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Phant makes up stories about your future.
Topic Started: Tuesday 25-05-2010, 02:07 (2,096 Views)
kriemhilde
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do me!
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Omgarm
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kriemhilde
Tuesday 25-05-2010, 18:43
do me!
Phant! An opening, quick!
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Phazorn
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Phant's gay, it won't work
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kriemhilde
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>_>;
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Phazorn
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NOTHING
*gets moved down to last place*
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
Phant should keep reading the stories. Although I expected "Unfortunately the end of the world"to be much more abrupt.
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Phazorn
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I tried but I couldn't get my voice to sound right

Damn voice
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Phazon
Tuesday 25-05-2010, 18:46
Phant's gay, it won't work
Damn you and your slanderous lies.
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Adam
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[Silver]

See RedLinedDagger.

[RedLinedDagger]

See Silver.

[Silver]

See RedLi...

[RedLi.....

Se.....

There once was a man named SilverDagger. He drunk a lot but never staggered. And now this story isn't going to rhyme, because he did something trivial like breaking the time continuum. This is what happens when you know nothing of your doppelganger, especially when dp's name is RedLinedShot. See, Silver went and killed ole Shot, and created a progressive time loop that won't end until he kills himself. But of course he's not going to do that. Or rather, he can't, since it would have to be his doppelganger that kills him and of course he's dead. So every now and then he gets weird delusions that he's another person, just like ole Shot has weird delusions that he's been killed. The damning thing is that they're both good drinking buddies. You only have to clink the glass to change your life back and forth. And of course they'd never know the difference, since they act so alike. So much so that county medical thinks he's just a bit insane. A psychiatrist keeps trying to tell him that his name is SilverShot, but who cares what that quack says. He's a duck. A dead duck.
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Tuesday 25-05-2010, 19:06
[Silver]

See RedLinedDagger.

[RedLinedDagger]

See Silver.

[Silver]

See RedLi...

[RedLi.....

Se.....

There once was a man named SilverDagger. He drunk a lot but never staggered. And now this story isn't going to rhyme, because he did something trivial like breaking the time continuum. This is what happens when you know nothing of your doppelganger, especially when dp's name is RedLinedShot. See, Silver went and killed ole Shot, and created a progressive time loop that won't end until he kills himself. But of course he's not going to do that. Or rather, he can't, since it would have to be his doppelganger that kills him and of course he's dead. So every now and then he gets weird delusions that he's another person, just like ole Shot has weird delusions that he's been killed. The damning thing is that they're both good drinking buddies. You only have to clink the glass to change your life back and forth. And of course they'd never know the difference, since they act so alike. So much so that county medical thinks he's just a bit insane. A psychiatrist keeps trying to tell him that his name is SilverShot, but who cares what that quack says. He's a duck. A dead duck.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/76506901c9a1fc14/
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Fermicelli
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Italian delight
Phazon
Tuesday 25-05-2010, 19:18
Phantasium
Tuesday 25-05-2010, 19:06
[Silver]

See RedLinedDagger.

[RedLinedDagger]

See Silver.

[Silver]

See RedLi...

[RedLi.....

Se.....

There once was a man named SilverDagger. He drunk a lot but never staggered. And now this story isn't going to rhyme, because he did something trivial like breaking the time continuum. This is what happens when you know nothing of your doppelganger, especially when dp's name is RedLinedShot. See, Silver went and killed ole Shot, and created a progressive time loop that won't end until he kills himself. But of course he's not going to do that. Or rather, he can't, since it would have to be his doppelganger that kills him and of course he's dead. So every now and then he gets weird delusions that he's another person, just like ole Shot has weird delusions that he's been killed. The damning thing is that they're both good drinking buddies. You only have to clink the glass to change your life back and forth. And of course they'd never know the difference, since they act so alike. So much so that county medical thinks he's just a bit insane. A psychiatrist keeps trying to tell him that his name is SilverShot, but who cares what that quack says. He's a duck. A dead duck.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/76506901c9a1fc14/
I agree with the final remark. But whatever you do, do keep 'em coming.

e: The both of you!
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Bagshot
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Party time
Ok sure why not
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Adam
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[Leos]

Leos is a Columbian drug runner that doesn't actually care about his job but enjoys the game involved with evading various police forces around the world. He prides himself on the fact that he was able to smuggle his product into North Korea once. Despite it all, one very zealous Interpol agent has managed to follow his trail AGAIN and AGAIN though usually just missing him in comically zany fashion. In truth he loves the chase just as much as Leos loves the game, but Leos was eventually forced to kill him and end the game. Later, he'll live out his life with a mountain of product he hasn't been tempted to sell and die at the hands of a few punks that steal it all, but end up getting caught via a parking offense.
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Kilroy
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omg i want a future
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Phazorn
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Phantasium
Tuesday 25-05-2010, 21:41
[Leos]

Leos is a Columbian drug runner that doesn't actually care about his job but enjoys the game involved with evading various police forces around the world. He prides himself on the fact that he was able to smuggle his product into North Korea once. Despite it all, one very zealous Interpol agent has managed to follow his trail AGAIN and AGAIN though usually just missing him in comically zany fashion. In truth he loves the chase just as much as Leos loves the game, but Leos was eventually forced to kill him and end the game. Later, he'll live out his life with a mountain of product he hasn't been tempted to sell and die at the hands of a few punks that steal it all, but end up getting caught via a parking offense.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/7651128326c151bf/
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srsly though, Good topic
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me please
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Adam
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[Alch]

Alch is a murderer that uses yiff parties as a cover to eliminate vicious serial killers that also happen to be furries. Nobody ever expects the pink dolphin to discharge a bullet from its smooth, tender slit, and most die in a haphazard expression of lust and confusion. Of course, most only applies to about three or four people, since not many murderers are also furries. Just the ones that are pretending to be furries because they are secretly trying to kill Alch for taking out the other people pretending to be furries to take out Alch. The first one just died because Alch had not beat off in several months so the first furfag who took on his seed gargled until he could not breathe. So really it's just Alch who kills people. With his seed.


[Whiskey]

Whiskey drinks. Hah, get it, because his name is Whiskey. Or really, his name is something else, but who cares because we already know two names. One is Whiskey. Who drinks. The other is Lucifer Sage, which would make you think that he's the devil but he's actually the devil's great x 24 grand son who also fathered several illegitimate devil children who also fathered even more illegitimate devil children and so on because they are all devil children without morals and this is why Whiskey never dies from his excessive drinking, because he is already drunk on his devil powers. And so he just drinks, because let's face it, he won't have to do anything before the whole land is turned to devils because he fucked enough non-devil broads in the day.
Edited by Adam, Tuesday 25-05-2010, 23:24.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
>_>

add me to the list!
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is there a list of the line so far?
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