Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
VVV REGISTER AN ACCOUNT VVV
Posted Image
^^^ CLICK THE RETARD BUTTON ^^^
It will make this annoying-as-fuck notice go away.

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Phant makes up stories about your future.
Topic Started: Tuesday 25-05-2010, 02:07 (2,090 Views)
Wakapanda Of Doom
Member Avatar
ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
<_<

is tomorrow someday in June you bastard
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Adam
Member Avatar
Proto Fal'Cie
[Waka]

One day an earthquake in Peru launched the entire country into the ocean. The earthquake was said to be caused by a giant, white bear. The bear supposedly waved to everyone when Peru floated off, so they weren't particularly angry, just incredibly confused. This gave lots of work to Waka, who was most certainly not a Panda, and was the country's one good doctor. So he was usually busy helping the floating island and its citizens, who were struggling to survive, and paid him with debris, which is all they had. So Waka built an awesome house, and for a while all was good with his world.

But then the island of Peru collided with China, and everyone started to make little connections like "what if the white bear was a panda?" and "what if the panda pushed us to China?" And many people decided to panic. But China was kind to the Peruvians, and many political leaders gathered at an event to assure the public that China was not going to annex them, and that everything will be alright because they will help aid the citizens.

However, China was communist, and seeing the commies, the Peruvians took Waka's house from him and gave it to all the citizens. The very next day, a giant, white bear went and smashed through Hong Kong, destroying all of their cheaply made knock off products, and ruining their economy. China was communist, so they gave Hong Kongians their stuff, and everybody was a little poorer. The giant white bear would continue on to destroy every city in China, until everything that everyone owned was equally wreckage. This gave lots of work to Waka, who made no money since it was all being shared. And in this Waka became angry, and all pandas everywhere committed suicide, until the species was extinct.

Although Waka did not know it, he was the Mafia don of all pandas, and his will was their own. Waka did not figure it out until the panda suicides, and only because of a comment he made the day of the earthquake, about wanting to go to China so he would not have to pay egregious shipping on cheaply made goods. From that day onward Waka would go around wearing a giant panda suit in their honor, and because China and now Peru were communist, everyone there would do the same. Furries, somehow, managed to be angered by this. And that would be all, until they found out the giant white panda was made by several smaller pandas which bunched together to make the giant completely white. And THEN that was all.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Wakapanda Of Doom
Member Avatar
ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
What the motherfucking fuck? ..

I'M NOT A PANDA

That was worth the waiting ...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FraN
Member Avatar
Chaotic Carnival
XD
That was good enough to come before mine.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FraN
Member Avatar
Chaotic Carnival
This topic was on the page #4.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
kriemhilde
Member Avatar
Snake
hmmm
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Adam
Member Avatar
Proto Fal'Cie
[317]

and one reallyawesome morning tree sevie was walking down the street when he saw some kid in a stretcher. or well it was one of thsoe one things that babies are kep in while their parents push them. anyway he saw the baby and it started rolling down the street faster than the mamma and she wasn't really paying attention and then it got away from her. so tree sevie pulled out his pocket tobaggan and went after him. except he wasn't on a hill or anything so he and the baby just sat there staring at each other.

embarrassed tree sevie gave up his pocket tobaggan to be a pocket teabagger silently slipping teabags in peoples pockets so that they oculd turn into tea monsters when they sweat. i don't know, i don't know anything about you other than your typeing style, which i'm sure i bastardized very badly in this not paragarph since i couldn't even keep myself from backspacing every know and then

ALTERNATE FUTURE

And one really awesome morning, Tree Sevie was walking down the street when he saw some kid in a stroller. He saw the baby as it started to roll away from his mother down the street, moving slightly faster than her since she wasn't paying attention. In any case, Tree Sevie busted out his pocket tobaggan and decided to slide after that bitch. Except neither he nor the baby were on a hill or anything, so he and the baby just sat there staring at each other.

Embarrassed, Tree Sevie gave up his pocket tobaggan to the mother so that he could be a pocket teabagger, silently slipping teabags in people's pockets so that they could turn into tea monsters when they sweat.

Later the baby grew to be a master of the tobaggan, and sought out old Tree Sevie. To his dismay, he had become a tea monster himself. It seems outlawing teabags didn't stop some unfortunate souls from turning the vice of the leaves. Poor bastards.


[daxter]

And our brave hero was never heard from again.

Continue?
Yes
No <-



I'm just randomly doing ones, now. I can't think for shit about this anymore.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
kriemhilde
Member Avatar
Snake
*starts a riot with Fran*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sister Der Führer
Member Avatar
I LOVE JEWISH COCK

make one for me
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
OHJOY90
Member Avatar
C4 Layer
I think we all know that you have no future Hitler.
Edited by OHJOY90, Friday 2-07-2010, 21:12.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FraN
Member Avatar
Chaotic Carnival
*continues the riot with Kriem*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Mr Whiskey Dick
Member Avatar
Magnificent Bastard
GET THE FIREHOSES, BOYS!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
kriemhilde
Member Avatar
Snake
I STILL WANT
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Steve Jobs
Member Avatar
Ceo, Founder, Deity of Apple, Inc
You're gonna add me to that list boy!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Adam
Member Avatar
Proto Fal'Cie
Son of a bitch.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Bagshot
Member Avatar
Party time
Get on with it son
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Choco
Member Avatar
YEE-HAW!
*demands update*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Raven
Member Avatar
Swirly Badass
Phantasium
Tuesday 25-05-2010, 02:07
Status: Not adding anybody else to the list.
This is my first time in this topic aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm not coming back now.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Kilroy
Member Avatar
@!#?@!
:(
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Leos Axe
Member Avatar
AGAIN?
I always finish what I start
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Free Forums. Reliable service with over 8 years of experience.
Learn More · Sign-up Now
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Wackapedia · Next Topic »
Add Reply

The Gamer Gateway