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| So my girlfriends dad just yelled at me; in a druken rage | |
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| dark prime | Friday 15-07-2011, 03:54 Post #21 |
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But, he didn't know i was coming. and he was drunk and it was loaded so it really did make me nervous. he also had his 1911 on the counter so i was like "uhhh, I LEFT THE DOG RUNNING. I MEAN THE SINK" AND YES I WILL MOVE TO TEXAS AND LIVE IN HIDING |
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| Raven | Friday 15-07-2011, 03:55 Post #22 |
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TWO NINJAS IN ONE TOPIC FUCK YEAH MAN |
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| Raven | Friday 15-07-2011, 03:56 Post #23 |
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I LEFT THE DOG RUNNING IN THE SINK. WHICH IS ALSO RUNNING. BETTER GO. |
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| Phazorn | Friday 15-07-2011, 03:56 Post #24 |
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Well with all that gun knowledge you will fit right in |
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| dark prime | Friday 15-07-2011, 03:57 Post #25 |
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THE SINK WAS BARKING AT THE NEIGHBORS and yes my gun knowledge. WELP LOOK AT THIS HERE SHOTGUN IT LOOKS MIGHTY NICE TEN GALLON HAT |
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| Hollywood | Friday 15-07-2011, 03:59 Post #26 |
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It will be funnier the next time he sees you and all...."uhhhh hey......I was a little.....uhhhhh.....yeah......Can I call you son?" |
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| Hollywood | Friday 15-07-2011, 03:59 Post #27 |
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GUNZ R NOT TOYZ |
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| dark prime | Friday 15-07-2011, 04:00 Post #28 |
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No. he has no remorse. He will never speak of it again and yell at me more later |
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| Raven | Friday 15-07-2011, 04:01 Post #29 |
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Have his sink bark at him. I'm sure that will do something. |
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| Hollywood | Friday 15-07-2011, 04:02 Post #30 |
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HE HAS NO REMORSE |
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| dark prime | Friday 15-07-2011, 04:04 Post #31 |
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JUST LIKE TEXAS And yes, my mythical barking sink. its one of a kind |
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| Phazorn | Friday 15-07-2011, 04:05 Post #32 |
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Your Texan is spot on you will fit right in |
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| Severstarr | Friday 15-07-2011, 04:07 Post #33 |
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I moved 2 states away just to get away from my crazy drunk relatives. >_> |
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| dark prime | Friday 15-07-2011, 04:09 Post #34 |
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I can play the part of a good neighbor too HEY CAN YOU DRIVE ME 40 MILES I NEED TO PICK UP SOME MILK FOR THE CRACK STORE |
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| Raven | Friday 15-07-2011, 17:12 Post #35 |
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I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY CRACK WHORE THERE PRIME |
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| dark prime | Friday 15-07-2011, 17:51 Post #36 |
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good neighbor and crack whore are synonymous |
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| Raven | Friday 15-07-2011, 19:04 Post #37 |
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This is also true. |
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| Pareechee | Friday 15-07-2011, 20:28 Post #38 |
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My Dad was drunk last night. He slurred a bit and couldn't articulate thoughts very well. He called me down. I asked "what?" He told me to "come here." He proceeded to hand me a twenty and told me to drive to Dairy Queen and get him a "Medium Vanilla & Banana thingy" and also get whatever I wanted. Returned back 20 minutes later with my ice cream and his Vanilla and Banana Cream Pie Blizzard and $11 in change. Told me to keep the change. Usually when he's drunk he just passes out in the computer chair in the library (Our library, not a public one. He does not drive out to our Public Library, drunk, to sit down in one of their chairs.) |
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| dark prime | Friday 15-07-2011, 20:46 Post #39 |
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the thought of someones dad driving to the public library to pass out made me lol hard. >_> and was the ice cream good? |
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| Raven | Friday 15-07-2011, 21:16 Post #40 |
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This
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