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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 01:38 Post #81 |
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I tried reading Phant's future but it turns out my crystal ball was just cheap glass from Walmart and I'm so uninteresting I didn't catch it but this is what it told me about his past [Phantasium] Phantasium was always good at what he did, and a very caring individual. However, one fateful day he was working in a grocery store in Montana, a woman kept asking where the frozen peas were. He looked the woman straight in the eye and said "You know what lady, I can do better than this" and stormed out of there. Phant soon landed a great job and met the love of his life. They settled in and started a life together. He was so successful and donated to many charities. Eventually his brilliance allowed him to find the cure for every disease ever. He was so happy he could save so many people he did not see the bus coming down the street and was hit and died in the road. He was standing at the gates of Heaven awaiting judgement and St Peter said "I'm sorry I can't let you in for you see, the lady who just wanted frozen peas got lost in the store and died of starvation in a janitor's closet. You're going to hell" In hell, Satan asked Phantasium "What's this, you're a nice person. Fuck off" Phant was speechless. "I've always done my best but no one wants me" Satan replied "Oh I want you, but you see, you can do good elsewhere, but I can't have that so you're going to Kansas goodbye" Phant woke up with no memory of anything at all in a grocery store in Kansas. "What the fuck?" A lady asked for frozen peas. Phant replied "You cocksucking bitch I hate you and I don't know why but I don't care either I feel like sending your fucking ass straight to hell" Phant murdered her and used her blood to frost cakes, vowing to make everyone's life miserable and say fuck every sentence for the rest of eternity. But everyone loved his cakes. The end. Edited by Phazorn, Friday 28-05-2010, 01:58.
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| Alch | Friday 28-05-2010, 01:43 Post #82 |
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XMFD WTF PAHZONE |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 28-05-2010, 01:58 Post #83 |
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who is Sata? |
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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 01:59 Post #84 |
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Whoops, thx. You would know though |
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| Starwolf | Friday 28-05-2010, 01:59 Post #85 |
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Your body and name belong to me now!
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XFD @ Wolf's Voice. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:00 Post #86 |
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if anyone would catch a botched reference to the Morningstar, it would be me. |
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| RikusSexSlave | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:27 Post #87 |
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I read that paragraph as a description of the love of Phant's life. I could see I'm wrong now, but that's the way I'm keeping it in my head. |
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| Adam | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:31 Post #88 |
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It's funny because the people in Britain just think my "Bloody Cakes" are an exclamation. |
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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:31 Post #89 |
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It could be meant in that way too I could be a literary genius |
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| Wakapanda Of Doom | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:37 Post #90 |
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lol @ Phant's future. >_> |
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| Alch | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:39 Post #91 |
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You don't know this? Clearly a way to connect internal devices to your computer. They are most commonly known to be capable of transferring data at 3.0 Gbps, but are now capable of transferring data at 6.0 Gbps. |
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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:41 Post #92 |
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Shit just got real |
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| Wakapanda Of Doom | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:55 Post #93 |
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Shit was real. |
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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:56 Post #94 |
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Real shit all up in this bitch |
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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 02:56 Post #95 |
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Real like you would not believe |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 28-05-2010, 03:26 Post #96 |
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you fucking nerd...i was pointing out a typo that Phaze made, which he then fixed. |
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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 03:28 Post #97 |
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Whiskey he was joking calm down holy fuck not the knife SERENITY NOW WHISKEY CAN YOU FEEL IT SERENITY NOW Let the hate out buddy come on Give me a hug it's okay |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Friday 28-05-2010, 03:29 Post #98 |
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sorry, i'm a little on edge right now... |
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| Phazorn | Friday 28-05-2010, 03:30 Post #99 |
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I've been weird and on edge all night |
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| Wakapanda Of Doom | Friday 28-05-2010, 03:35 Post #100 |
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please jump. now. |
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