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| Vespis | Sunday 16-05-2010, 19:50 Post #41 |
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Well all you need to do is say what you gotta say. Ask a favoured English teacher if necessary. |
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| knives | Sunday 16-05-2010, 19:55 Post #42 |
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Do the typical bullshit like "We ALL worked hard to be here" "YOU guys are making a difference in the world" "If you see another of your class mates in trouble HELP THEM OUT" "We are closer than we all think" BS like that. |
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| Raven | Sunday 16-05-2010, 20:00 Post #43 |
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Says you. You have no idea what I know! |
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| Vespis | Sunday 16-05-2010, 20:05 Post #44 |
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This. This so hard. Use every one of those sentences. |
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| 317 | Sunday 16-05-2010, 20:09 Post #45 |
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i called your bluff and you folded. don't try and say it was otherwise, i checked. |
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| knives | Sunday 16-05-2010, 20:16 Post #46 |
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Funny story. Even though I declined being the Valedictorian, those fuckers still had the audacity to have me write the thing because I was the best writer in the school. |
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| Raven | Sunday 16-05-2010, 20:18 Post #47 |
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My account has changed a few times over these past few months, there is no telling what I saw! |
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| 317 | Sunday 16-05-2010, 20:40 Post #48 |
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oh how cute, you don't even begin to know where to look. |
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| Raven | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:00 Post #49 |
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~>__>~ |
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| Fermicelli | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:27 Post #50 |
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"Dear classmates, As I stand here before you today, it saddens me to know that this will be the last time we shall see each other as a group. However, the same fact provides me with a source of satisfaction as well. You see, twenty years ago an alien race called the 'Feznary' came to this part of the planet hoping to overtake it. They changed the genetic code of our parents and then erased their memories, ensuring that a mixed breed of half-humans, half-Feznary would be born. But the Feznary made one big mistake, their strategy for overtaking the planet only works if multiple generations of affected half-breeds mate with each other. Only then can a genuine full-breed Feznary be created. So as I stand before you today, I beg of you to go out and explore the world and marry someone from the other side of the country. Or even better, someone from a different continent altogether. The power to repel the Feznary lies in your hands, as your Valedictorian I command you to help save the world. Thank you for your time." Seriously, Ages, you should consider going out in a burst of dadaïstic glory. What are they going to do once you have that microphone in your hand? Give you detention or call your parents? This is one of the last chances you have at having some inconsequential fun. |
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| Alch | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:38 Post #51 |
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If I were ages, I would do something like TW said. It's the perfect time to basically tell everyone from school to fuck off. |
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| FraN | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:45 Post #52 |
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"Dear classmates, I can only say that if you let me be in this position, you all must suck too hard."
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| ages | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:47 Post #53 |
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It's due on tuesday. ;_;
They'll check it before I go up there XD Plus, you know, the people that are giving me 3000 bucks a year will be watching.. >_> |
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| Alch | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:50 Post #54 |
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That second reason is a good reason to not do what TW said. Also, just have a folded up piece of paper with your REAL speech tucked somewhere in your robe. THEN give that one. |
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| Fermicelli | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:55 Post #55 |
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Sure, they'll check on the speech they think you'll be holding. Not on the one you're actually going to hold. If you do care about the money then perhaps have a normal speech under less than normal conditions. Wear a kilt or something like that and never explain your choice of clothing. |
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| ages | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:56 Post #56 |
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Also, random, but LOLOLO PROM PIC http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs551.snc3/30141_1129638056931_1706630554_245934_7289769_n.jpg HAPPY YET IM317 |
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| ages | Sunday 16-05-2010, 21:58 Post #57 |
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I do think I would be crossbow'd by my guidance counselor the moment she saw me without my cap and gown on. ;_; |
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| Alch | Sunday 16-05-2010, 22:01 Post #58 |
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You're boring ages. I hate you ;-; |
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| ages | Sunday 16-05-2010, 22:07 Post #59 |
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You're gay alch. I feel sexually aroused around you ;-; owate |
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| Fermicelli | Sunday 16-05-2010, 22:12 Post #60 |
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Nothing says 'unusual condition' more than stripping naked during your oration. I don't know. Someone else come up with something creative. I'm tired. |
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