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The shoe thread.
Topic Started: Friday 19-11-2010, 22:11 (197 Views)
Fermicelli
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Step one: take off one of your shoes. It doesn't matter much if it's your left or right shoe, just make sure it's somewhat clean.
Step two: place shoe near fire place. If you do not have a fire place, the central heating unit will do. Lacking that, please move out of your cardboard box and go live in a real house please.
Step three: place carrot in shoe. If you do not have a carrot, a handwritten poem or drawn picture will do.
Step four: sing a song.
Step five, also the most important step: take a picture of the shoe and post it in this thread.
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Kennyan
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I can't complete step one, I'm barefoot..
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uber
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No Swedish people wear shoes inside. I thought only Americans did.
I would do this if I had a camera though.
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Mehere
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I was unable to complete step one as well. I think you need to rethink these instructions. >_>
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uber
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This is just crazy, 3 swedes in a row. It's like we're trying to build a snowman and we already got the carrotnose from this thread. Now just the eyes and a hat.
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Phazorn
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uber
Friday 19-11-2010, 22:46
This is just crazy, 3 swedes in a row. It's like we're trying to build a snowman and we already got the carrotnose from this thread. Now just the eyes and a hat.
XFD

I only have a vent in the ceiling
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Phazom
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NOTHING
i'm american and i don't wear my shoes inside.
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OHJOY90
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Wearing shoes inside? What kind of madness is this?
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Kirb
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uber
Friday 19-11-2010, 22:44
No Swedish people wear shoes inside. I thought only Americans did.
I would do this if I had a camera though.
No, even in America its a minority
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cheese
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The Americans who don't wear shoes in the house just don't wear shoes period.
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8bit!
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I left my computer on.
I have no carrots :(
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8bit!
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I left my computer on.
8bit!
Saturday 20-11-2010, 04:37
I have no carrots :(
BUT I DO HAVE A HANDDRAWN PICTURE
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Kami
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Old Men
The dorm carpet feels good on my bare feet...


even though this thing is dirty as hell...
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Fermicelli
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You people are strange. Fine, a more open interpretation of step one, then. Find a shoe --any shoe-- and move on to step two.

If you do not have any shoes, either go and buy a pair or colour in this drawing, print it, and fold yourself some impromptu footwear:

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