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| Metalconker | Tuesday 1-06-2010, 04:37 Post #1 |
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The Conker
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Make a story by adding a line(s) to the previous one. Don't be a fucktard and write retarded shit or it won't be put in the compilation which will be present in this post when an adequate amount of lines have been submitted. The topic for the first story is: Penis STORY GET Shanaynay and Lakisha were walking down the street in their brand new miniskirts, enjoying the sun in the city of Slut-Town. Edited by Metalconker, Tuesday 1-06-2010, 04:40.
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| Cole | Tuesday 1-06-2010, 04:46 Post #2 |
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I'm Coming Home
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Shanaynay say to Lakisha, she say "Hey Lakisha, you know what would be lookin' nice with these new miniskirts? Some DICK." Lakisha, twirling her hair extensions, responded "Ahhh shit Shanaynay, you done read my mind girl." |
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| Metalconker | Tuesday 1-06-2010, 05:03 Post #3 |
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The Conker
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"Ooh gurrrlll, let's go get us some chicken wings at kay eff cee and head over to Lawande's ghetto bitch house and see if she got us any niggas". Lakisha, visualizing herself eating chicken, quickly got wet. |
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| Kami | Tuesday 1-06-2010, 05:26 Post #4 |
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Old Men
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Shanaynay, seeing the juice running down Lakisha's leg, was suddenly reminded that today was National Watermelon Day. |
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| Luca | Tuesday 1-06-2010, 13:23 Post #5 |
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
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A giant winged head arose from the nether depths of hell and screamed "WHY DID YOU SUMMON ME?" The two girls looked at one another in abject fear as the ground slowly rumbled, the sky turned crimson and hellfire and fury slowly rained down. Ash and rock fell everywhere and a rain of blood began. The girls attempted to flee but Shanaynay was hit in the back with an immense laser. Lakisha screamed as it hit, blood and organs spilling out of the other girl like spaghetti. She fell to her knees and cried. The beast laughed menacingly. "Your tears are sweet sugar to my tastes. It has been so long since I have enjoyed mortal tears". The beast leapt forth and consumed her whole. As he did so his face became that of extreme consternation and he immediately threw her up onto the earth. His vommit burned through the asphalt like pure acid. In the distance the screams of hundreds could be heard as he began his thousand year reign of terror. However his work was done, he now had a powerful means to enact his revenge. The planning was so intricate and he was finally here now after all this time. Success tasted as sweet as tears. "RISE" The bellowing command caused a nearby fern to shed every leaf and wither. Centuries compacted into a moment, time took no prisoner at all. Lakisha arose, twisted and bitter with dark wings. Her skin was scorched leaving only behind a show of muscle and bone. Her organs were visible but no longer served a purpose. Her every movement spilled blood onto the ground. She looked up into the blood red sky, gave out a shrill scream that would cause any listening banshees to flee and stood up with wings outstretched. She flapped her wings slowly and took off into the sky. The beast roared loudly before returning to the depths of hell. This was going to be an interesting day. Lakisha became little more than a dot on the horizon as she flew away at the speed of a bullet. Blood falling from her perverted form as she flew away, humanity's end was finally here. |
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| Luca | Tuesday 1-06-2010, 13:24 Post #6 |
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
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WILL DAT BE IN THE COMPILATION? |
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