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Apparently I am going to an anime convention this weekend?; This is going to be shit...
Topic Started: Friday 12-11-2010, 14:51 (351 Views)
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I think...I've watched like 5 animes, ever? Man, I am going to have no idea what the fuck is going on :(

Pretty much expect to sit there drinking liqour all weekend and make fun of cosplayers/fat nerds. Should be good, I guess?

Really not looking forward to this...
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Phazom
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you really have nothing to look forward to.
anime conventions are usually pretty shit.
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though, if you feel like it, quite often a larger percentage of the girls there are much easier then those you would find elsewhere.
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Also fatter probably
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Friday 12-11-2010, 16:16
though, if you feel like it, quite often a larger percentage of the girls there are much easier then those you would find elsewhere.
Like, two months ago? That was the reason I was looking forward to it...sleep with some crazy bitches and then never talk to them again.

Now? I've been dating a girl for a little bit and while we aren't "facebook offical" or whatever bullshit terms people use, I'd feel bad cheating on her, I guess. I dunno, don't think she'd mind, but I'd feel a little bad. Plus, she'll be there for part of Saturday to chill with me, which is like the prime day.

At least I don't have to pay to go...I get in for free. And I was *required* to bring a handle of liqour, so maybe it won't be that bad? *shrug*
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booze makes everything better.
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ShagBot5000
Friday 12-11-2010, 16:26
Also fatter probably
Fatter, or uglier, or someshit that is the reason normal guys don't go within ten feet of them.

My buddies and I figured that hooking up with a crazy hot chick would be best; not like you got to see her again afterwards and deal with her craziness.

Also, I am better looking than the majority of the guys there, and will NOT be dressed like a fucking sperglord. The only thing against me is that two of my buddies will most likely be the best looking guys there (totes no homo) so I look like shit in comparison.
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Friday 12-11-2010, 16:30
booze makes everything better.
;)

Except for my worry that I am totally turning into an alcoholic. Except for being hung over Sunday, I haven't gone without at least two drinks a night in like a month.
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Friday 12-11-2010, 16:31
ShagBot5000
Friday 12-11-2010, 16:26
Also fatter probably
Fatter, or uglier, or someshit that is the reason normal guys don't go within ten feet of them.

My buddies and I figured that hooking up with a crazy hot chick would be best; not like you got to see her again afterwards and deal with her craziness.

Also, I am better looking than the majority of the guys there, and will NOT be dressed like a fucking sperglord. The only thing against me is that two of my buddies will most likely be the best looking guys there (totes no homo) so I look like shit in comparison.
it's usually fatter, have no sense of time or place, so they're loud and/or obnoxious at totally inappropriate times, or major self-esteem issues.
if the girl is in costume, the latter two are more likely*. the more well adjusted ones tend to not dress up, or just go with lazy costumes.

i'm sure there are other variables, so i can't guarantee anything with this statement.
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So they're pretty much exactly like the dudes who go to those things.
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Friday 12-11-2010, 16:36
Donald Draper
Friday 12-11-2010, 16:31
ShagBot5000
Friday 12-11-2010, 16:26
Also fatter probably
Fatter, or uglier, or someshit that is the reason normal guys don't go within ten feet of them.

My buddies and I figured that hooking up with a crazy hot chick would be best; not like you got to see her again afterwards and deal with her craziness.

Also, I am better looking than the majority of the guys there, and will NOT be dressed like a fucking sperglord. The only thing against me is that two of my buddies will most likely be the best looking guys there (totes no homo) so I look like shit in comparison.
it's usually fatter, have no sense of time or place, so they're loud and/or obnoxious at totally inappropriate times, or major self-esteem issues.
if the girl is in costume, the latter two are more likely*. the more well adjusted ones tend to not dress up, or just go with lazy costumes.

i'm sure there are other variables, so i can't guarantee anything with this statement.
Self-esteem issues, but most likely social-issues.

Most people don't realize that "neckbeard/sperglord" status isn't unique to guys. Almost just as many girls sperg out about video games/anime/whatever, or spend WAAAYYYY too much time on the internet. It just gets ignored for two reasons:

1. With message boards like these, they are the minority voice
2. Boobs make guys conveniently ignore that shit.

So a convention like this? Pretty much every girl is going to be as socially awkward/spergy as the fat guy next to them wearing the "Atlus" shirt. They just seem more appealing because there is a wet place to slide your dick into.
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Well technically guys have a place like that too but let's just assume that most of the dudes won't be gay.
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Friday 12-11-2010, 16:48
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Friday 12-11-2010, 16:36
Donald Draper
Friday 12-11-2010, 16:31

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it's usually fatter, have no sense of time or place, so they're loud and/or obnoxious at totally inappropriate times, or major self-esteem issues.
if the girl is in costume, the latter two are more likely*. the more well adjusted ones tend to not dress up, or just go with lazy costumes.

i'm sure there are other variables, so i can't guarantee anything with this statement.
Self-esteem issues, but most likely social-issues.

Most people don't realize that "neckbeard/sperglord" status isn't unique to guys. Almost just as many girls sperg out about video games/anime/whatever, or spend WAAAYYYY too much time on the internet. It just gets ignored for two reasons:

1. With message boards like these, they are the minority voice
2. Boobs make guys conveniently ignore that shit.

So a convention like this? Pretty much every girl is going to be as socially awkward/spergy as the fat guy next to them wearing the "Atlus" shirt. They just seem more appealing because there is a wet place to slide your dick into.
indeed. those often fall into the "have no sense of time or place, so they're loud and/or obnoxious at totally inappropriate times" category.
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Dragon*Con in Atlanta, GA isn't this bad there's usually a few good looking women genuinely interested in the shit.
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isn't dragon con just general nerdery though? not specifically anime?
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Wait...


why?
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off topic, but i really want to go to gen-con.
partially from the pictures i've seen of people coming back with hundreds of free/cheap dice of various types.
Edited by Phazom, Friday 12-11-2010, 23:40.
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Friday 12-11-2010, 23:36
isn't dragon con just general nerdery though? not specifically anime?
Yeah.
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Friday 12-11-2010, 23:43
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Friday 12-11-2010, 23:36
isn't dragon con just general nerdery though? not specifically anime?
Yeah.
that's why it isn't all bottom feeders. non-anime nerds can be pretty well adjusted.
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i do love anime, but i would probably never be going to an anime convention. id end up killing one of the cosplayers for ruining one of my favorite4 anime characters or something
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