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Brainstorms I'm going to change the formatting to this, eventually. With the first post having the best ideas, the second post having decent ideas, and the third post having bad ideas. But not right now.
Attack of the Leos Leos! Thousands of them!
BTB Becomes a Woman BTB turns into a woman, somehow(Magick by Ail? Bizarre experiment by PO?). No one notices a difference except Oreon, who tries to have sex with him. BTB is still a bitch, but actually notices it this time but attributes it to his gender change. * Might play off of the closet homosexual thing.
BTB: Spokesperson The disturbing lack of drinkers in Camp PotD urge alcohol companies to find a spokesperson to sell their newest product: Sophcok beer. They pick the resident drunk, BTB, to do their job. * Obviously plays off of the "BTB is a repressed homosexual" joke. * "There's nothing better than nursing on a Sophcock at the end of a long work day."
Camp Syco Syco, angry that no one celebrated his arrival at Camp PotD, feels underappreciated and goes off and creates his own camp.
Chestbump Squad A day in the life of the Chestbump Squad. Most likely a short episode where it shows everyone greeting each other and then standing around in awkward silence until they all leave. * It could possibly be a play off of those pretentious black and white college films. Fin.
Closet Goth Society PotD has a secret goth club. Filled with the likes of PO and Moonjay where all they do is whine about how people suck and deserve to die. * Wydrah joins the club just so he can complain about Ail. The rest of the goths don't like him because he's annoying and way too happy(in a gay way).
Evil Vampire X and the Goth Squad Parody of anime and '80s cartoons because Evil Vampire X sounds like a title to a crappy anime and '80s cartoons just deserved to be mocked. EvilVampireX and the Goth Squad set out to show how much people suck and to spread misery in the world. * PO is the scientist. He's in a charge of a giant computer that can't get past its own self-pity and every data report, or whatever, it outputs ends up actually being a crappy poem about how sad it is or how much people suck it. The Gothputer often tries to format itself. * Moonjay is the Cat Lady, who relates better to animals because they aren't humans, who suck and whatever. She has animal control powers, but she never goes out of her room to help the group. But whenver she does try to help, the limited range of her animal telepathy rears its ugly head... or it could be that she has great range, but her complete lack of knowledge of the outside world is her weakpoint. * There must be a theme song that has a narrator do a setting summary, and there must be some children that inexplicably show up that are part of the group, one who is in a wheelchair and one who is colored.
Foxxbox: Detective I want to a cop parody, might as well do one where Foxx is on a crusade or as a grizzled detective.
Fun With Off-Shoots What the title says: fun with off-shoot boards. Probably the underlying theme is that these people leave PotD because PotD sucks, yet they come back and try to get new members(The Paradiso Paradox).
Gamerunkown: Tech Support Gamerunknown provides tech support to some hapless PotDer and ends up causing the ENTIRE INTERNET to come crashing down. Losers everywhere have nothing to do and venture outside for once. LUEsers, /b/tards, etc begin wreaking havoc on the outside world. Things look desperate until normal people wake up sometime around noon, having slept in due to having a social life the night before.
G) Other A story about the birth of G), told like a Christmas story on Jesus' birth. Should also have the prevailing theme that, like Christmas not really being about Jesus' birth anymore, G) isn't really other anymore either.
God v. PotD 314 U.S. 97 (2008) Sick of religious debates, people try to return topicality back to PotD. The battle rages all the way to the Supreme Court. * That is just one of many ideas that could be done with this. I'm super open to suggestion here. * I would try to make the case number more realistic. I'm not doing an over 9000 joke. I'm not a fag.
Married White Male SimuLord obsesses over PO, increasingly mimicking him and trying to replace him. Obvious parody of Single White Female; by the way, I need to see that movie... aside from the nude scenes I download from the Internet.
