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| I made a story involving Choco and some other people; Historical/Fiction/Comedy | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Wednesday 12-05-2010, 20:58 (147 Views) | |
| N805 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 20:58 Post #1 |
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It's the mystery box!
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Shall I post it? It's not intended to offend anyone. It's just suppose to be somewhat funny. (It involves some people from here, but only because I didn't finish it. IF I were to finish it, I would include many more people) |
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| SpeeDDemon13431 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:02 Post #2 |
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The Demon of Super Speed
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Lol. Uh ... sure. |
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| Starwolf | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:08 Post #3 |
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Your body and name belong to me now!
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I'd read it. |
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| Choco | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:14 Post #4 |
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YEE-HAW!
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You are required to post it. This is not up for debate. |
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| Fermicelli | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:23 Post #5 |
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Italian delight
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If you're going to write a story about Choco, then, at the very least, Choco should get to read it. |
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| N805 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:31 Post #6 |
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There was once a great empire far to the east. It was known as the Great O'cohc (O-coke) Empire. Its people were known as O'cohcites. It was ruled by a tyrant known as Hocco the almighty. Stories told that he was the size of two men, and the strength of 100. Some even said he was a god! He always adorned himself with the highest quality gold and gems, and had hareems that would astonish Hareen herself! (Hareen is a Chocean goddess). But it wasn't his rise to power, nor his rule that makes this tale; No, it was his downfall. No other tale outdoes this that tells of the great Chocean defense and the resulting O'cohcian war. [Better stuff soon.] |
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| N805 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:39 Post #7 |
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Some background information is necessary for this tale. First, the Choceans lived in Choca, a land of warfare and watermelons (which were the main crop, and remind me to tell the story of the great watermelon fiasco). The Choceans enslaved an eastern nation known as Speedos, and the Speedians became a slave class to the Choceans [Hint: They will be important later on, SpeeD]. We're a bit off track, so I'll get to the important stuff. The Great O'cohcian Empire was far to the east of Choca. But they were a far-reaching, hungry empire. They absorbed the great nations of Natia and Whiskia. They then set their eyes not just on Choca, but the entire peninsula of Choco. They first tried diplomatic methods to conquer it. Watermelons the size of crates, jugglers that could do back-flips, everything (note: must tell story of Trifious Wisdious, the great front-flipping juggler). |
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| uber | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:45 Post #8 |
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Sexy Beast
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I finally figured out what the N in N805 stands for. Nudo. >_> |
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| N805 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:46 Post #9 |
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It's the mystery box!
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The Chocos wished to maintain their democratic rule, so they sentenced the messengers and entertainers to death by watermelling (like stoning, but with many, many watermelons). This angered Hocco so much, that he supposedly kicked one of his entertainers (rumored to have been 2 feet tall) across his throne room. Hocco was left with one choice: war. He gathered his hoosits, his wassits, and fuzzets. He hired gangers, bangers, and librarians!* The method for quick communication within the Great O'cohcian Empire was messenger pigeons, but some were trained to be spies for the Choco nations, and thus, the great king King Chocidas, king of Choca, learned of Hocco's plans. *Not intended to be a ghetto joke. |
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| N805 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:46 Post #10 |
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It's the mystery box!
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Oh Noes! My plans been foiled! |
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| N805 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:52 Post #11 |
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It's the mystery box!
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BTW, I did this because I had an hour to spare and didn't feel like doodling... |
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| SpeeDDemon13431 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:52 Post #12 |
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The Demon of Super Speed
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That's what the "Lol" was for in my first post. But I didn't know how to say what I wanted to say without it being lengthy. So I just stuck with Lol >.> |
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| N805 | Wednesday 12-05-2010, 21:58 Post #13 |
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It's the mystery box!
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I now see the irony in this. Except that this isn't made to mock anyone. This is made to honor Choco and to be funny. |
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| Choco | Thursday 13-05-2010, 04:48 Post #14 |
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YEE-HAW!
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countie |
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