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| Vegito | Tuesday 1-06-2010, 23:57 Post #21 |
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At TWELVE? God, that would suck. |
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| Kami | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:02 Post #22 |
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Old Men
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Not would... It DID suck... |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:06 Post #23 |
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you think that's bad? Moses had his done at like 74 with a sharp rock, and no anesthetic! |
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| Alch | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:08 Post #24 |
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He's not hardcore enough. I had half my foreskin torn off by a rabid bear. |
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| Korru | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:13 Post #25 |
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Religion or tradition hasn't fucked up my penis yet. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:15 Post #26 |
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and by bear, he means a fat, hairy guy. and by rabid, he means foaming at the mouth. by foaming at the mouth he means...trying to snowball him after ripping his foreskin off. did i mention it was by a certain panda we all know... >_> <_< Edited by Mr Whiskey Dick, Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:16.
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| kriemhilde | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:17 Post #27 |
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So it looks like a naked mole rat? >_> kidding...I don't really care. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:18 Post #28 |
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careful, he might show you. |
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| Alch | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:18 Post #29 |
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DAMN IT He saw right through my guise NOTE: Snowballing is the shit. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:18 Post #30 |
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| kriemhilde | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:19 Post #31 |
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Idk what snowballing means. |
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| Kami | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:21 Post #32 |
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I could hear the snip snip of scissors as it painlessly cut my dick... You know how traumatizing that is? All I had to hide it was a sheet of newspaper that I couldn't even read... The room (not even a surgery room) had its windows open to the college next door and the kids just walked by since it was lunch... And for the next 2 weeks, I had to strap a juice bottle to my crotch to keep the head from touching my pants since it would instantly stick to it if it did touch... I peed sideways for a week (the stream for some reason went 45 degrees to the right)... Painkillers and Mythbuster marathons didn't do jack... And one night, when my parents and grandparents were out and I was left alone with my grandma's dumbass helpers, my dick randomly decides to bleed from the seams.... literally... Apparently, the helpers didn't know what "Help" means as they kept watching their game shows.... |
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| Alch | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:22 Post #33 |
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MEESHUN COMPREET |
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| OHJOY90 | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:23 Post #34 |
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.....Pro tip most males in the UK are uncircumcised, most of us don't care much about religion or traditions. It like kissing but with added semen. Edited by OHJOY90, Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:28.
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:25 Post #35 |
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my condolences. jesus christ, that's just fucking inhumane. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:26 Post #36 |
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you might want to UrbanDictionary that before someone actually tries to explain it. |
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| kriemhilde | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:27 Post #37 |
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I said kidding. I'm well aware that cosmetic preference over here for circumcised is all because of how society has raised us. |
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| Wakapanda Of Doom | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:45 Post #38 |
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I have to admit that taking his sentence in a literal way ... Daxter is right ... >_> |
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| Wakapanda Of Doom | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:46 Post #39 |
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yes, please remember them when you're in labor and tried to hold on the agonizing screams and the 'PULL THAT FUCKING KID OUT!'... |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:50 Post #40 |
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very professional of you Dr. Panders! ![]()
Edited by Mr Whiskey Dick, Wednesday 2-06-2010, 00:52.
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