Operation: Round up Dark Children Nudo's girlfriend agrees to a threesome on the sole condition that the other person involved is Angelina Jolie. Nudo hatches a plan to gather up impoverished dark children as a means of luring Jolie in.
PaternalObsessive Nudo has PO's baby. Tensions arise as PO tries to kill the baby, but nudo won't let him. PO must kill them both or come to terms with being a father.
Pirates and Ninjas An episode based on pirates vs. ninjas. Told in a poetic fashion.
Secrets of a Dork Past PO's role-playing past comes back to haunt him. LARPers from Jersey show up at Camp PotD to force PO to return back and finish the "Blood Fued." PO initially refuses until he learns that the LARPers have captured his girlfriend and are using her as leverage against him. PO must finally end the Blood Fued, not just for Lord Mortius(his character) but for himself. * PO upon learning that his girlfriend has been captured, "Bettie(or whatever her name would be), how could you let this happen?!" She replies, "I rolled a 1, what was I supposed to do?!" * PO reaches out to touch his girlfriend's out-stretch hand, but the LARPer says, "Wait! You have to roll to see if you actually touch!" When PO fails the roll, the same LARPer cackles maniacally, "Evil is so satisfying." Or something. * PO pulls out a dusty chest from underneath his cot, opens up and softly touches the dusty man-blouse, cape, and plastic vampire fangs, saying like a grizzled badass, "Man, I'd never thought I see these again, much less have to wear them." * PO will finally realize this gay battle is about himself and not Lord Mortius after nudo rants/bitches/gives a speech about how stupid/lame/gay it is, completely missing nudo's point. * PO is actually quite emasculated by his girlfriend, despite his claims. She also might be smoking hot or a ghastly beast... if she's smoking hot, there would be a subplot where PotDers can't get past the LARPing to appreciate the hotness. * At the end, his girlfriend sees where PO is actually at, thinking he was somewhere else, and says, "What the hell? I may do this role-playing shit, but I don't travel across the country to meet strangers on the Internet at some weird camp, and lie about it too. You're in big trouble this time, mister. When you get back from fag camp, we are so getting married!" The episode then ends with PO looking to the sky and screaming, "NOOOOOOOO!!!" ** They're could even be an epilogue which shows PO 10 years in the future, miserably married. He could be posting on PotD, and say something like, "Hold on, my kid is crying," which is followed by a bunch of posts laughing at him. He screams in anger, having had enough, and opens up the gun cabinet to finally kill himself... but finds nothing there. He asks what happened to his gun, and his wife tells him that it was too dangerous to have around and she pawned it for money for his son's braces. PO collapses onto the floor and sobs, and as the camera fades out you can hear his wife shouting, "You better not be crying on that rug again, we're having company over tonight!" And when the screen finally goes back... it says, "To be continued...?" ** If continued, it would be even further in the future, showing PO's son, Billy(with a goatee), working on a time machine. Through PO's embittered tough love, Billy has become an amazing man who has made the world a better place... but whose lone failure in life is his inability to make his father happy. So Billy goes back into time to stop the earlier events from happening because he knows that will make his father happy, and that's all he wants... even if it costs him his own existence. ** But problems happen in the past, and Billy's in need of assistance and goes to the only man he knows who can help... his own father. PO despises his future son at first, refusing to allow them to call each other dad or son. But over time, as PO sees how amazing of a person Billy is, and that Billy's greatness is all due to PO's brilliance at being a father... PO's frozen heart begins to thaw; completely warming when PO fully realizes the sacrifice his son is willing to make -- amazed that anyone would ever be willing to do such a thing for him. But as PO finally begins to love his son, his son's task is complete and he begins to fade from existence. PO's last words to his son are, "I'm proud of you... son." Billy replies, "Thanks... I love you... dad" and fades out of existence with a smile. ** PO mulls over the preceding events for a few days... and ends up calling his girlfriend and asks her, "Hey... when I get back from this trip, wanna get married?" ** Fast forward another 30 years. Billy(no goatee) is an evil man who hates his loving douchebag of father. Billy steals a time machine so he can back into time and make his father miserable. Naturally, his success will reverse the other Billy's actions, and PO will be miserable again, causing the good Billy to return and go back to reverse what the bad Billy did... and this repeats infinitely. Yes, there is an infinite time battle between good and evil versions of PO's sons that is waged in Camp PotD... and there might be references to it in other episodes. And PO ultimately becomes a tortured soul, when happiness is at his feet, he's too bitter to recognize and appreciate it. But the moment he tries for happiness, it disappears. PO's happiness, like the end of a rainbow, can never be reached.
