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So my girlfriends dad just yelled at me; in a druken rage
Topic Started: Friday 15-07-2011, 03:41 (679 Views)
dark prime
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But, he didn't know i was coming. and he was drunk and it was loaded so it really did make me nervous. he also had his 1911 on the counter so i was like "uhhh, I LEFT THE DOG RUNNING. I MEAN THE SINK"


AND YES I WILL MOVE TO TEXAS AND LIVE IN HIDING
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TWO NINJAS IN ONE TOPIC FUCK YEAH MAN
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I LEFT THE DOG RUNNING IN THE SINK. WHICH IS ALSO RUNNING. BETTER GO.
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Well with all that gun knowledge you will fit right in
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THE SINK WAS BARKING AT THE NEIGHBORS


and yes my gun knowledge. WELP LOOK AT THIS HERE SHOTGUN IT LOOKS MIGHTY NICE TEN GALLON HAT


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Hot pants.
It will be funnier the next time he sees you and all...."uhhhh hey......I was a little.....uhhhhh.....yeah......Can I call you son?"
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Hot pants.
GUNZ R NOT TOYZ
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No. he has no remorse. He will never speak of it again and yell at me more later
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Have his sink bark at him. I'm sure that will do something.
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Hot pants.
HE HAS NO REMORSE :cb:




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JUST LIKE TEXAS

And yes, my mythical barking sink. its one of a kind
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dark_prime
Friday 15-07-2011, 03:57
THE SINK WAS BARKING AT THE NEIGHBORS


and yes my gun knowledge. WELP LOOK AT THIS HERE SHOTGUN IT LOOKS MIGHTY NICE TEN GALLON HAT


Your Texan is spot on you will fit right in
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I moved 2 states away just to get away from my crazy drunk relatives. >_>
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Friday 15-07-2011, 04:05
dark_prime
Friday 15-07-2011, 03:57
THE SINK WAS BARKING AT THE NEIGHBORS


and yes my gun knowledge. WELP LOOK AT THIS HERE SHOTGUN IT LOOKS MIGHTY NICE TEN GALLON HAT


Your Texan is spot on you will fit right in
I can play the part of a good neighbor too


HEY CAN YOU DRIVE ME 40 MILES I NEED TO PICK UP SOME MILK FOR THE CRACK STORE
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I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY CRACK WHORE THERE PRIME
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good neighbor and crack whore are synonymous
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This is also true.
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My Dad was drunk last night. He slurred a bit and couldn't articulate thoughts very well.

He called me down. I asked "what?" He told me to "come here."

He proceeded to hand me a twenty and told me to drive to Dairy Queen and get him a "Medium Vanilla & Banana thingy" and also get whatever I wanted. Returned back 20 minutes later with my ice cream and his Vanilla and Banana Cream Pie Blizzard and $11 in change. Told me to keep the change.

Usually when he's drunk he just passes out in the computer chair in the library (Our library, not a public one. He does not drive out to our Public Library, drunk, to sit down in one of their chairs.)
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the thought of someones dad driving to the public library to pass out made me lol hard.
>_> and was the ice cream good?
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dark_prime
Friday 15-07-2011, 20:46
the thought of someones dad driving to the public library to pass out made me lol hard.
This :LOL!:
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