antiquated version of a personal message! If you're fine with me knowing where you live so I can steal your identity/steal all of your belongings/smell your hair whilst you're asleep, post your address (you don't have to post your actual name) in a PM/this thread. Within two to four months, a letter will drop on your doormat if your country's mail services don't accidentally lose it on the way! e: Oh, and if you feel like sending other ProMers a letter, feel free to announce this in the thread! |
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| who cares | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:45 Post #2 |
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Space is depressing as hell.
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no way what if my mom sees it |
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| Bagshot | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:48 Post #3 |
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Party time
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Once I mailed my friend a letter that just said "poop". |
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| Fermicelli | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:49 Post #4 |
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Italian delight
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I will have to top this somehow. |
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| Fermicelli | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 02:51 Post #5 |
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Italian delight
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The mail services' website says I can only use stamps for packages weighing less than two kilograms. Do you guys think a bomb of that size could still take down a house? |
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| Kami | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 03:06 Post #6 |
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Old Men
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A small packet of thermite set in a strategic spot will do. |
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| Phazom | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 03:53 Post #7 |
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NOTHING
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i call one. i'll send you my address in a few minutes. |
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| Chet | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 05:56 Post #8 |
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I am the clown.
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I would like a letter. |
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| Tzar Scooter | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 06:13 Post #9 |
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
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I hope I get a few piece of grass in my letter! |
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| Adam | Wednesday 27-07-2011, 06:22 Post #10 |
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Proto Fal'Cie
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Ha ha, use one stamp to send me all the other stamps! I shall steal the fun from everyone! |
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| Fermicelli | Thursday 28-07-2011, 17:36 Post #11 |
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Italian delight
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I just put the letter in the mail box. Tell me when you receive it, Scoot! (And whether they arrest you for it or not. Remember, you don't know me). |
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| Deleted User | Thursday 28-07-2011, 17:44 Post #12 |
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try some anthrax...it basically weights nothing, i think |
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| Tzar Scooter | Thursday 28-07-2011, 17:45 Post #13 |
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
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ooo yay |
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| Fermicelli | Thursday 28-07-2011, 18:12 Post #14 |
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Italian delight
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That's what I ended up doing; I think it's the most cost-effective solution. |
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| Tzar Scooter | Thursday 11-08-2011, 18:33 Post #15 |
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
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![]() Addressed to "Frat Boy Scooter Smith" ![]() ![]() Merry Not-> X-mas and a happy ![]() Hi! I couldn't fit a standard sized letter in this tiny little envelope, so this Christmas card will have to do. I briefly considered writing a message on a sheet of toilet paper, but that stuff is expensive, yo. (Plus very absorbent. Think of all the ink I'd waste!) Also, my apologies for the stamps I used. The set had a nice picture of a nuclear power plant, but I already used it. Wow. writing a good letter is harder than I thought. To fill up the rest of this this card enjoy this picture of a cock and balls. Love, TW. (Picture of Cock and Balls) P.S. I couldn't get my hands on any weed, so I hope you enjoy the cocaine. ![]() *To the Postal Service Folks this isn't actual cocaine but a gag gift. It's actually anthrax. Edited by Tzar Scooter, Thursday 11-08-2011, 18:34.
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| Fermicelli | Thursday 11-08-2011, 19:16 Post #16 |
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I see there's a tiny rip in the envelope. I wonder what the mailman must have thought when he noticed the anthrax leaking from it! |
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| OHJOY90 | Thursday 11-08-2011, 19:49 Post #17 |
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C4 Layer
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"Hey, is that anthr- *Dies* " |
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| Tzar Scooter | Thursday 11-08-2011, 19:49 Post #18 |
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Fratting So Hard, I Have To Double Knot My Sperries.
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Thats cause I opened it first. |
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| Phazom | Thursday 11-08-2011, 22:46 Post #19 |
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NOTHING
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why did you mirror image things? |
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| 0megaZer0 | Friday 12-08-2011, 01:03 Post #20 |
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A.F.R.O. B.R.U.H. B.R.O.
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Actually, being frugal can be a ton of fun...if you do it properly. :D |
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