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The penis is a wonderful organ
Topic Started: Tuesday 1-06-2010, 13:46 (1,046 Views)
Wakapanda Of Doom
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:50
Wakapanda Of Doom
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:46
kriemhilde
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 18:12
See, I like using them, but I like being a woman because iirc, we have wayyy better orgasms and more often :)
yes, please remember them when you're in labor and tried to hold on the agonizing screams and the 'PULL THAT FUCKING KID OUT!'...
very professional of you Dr. Panders!
When you're in the same room as 20 pregned women in this condition (not exaggerating), please let me know. >_>
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Hawkward
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I think guys got the better trade off, okay, woman may have more intense orgasms, but at least we don't eject blood of babies from down below... now that's nasty. Unless... unless folk like that sort of thing? Actually... could laxatives help with the whole birth thing? I mean, at least in that case the damned kid will slap out of their in it's own time.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:59
Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:50
Wakapanda Of Doom
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:46
kriemhilde
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 18:12
See, I like using them, but I like being a woman because iirc, we have wayyy better orgasms and more often :)
yes, please remember them when you're in labor and tried to hold on the agonizing screams and the 'PULL THAT FUCKING KID OUT!'...
very professional of you Dr. Panders!
When you're in the same room as 20 pregned women in this condition (not exaggerating), please let me know. >_>
STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY REUNIONS PANDERS!
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Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:46
kriemhilde
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 18:12
See, I like using them, but I like being a woman because iirc, we have wayyy better orgasms and more often :)
yes, please remember them when you're in labor and tried to hold on the agonizing screams and the 'PULL THAT FUCKING KID OUT!'...
It's worth it. One, two, or three times of that versus all~ the many great times. Plus I could just get a c section.
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Alch
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This is a funny argument.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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kriemhilde
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:02
Wakapanda Of Doom
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:46
kriemhilde
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 18:12
See, I like using them, but I like being a woman because iirc, we have wayyy better orgasms and more often :)
yes, please remember them when you're in labor and tried to hold on the agonizing screams and the 'PULL THAT FUCKING KID OUT!'...
It's worth it. One, two, or three times of that versus all~ the many great times. Plus I could just get a c section.
Again, please remember that.
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Vegito
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I'd like proof that women have better orgasms than men.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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i've never been incapacitated by one, nor reduced to a quivering mass of jelly by one, nor have i ever had several in a row, so i'd say the ladies have us beat there.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:33
i've never been incapacitated by one, nor reduced to a quivering mass of jelly by one, nor have i ever had several in a row, so i'd say the ladies have us beat there.
I've had several in a row ... It's gooooood

>_>;
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:33
i've never been incapacitated by one, nor reduced to a quivering mass of jelly by one, nor have i ever had several in a row, so i'd say the ladies have us beat there.
Maybe men are just more able to withstand the massive force, because they are built out of stronger stuff.

*runs*

On a side note, I've had three orgasms in a row on multiple occasions.
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Alch
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I've had 2 orgasms in less than 5 minutes before.

Shit's insane.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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i'm not saying that i've never had consecutive sex marathons. i'm saying literally machine-gunning loads within minutes or even seconds of each other.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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also, lol at the guys basically admitting they are minute-men.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:36
i'm not saying that i've never had consecutive sex marathons. i'm saying literally machine-gunning loads within minutes or even seconds of each other.
That's what I mean. It is ridiculously powerful, bordering on painful amounts of ejaculation.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:36
also, lol at the guys basically admitting they are minute-men.
Please tell me that you don't think that immediately following your first orgasm, you drop down to a zero-arousal level. When having multiples, you basically drop off a little and go over the edge soon (within about 10 seconds) after.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:36
i'm not saying that i've never had consecutive sex marathons. i'm saying literally machine-gunning loads within minutes or even seconds of each other.
i'm not saying that either ... to be honest it's kind of like one that got stretched out by more than 3 minutes if you will.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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ok. let me explain something. i have had what Hemmingway once described as the electric blue orgasm. a dry shot from literally being drained dry. after a weekend-long marathon of sexual acrobatics one Valentine's Day weekend. it was the only time i can honestly say i've been incapacitated by one. it also hurt. alot. rendered me damn-near unconscious.

it also took literally a weekend to get things to that point though.

i know what my "recharge" time is, and it isn't anything like what you guys are describing. i'm back up in a few minutes if needs be, but its not like the orgasms stack over time. each one has always been its own separate thing.
Edited by Mr Whiskey Dick, Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:43.
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Alch
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:36
also, lol at the guys basically admitting they are minute-men.
It's not that, but it was forced. I tried to see how many times I could do it in 10 minutes. This was years ago.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 01:40
i know what my "recharge" time is, and it isn't anything like what you guys are describing. i'm back up in a few minutes if needs be, but its not like the orgasms stack over time. each one has always been its own separate thing.
I'm talking about my experience ... not yours

>_>
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more power to you then Panders, it is a marvel your species still faces extinction.
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