Troll Wars Trolls invade PotD. Epic battle scenes and drama.
Turning Wapanese Japanophiles invade Camp PotD. * One of the Japanophiles, in his desperation to look Japanese, gets a surgery which pulls his face back(thus giving him a squinty look). But the face is pulled too far and rips his face in half. He hasn't done enough paper routes to pay for a corrective surgery. His name is Tom. Later on, the Japanophiles are having a confrontation with PotD. Insults are being thrown back and forth. One of the Japanophile goes, "Why don't you just shut your face?" and a PotDer shoots back, "Why don't you go tell your buddy Tom that?". It's funnier in my head than it is on paper, trust me.
Wydrah Christmas Special Wydrah wants Desperado to be his theme song, and wants a little Mexican to follow him around and sing it. Nudo decides to get him a little Mexican for him for Christmas. Unfortunately, congress is close to passing a bill immigration bill that will stop any chance nudo has at getting a Mexican. Can Wydrah's Christmas be saved?
These are ideas that have succumbed to the ravages of time.
Gamelover: Superhero Gamelover decides something needs to be done about PotD, and attempts to become a superhero. He just ends up fucking everything up. * There's an electrical problem in a cabin. Gamelover comes over and tries to fix it. He ends up shorting out the cabin and igniting the gas oven... somehow. He and the random PotDer just barely manage to escape the explosion. Gamelover remains relatively unscathed, but the PotDer has been knocked into a coma. PotDers congregate around the site and think gamelover actually saved the PotDer instead of him being responsible for the explosion. Gamelover goes along with it, delighted that people are recognizing him for his good, ableit phony, deeds. * Whenever the PotDer is about to wake up from the coma, gamelover stealthily knocks the person back into the coma, prolonging the adulation he so desperately craves. He'll occasionally go into a sobby monologue about how he regrets that he didn't get there in time to prevent this horrible coma from happening, and how he wishes it was him instead. * Ail or nudo are suspicious. Ail because she's Ail. And nudo because he has an irrational hatred for gamelover. * The ladies start digging gamelover, which leads to hilarity. * The comatose PotDer subplot(or perhaps the main plot if I can work it enough) is a lot like the Tell-tale Heart.
Gladiators Wydrah and Ail, in order to determine who is the better person, have a contest that eerily mimics American Gladiators.
Making Me Illiad Christine Kao is the center of everyone's affection. A great war erupts over her. Probably some sort of pansy war fought with hugs and Bible quotes or something. People die, hopefully.
PotD Law Fun with Internet lawyers.
PotD is Possessed Ail's bitchiness is really caused by a demon that possesses PotD. In order to save PotD from the demon, Ail selfessly sacrificed herself to host the demon. Ail becomes sick and she loses her hold over the demon. The demon runs amok, possessing random people who all act like Ail. Ail gets healthy but is still a bitch; its revealed that the poor demon was actually trapped by Ail and had been corrupted by Ail's dark soul, or that's what Wydrah wants you to believe.
