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"I thought we could just fart and be friends"
Topic Started: Sunday 21-11-2010, 04:50 (91 Views)
wit
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APRIL 8--In a police report that reads as if it was written for the Howard Stern show, an Oklahoma man who enjoys "the sound and smell of farts" has told cops that he was sexually assaulted by a man he met online.


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The Smoking Gun contains scans of the lulzy police report. Bizarre inconsistencies such as the fact that the victim received various messages from the suspect telling him how he was going to "Become his bitch" which he kept for evidence, even though he totally didnt think he was going to have sex. Whether or not he recieved any farts was not established.
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Heh, how peculiar.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
and how did you know about this wit? >.>
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