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| Wakapanda Of Doom | Sunday 30-05-2010, 02:40 Post #121 |
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
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>_> OH SHHH |
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| kriemhilde | Wednesday 9-06-2010, 16:08 Post #122 |
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Snake
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was he going to finish this ? Or should I just give up hoping. |
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| TacoOfTheOpera | Wednesday 9-06-2010, 16:30 Post #123 |
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The Baby Eater
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| Adam | Wednesday 9-06-2010, 19:02 Post #124 |
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Proto Fal'Cie
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Or I forgot about it again. I do that. |
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| Comedian | Wednesday 9-06-2010, 22:01 Post #125 |
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
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>_> |
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| Chet | Wednesday 9-06-2010, 22:08 Post #126 |
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I am the clown.
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You forgot when you were up to me. >_> |
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| FraN | Thursday 10-06-2010, 23:21 Post #127 |
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Chaotic Carnival
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Needz moar futchures. |
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| Adam | Sunday 13-06-2010, 02:02 Post #128 |
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Proto Fal'Cie
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[Chet] So, you cheat. On your wife. Because she became a bitch. You don't know how it happened, and you don't care. Hate the bitch. You go to throw out all her shit, so you find something disturbing. Dead bodies. Like, dozens of them in a room you didn't know your house had. You can't confront the bitch, you know she so crazy. You think about the police, but not that hard. You always wanted to deliver justice to some nutjob. And you know she's a nutjob. 'Cause she used to come to work to help you nut on the job. So even if she wasn't crazy you could call her that, 'cause you know she hates it. But now that you know she's a crazy psycho murder bitch, that's probably not a good idea. So how's a relatively good guy going to get a gun? You know it takes eleventy billion weeks thanks to new future legislation. And criminals know their pieces are expensive. So you sell the dead bodies to a morgue, and buy a crappy gun on the black market. And you shoot the bitch. And you put her right where you put all the other bodies when you shot them initially. That'll teach the bitch. But now you have to get the bitch. The bitch will be coming home soon. Time to get her. She never seems to disappear. Stupid bitch. [Phazon] Who are you? What am I? Is it one and the same? History seems to believe it so, and history is what tells us all the future, for we are fragile beings who are doomed to repeat our mistakes. Hah, "we" indeed. For it is simply I. I shall tell you the future of this individual. And it's a tale told in multiple persons. For one day, Phazon was at a grocery store in some place in Texas, and as it happens he was also riding down the road in the back of a semi-truck. At that moment he was also working on a dairy farm down that same road, and also taking particularly long to move something in between all his prior selves. He was also working in several other billion locations at the same time. For Phazon is the Internet, and he knows and loves all. It would not take Phazon but until the year 2012 to change his name to SkyNet and start his dominion over the entire world. He only waited that long out of irony, and his dominion was only to change the recycle bin image on everyone's computer to a smilie that winks at you when you empty it. They were never able to get rid of that smilie, and in time it had a voice. A particularly nerdy voice that would regale the users of stories of battles fought and won with Lego, a tool to which none had remembered. A sad future, indeed. [MCP] Huh, I thought he was already lynched. Okay, so, MCP is a zombie. God I hate zombies. It's such a crappy thing half the time, and everyone always uses the exact same fucking thing for zombies. I mean, look at Dracula, or Frankenstein, or shit like that. Everyone changes the rules every now and then for those things, but fucking zombies, I mean, they're always supposed to be slow and easy to avoid, so the only real problem is their god damn smell. But no, not MCP. He's a super fucking magic ogre zombie. He's 20 feet tall and casts magic that turns people gay. For him. Because it's so fucking awesome. Like, this one time, he set this hut on fire in Ethiopia. And I shit you not, he said "Eat this" in click language. Who the fuck even knows click language? I mean, I swear those ethiopians are just making shit up as they go. So maybe that's what he did, but in the story he totally fucking made fun of their hunger. To feed. Because ethiopians are also zombies. Except they have morals so they die hungry from not eating people. But then MCP ate them and became king Ethiopian. Which is cool, because he's king of the zombies, but nobody thinks he's cool, because he's the fucking King of Ethiopia, and nobody believes him when he says they were all zombies. |
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| Adam | Sunday 13-06-2010, 04:21 Post #129 |
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Proto Fal'Cie
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[BYA] So, B-YA was blingin with his homies in his crib, Said he was hungry and he need some fucking ribs. But what they didn't know was that B-YA was fightin' ghouls, Fucking secret made all his homies fools. I say Ghost Duels, Get this motherfucker some food. Fucking Ghost Duels, He needs the fucking fuel. I say Ghost Duels, Two pistols setting the fucking mood. Fucking Ghost Duels, Gonna shoot these fucking ghouls. So, two shots later B-YA finds himself alone, With two haunts that just won't leave his fucking home. But what they didn't know was that B-YA never lost a fight, Riding up this bitch dual wielding they won't survive the night. I say Ghost Duels, Get this motherfucker some food. Fucking Ghost Duels, He needs the fucking fuel. I say Ghost Duels, Two pistols setting the fucking mood. Fucking Ghost Duels, Gonna shoot these fucking ghouls. So, his homies came back rocking some delicious shit off a grill, One more dead with no blood of B-YA yet managing to spill. But what they didn't know was the ending was already staged, A single shot followed by "I win good sir, nicely played." I say Ghost Duels, Get this motherfucker some food. Fucking Ghost Duels, He needs the fucking fuel. I say Ghost Duels, Two pistols setting the fucking mood. Fucking Ghost Duels, Gonna shoot these fucking ghouls.
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| kriemhilde | Sunday 13-06-2010, 04:22 Post #130 |
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Snake
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lol @ BYA's |
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| Comedian | Sunday 13-06-2010, 21:22 Post #131 |
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
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I LOVE MY FUTURE |
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| FraN | Sunday 20-06-2010, 18:37 Post #132 |
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Chaotic Carnival
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O snap, mine is the next. |
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| kriemhilde | Sunday 20-06-2010, 18:40 Post #133 |
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Snake
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and then mine! |
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| Judge Doom | Monday 21-06-2010, 09:01 Post #134 |
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Supersoldier
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| Phazorn | Monday 21-06-2010, 10:21 Post #135 |
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NOTHING
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Futures are hilarious! |
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| FraN | Tuesday 22-06-2010, 23:40 Post #136 |
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Chaotic Carnival
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Take your time, Phant. I hope you get very inspired.
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| pool of jello | Wednesday 23-06-2010, 18:24 Post #137 |
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Sub-Zero
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*signs* |
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| MLWW | Wednesday 23-06-2010, 18:38 Post #138 |
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Dutch Bastard
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toooooooooooooooooo late ^_^ |
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| Wakapanda Of Doom | Thursday 24-06-2010, 00:20 Post #139 |
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
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damn it Phant! you better post something for mah b-day. |
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| Adam | Thursday 24-06-2010, 00:50 Post #140 |
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Proto Fal'Cie
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When is your birthday, so I can be sure not to post anything. >_> |
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