PotD Three-O PotD becomes out of control and Mecha and Ail assume the roles of police officers as they try to clean up the streets of PotD in a parody of cop dramas. * PO could be the grizzled police captain, who overlooks Ail's violent police work because he likes seeing them suffer. ** Nudo could be arrested for lewd behavior(he's naked under the robe), and when he arrives, PO tells them that he'll take it from there, and that this is going to require aggressive interrogation, unbuckling his pants as he walks into the interrogation room. * BTB is arrested for public drunkedness. Naturally, he's pantless and has his wife-beater on. * Oreon and Wave Master are automatically arrested for no real reason. * Ail carries this plastig bag FILLED with Wydrah's pubes. And no one ever questions why she has it or how she got it. It's a good-sized bag too. And then she tries to frame Wydrah with his pubes at every crime scene. ** Like with the BTB case, she would start sprinkling Wydrah's pubes in the beer and all over BTB and then say, "See! Wydrah was here!". And yes, that leaves potential for BTB to drink pube-filled beer. ** It will never be explained how she got the pubes. It just is, like many other "there just for the episode" things. * ABe, Sheepster, and others will be running some sort of meth lab. * The sexual tension between Ail and Mecha will culminate in a hot sex scene with Wham!'s Careless Whispers playing in the background.
Raiders and the Lost Scot Ail casts a spell that actually works, to everyone's suprise. She, Mechafalcon, and a few others are magickally transported to Scotland. The spell also happened to jar out of the time stream Ail's long-lost uncle Angus McOckinand. Upon discussion with him, the PotDers come to the realization that all horrible events in history have been caused by time-traveling Scots. Mecha, distraught, over the evils of Scotland, starts yelling at Ail in frustration and his anger eventually culminates in him screaming, "Fuck you, Ail! And fuck Scotland!" "Fuck Scotland" echoes all throughout the highlands, and like gophers popping their heads out of their dens, Scots from all over begin popping their heads over the hills looking to see who said such blasphemy. The whole of Scotland is angered, and a massive angry mob is formed and PotDers must flee for their safety. Ail is conflicted with her patriotism and her loyalty to her friends. * They visit Ail's coven for help getting out of Scotland. Opposite of the real world, magick actually exists but the Wiccans don't really believe it does. They just use magick as some sort of joke to try to convey their superiority over other people ("Oh, you just wouldn't get it."), and when it works, they're surprised but then cover their surprise by acting like they expected the result this entire time. * Gary and Crazy Joe come to help. Maybe Ail's relatives too. Crazy Joe is a shirtless construction worker, always wearing his yellow hardhat (don't ask me why, that's just how I imagine him). * All Scots look and talk like Sean Connery. The only difference between Scots are their clothes and the wigs. Scots will be voiced by different people trying their own version of a Sean Connery impression. In a way, it's a nation full of bad Sean Connery impersonations.
WvMC Concert Warios vs Moo Chicken becomes a pop star. PotD, particularly its pedophiles, has a difficult time coming to terms with the scourge of teenage girls that have descended upon the camp and are now fawning over WvMC.
Wydrah In Love Wydrah is secretly in love with Ail. * Montage with the Cure's "Pictures of You" playing, One part has Wydrah standing outside a window on a rainy night, looking in at Ail sitting in a cabin, and touching the window... and crying like the woman he is.
EPX2 The power of music This is an episode that was 90% written back in the day. It definitely could be reworked to fit in with today's PotD. And the idea is gold, I really enjoy it. So while nothing is actually written right now, it could get written pretty quickly. I would post the original RTF if there was a way I could upload it to this forum.
Anyway, basic idea is that PotD is angry over the treatment of homosexuals in America, with the gay marriage ban and other stuff. They decide to take themselves seriously and go out and protest EVIL Christianity(what's great about the original idea is how it now relates to the current 4chan vs. Scientology thing).
Important note: the portrayal of Christianity in this is a parody of the way PotD views Christians, not a parody of real Christians. Here's an example of the original dialog at the "Headquarters of Christianity". There's also a voice-over test of this specific scene.
Lord of Priests President… my dark agents have returned some disturbing news.
President What news have they brought?
