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The penis is a wonderful organ
Topic Started: Tuesday 1-06-2010, 13:46 (1,047 Views)
Vegito
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ss4kami
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 23:53
I love my dick but I don't think it loves me...

I got it circumcised at 12...

Fucking Filipino traditions...
At TWELVE? God, that would suck.
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Kami
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Not would...


It DID suck...
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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you think that's bad? Moses had his done at like 74 with a sharp rock, and no anesthetic!
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Alch
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He's not hardcore enough. I had half my foreskin torn off by a rabid bear.
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Korru
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Religion or tradition hasn't fucked up my penis yet.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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Alch
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:08
He's not hardcore enough. I had half my foreskin torn off by a rabid bear.
and by bear, he means a fat, hairy guy.

and by rabid, he means foaming at the mouth.

by foaming at the mouth he means...trying to snowball him after ripping his foreskin off.

did i mention it was by a certain panda we all know...

>_>

<_<
Edited by Mr Whiskey Dick, Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:16.
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Korru
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:13
Religion or tradition hasn't fucked up my penis yet.
So it looks like a naked mole rat?





>_> kidding...I don't really care.
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kriemhilde
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:17
Korru
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:13
Religion or tradition hasn't fucked up my penis yet.
So it looks like a naked mole rat?
:LOL!:


careful, he might show you.
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Alch
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:15
Alch
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:08
He's not hardcore enough. I had half my foreskin torn off by a rabid bear.
and by bear, he means a fat, hairy guy.

and by rabid, he means foaming at the mouth.

by foaming at the mouth he means...trying to snowball him after ripping his foreskin off.

did i mention it was by a certain panda we all know...

>_>

<_<
DAMN IT

He saw right through my guise

NOTE: Snowballing is the shit.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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:gross:
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Idk what snowballing means.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:06
you think that's bad? Moses had his done at like 74 with a sharp rock, and no anesthetic!
I could hear the snip snip of scissors as it painlessly cut my dick... You know how traumatizing that is?

All I had to hide it was a sheet of newspaper that I couldn't even read...

The room (not even a surgery room) had its windows open to the college next door and the kids just walked by since it was lunch...

And for the next 2 weeks, I had to strap a juice bottle to my crotch to keep the head from touching my pants since it would instantly stick to it if it did touch...

I peed sideways for a week (the stream for some reason went 45 degrees to the right)...

Painkillers and Mythbuster marathons didn't do jack...

And one night, when my parents and grandparents were out and I was left alone with my grandma's dumbass helpers, my dick randomly decides to bleed from the seams.... literally... Apparently, the helpers didn't know what "Help" means as they kept watching their game shows....
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Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:18
:gross:
MEESHUN COMPREET
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kriemhilde
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:17
Korru
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:13
Religion or tradition hasn't fucked up my penis yet.
So it looks like a naked mole rat?





>_> kidding...I don't really care.
.....Pro tip most males in the UK are uncircumcised, most of us don't care much about religion or traditions.

Krem
 
Idk what snowballing means.
It like kissing but with added semen.
Edited by OHJOY90, Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:28.
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ss4kami
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:21
Mr Whiskey Dick
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:06
you think that's bad? Moses had his done at like 74 with a sharp rock, and no anesthetic!
I could hear the snip snip of scissors as it painlessly cut my dick... You know how traumatizing that is?

All I had to hide it was a sheet of newspaper that I couldn't even read...

The room (not even a surgery room) had its windows open to the college next door and the kids just walked by since it was lunch...

And for the next 2 weeks, I had to strap a juice bottle to my crotch to keep the head from touching my pants since it would instantly stick to it if it did touch...

I peed sideways for a week (the stream for some reason went 45 degrees to the right)...

Painkillers and Mythbuster marathons didn't do jack...

And one night, when my parents and grandparents were out and I was left alone with my grandma's dumbass helpers, my dick randomly decides to bleed from the seams.... literally... Apparently, the helpers didn't know what "Help" means as they kept watching their game shows....
my condolences. jesus christ, that's just fucking inhumane.
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kriemhilde
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:19
Idk what snowballing means.
you might want to UrbanDictionary that before someone actually tries to explain it.
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OHJOY90
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:23
kriemhilde
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:17
Korru
Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:13
Religion or tradition hasn't fucked up my penis yet.
So it looks like a naked mole rat?





>_> kidding...I don't really care.
.....Pro tip most males in the UK are uncircumcised, most of us don't care much about religion or traditions.
I said kidding. I'm well aware that cosmetic preference over here for circumcised is all because of how society has raised us.
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
Daxter1985
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 18:09
ITS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER
I have to admit that taking his sentence in a literal way ... Daxter is right ...

>_>

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kriemhilde
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 18:12
See, I like using them, but I like being a woman because iirc, we have wayyy better orgasms and more often :)
yes, please remember them when you're in labor and tried to hold on the agonizing screams and the 'PULL THAT FUCKING KID OUT!'...
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Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:46
kriemhilde
Tuesday 1-06-2010, 18:12
See, I like using them, but I like being a woman because iirc, we have wayyy better orgasms and more often :)
yes, please remember them when you're in labor and tried to hold on the agonizing screams and the 'PULL THAT FUCKING KID OUT!'...
very professional of you Dr. Panders!

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