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| Tweet Topic Started: Friday 17-12-2010, 03:15 (450 Views) | |
| Phazorn | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:15 Post #1 |
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Okay so I keep my apartment pretty clean but recently I was walking into my room and I saw an ant on the wall by the window, we had this staring match going for awhile before I lost and turned away to see... another ant... It was only the beginning. As I pulled my bed away from the wall in a panic, I realized there was a whole trail of ants leading along the wall and then I did a very bad thing. I looked down. The floor was covered in ants. Oh dear sweet lord what did I do to deserve this. Instead of doing the logical thing and buying some ant spray or a bug bomb, I remembered that diluted dish soap kills ants quickly. This turned out to be the worst idea I've ever had in my entire life. I ran quickly to the kitchen and filled up a pitcher with Ultra-concentrated Dish Soap and water, congratulating myself for quick thinking so much that I didn't even notice the bubbles forming and setting off an alarm far back into my head. I was just concentrating on the ant army that found its way into my bedroom. I was too afraid to just step into the room so I started pouring the solution in front of me to make a trail all the way to the wall, a good 10 feet of carpet, at which time I ran out of solution. Fuck. Made more and continued to pour it all over my walls intent on wiping out every last ant alive in my apartment. Only a couple survived long enough for me to scoop them up in the pitcher and flush them away. I was feeling pretty fine at this point realizing no ants remained when I was hit with the fact that there were in fact about 500 ant bodies and a growing amount of bubbles all over everything. Now in case none of you have ever cleaned dish soap off of carpet, especially Concentrated Dawn, you should know that a tiny drop makes ton of bubbles when you rub it and even more when you mix it with the water on the rag. I had used about 1/2 a bottle, and about two gallons of water just for the solution. I started cleaning it up with a rag before realizing all I was doing was making a shit ton of bubbles and getting nowhere, I had to rent a steam cleaner to get rid of it all and OH MY GOD after about 3 hours of cleaning and a house full of bubbles (dear lord, the bubbles, you have no idea), I finally had a room free of ant carcasses and suds. Seriously I filled up my tub at least 10 times with bubbles frantically trying to dilute them enough to go down the drain. Also everything smelled like apples for weeks and now I use regular strength original because I cannot stand Apple scented. At least I don't have ants anymore. Edited by Phazorn, Friday 17-12-2010, 03:17.
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:17 Post #2 |
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next time you're at a grocery, get some whole bay leaves from the spice isle. follow their trail to find out where they are coming in and tack a few bay leaves down right across the path. they will not cross bay leaves.
Edited by Mr Whiskey Dick, Friday 17-12-2010, 03:17.
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| Phazorn | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:19 Post #3 |
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The trail was the worst but they were all over the floor too I don't even know why, going from my bedroom window all the way into a tiny hole in the bathroom closet wall |
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| Phazorn | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:20 Post #4 |
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Also next time? I think I'll just move or jump out the window |
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| dark prime | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:33 Post #5 |
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Thank you for posting this xfd |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:39 Post #6 |
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hey buddy, i was just tryin to get to work jerk. |
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| Phazorn | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:42 Post #7 |
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fffffffffffffffff Everyone just wants a hug and they end up dead I'm a horrible person |
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| pool of jello | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:52 Post #8 |
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The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching one by one, The little one stops to bite Phazon's bum And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! >_> Edited by pool of jello, Friday 17-12-2010, 03:53.
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:54 Post #9 |
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now you know how a Saibaman feels. |
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| Vespis | Friday 17-12-2010, 03:55 Post #10 |
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They'll all give you a hug. All at once. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Bagshot | Friday 17-12-2010, 05:06 Post #11 |
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There was a trail of ants in my apartment 2 years ago because I left a box of Cheez-its on the floor and then left for spring break. Just got out the vacuum cleaner and showed them who was boss. |
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| pool of jello | Friday 17-12-2010, 05:09 Post #12 |
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Coincidentally, I have a box of Cheez-Its on the ground next to me. |
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| Phazom | Friday 17-12-2010, 05:30 Post #13 |
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the only true way to get rid of ants is to destroy the underground network that they spawn from. enjoy your future reinfestation. |
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| Bagshot | Friday 17-12-2010, 06:02 Post #14 |
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Well don't leave them there for a week! |
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| 8bit! | Friday 17-12-2010, 08:49 Post #15 |
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so tl:dr... BUBBLE PARTY WITH ANTS! |
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| Lady_tentacle | Friday 17-12-2010, 11:16 Post #16 |
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I like your writing style. But next time you should buy some anti-ant spray or something. Saves you a lot of time and money. They also have those little boxes for ants and inside is some poison (not to confuse with poisson, which is the French name for ' Fish'. |
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| 8bit! | Friday 17-12-2010, 18:14 Post #17 |
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Phazon needs to release an autobiography with all the crazy shit that happens to him. Pahzones Phollies! |
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| dark prime | Friday 17-12-2010, 18:22 Post #18 |
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Phazon has some of the funniest stories ive ever heard |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 17-12-2010, 18:30 Post #19 |
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Phazon is slowly becoming Kramer. |
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| OHJOY90 | Friday 17-12-2010, 18:40 Post #20 |
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About the trying so hard to get rid of the bubbles: Don't bubbles/foam dissipate after time anyway? Or was their so many that it would've taken hours to dissipate? |
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