Lord of Priests Camp PotD is mounting a resistance towards our war against homosexuality.
President Camp PotD? Isn’t that the online community that undergoes hilarious adventures while at a campground?
Lord of Priests Yes… that zany bunch is that of what we speak of.
President Lord of Priests, you bore me. The power of nerds is nothing compared to the power of God.
Lord of Priests But sir…
President Enough! Let’s see if The Jew has more worthwhile information.
Their protest attempts are mostly miserable failures, and the PotDers begin to lose faith. But then someone comes up with an idea(probably a PotDer who takes music too seriously) that they should write a song, a lot like "We are the World." So they decide to get a celebrity to help them write the song, and that means one person: honorary PotDer, Billy Joel.
So PotD goes on a trip to find Billy Joel to help them. Or maybe Billy Joel just shows up. I don't know. But if it's a trip, the idea would parody the "Hero becomes a recluse in Tibetan temple"(I know, I know, just like in Troll Wars with Ail)... but instead of Billy Joel being a recluse, he really just got so wasted one night that he passed out and woke up in the Tibetan temple, on a whole other continent. That's just the magic of Billy Joel.
So Billy Joel writes the song, but the Christians try to interfere, but somehow... (this is where I got stopped in the original script) the EVIL Christians and PotDers come to an understanding of each other and decide to sing the song together(awwww...). So the final scene is them singing the song that Billy Joel wrote, a song that basically says, "Hey, homosexuals are okay, at least they're not black." And as everyone sings it, they slowly begin to realize what the song is saying, and they begin to angrily stare at Billy Joel, who's totally into the song and oblivious to any wrong-doing. Then there's one line that sets up for the song to say, "nigger", maybe something where they say, "So when it comes to liking gays, don't be afraid to pull that trigger, because, hey, at least they're not a bunch of..." and all of the singers gasp in horror. Billy Joel is still oblivious, but then after a few seconds realizes everyone has stopped. So he says, "Hey, why'd you guys stop. We just got to the best part!" And the episode ends.
My favorite ending I've ever thought of. And probably the one that will most likely get me sued.
EPX3 Secrets of a Dork Past I know this is technically a brainstorm, but this idea is too good to pass up. I'll just copy it from the brainstorm topic. PO will need to be a technical adviser on this so I can accurately portray/mock LARPing.
PO's role-playing past comes back to haunt him. LARPers from Jersey show up at Camp PotD to force PO to return back and finish the "Blood Fued." PO initially refuses until he learns that the LARPers have captured his girlfriend and are using her as leverage against him. PO must finally end the Blood Fued, not just for Lord Mortius(his character) but for himself.
* PO upon learning that his girlfriend has been captured, "Bettie(or whatever her name would be), how could you let this happen?!" She replies, "I rolled a 1, what was I supposed to do?!"
* PO reaches out to touch his girlfriend's out-stretch hand, but the LARPer says, "Wait! You have to roll to see if you actually touch!" When PO fails the roll, the same LARPer cackles maniacally, "Evil is so satisfying." Or something.
* PO pulls out a dusty chest from underneath his cot, opens up and softly touches the dusty man-blouse, cape, and plastic vampire fangs, saying like a grizzled badass, "Man, I'd never thought I see these again, much less have to wear them."
* PO will finally realize this gay battle is about himself and not Lord Mortius after nudo rants/bitches/gives a speech about how stupid/lame/gay it is, completely missing nudo's point.
* PO is actually quite emasculated by his girlfriend, despite his claims. She also might be smoking hot or a ghastly beast... if she's smoking hot, there would be a subplot where PotDers can't get past the LARPing to appreciate the hotness.
* At the end, his girlfriend sees where PO is actually at, thinking he was somewhere else, and says, "What the hell? I may do this role-playing shit, but I don't travel across the country to meet strangers on the Internet at some weird camp, and lie about it too. You're in big trouble this time, mister. When you get back from fag camp, we are so getting married!" The episode then ends with PO looking to the sky and screaming, "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
** They're could even be an epilogue which shows PO 10 years in the future, miserably married. He could be posting on PotD, and say something like, "Hold on, my kid is crying," which is followed by a bunch of posts laughing at him. He screams in anger, having had enough, and opens up the gun cabinet to finally kill himself... but finds nothing there. He asks what happened to his gun, and his wife tells him that it was too dangerous to have around and she pawned it for money for his son's braces. PO collapses onto the floor and sobs, and as the camera fades out you can hear his wife shouting, "You better not be crying on that rug again, we're having company over tonight!" And when the screen finally goes back... it says, "To be continued...?"
If there's a possible part 2 ** If continued, it would be even further in the future, showing PO's son, Billy(with a goatee), working on a time machine. Through PO's embittered tough love, Billy has become an amazing man who has made the world a better place... but whose lone failure in life is his inability to make his father happy. So Billy goes back into time to stop the earlier events from happening because he knows that will make his father happy, and that's all he wants... even if it costs him his own existence.
** But problems happen in the past, and Billy's in need of assistance and goes to the only man he knows who can help... his own father. PO despises his future son at first, refusing to allow them to call each other dad or son. But over time, as PO sees how amazing of a person Billy is, and that Billy's greatness is all due to PO's brilliance at being a father... PO's frozen heart begins to thaw; completely warming when PO fully realizes the sacrifice his son is willing to make -- amazed that anyone would ever be willing to do such a thing for him. But as PO finally begins to love his son, his son's task is complete and he begins to fade from existence. PO's last words to his son are, "I'm proud of you... son." Billy replies, "Thanks... I love you... dad" and fades out of existence with a smile.
** PO mulls over the preceding events for a few days... and ends up calling his girlfriend and asks her, "Hey... when I get back from this trip, wanna get married?"
** Fast forward another 30 years. Billy(no goatee) is an evil man who hates his loving douchebag of father. Billy steals a time machine so he can back into time and make his father miserable. Naturally, his success will reverse the other Billy's actions, and PO will be miserable again, causing the good Billy to return and go back to reverse what the bad Billy did... and this repeats infinitely. Yes, there is an infinite time battle between good and evil versions of PO's sons that is waged in Camp PotD... and there might be references to it in other episodes. And PO ultimately becomes a tortured soul, when happiness is at his feet, he's too bitter to recognize and appreciate it. But the moment he tries for happiness, it disappears. PO's happiness, like the end of a rainbow, can never be reached.
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I guess so, to them it's not as far as I can tell. Or well, was, I have the last post there and it dates back to June 2008. And that's not all, those are just the first posts in his topics. Everything I posted and post now has been said by nudo, PO is all comments.
more brainstorms Some ideas, and some are just blind tosses out there:
1. One of the numerous customers that BTB's treated poorly comes to hunt BTB down. It should be a woman and then it could turn into a "BTB vs. a woman" fistfight, with the woman winning.
2. Magus gets laid. His cult-like followers(who vicariously live through his social failures) are shaken to their core by this revelation because, you know, you're supposed to fall in love and marry a girl first. It's revealed that his first was Alice who, like every night, got hammered and passed out in her bed and she was, in his words, "Just lying there." His cult is in disbelief that they don't have to pretend to be nice guys anymore and can just get girls really drunk(they thought it was just a myth) to have sex with them. They probably all end up taking turns with Alice every night. I have no idea where this could go, but it could get ugly quick.
3. Slurpee and Zucafa working out together and become gay with each other.
4. Maviss, Sheepster, and ABe have a meth lab. They get busted, or it explodes. Or something. Maybe they get PotD hooked on meth. I'm kinda scared at the idea of PotD on meth.
5. Magus serial killer. Magus goes out on dates, but he ends up being so boring that the girls end up killing themselves, Magus' mom(or maybe some PotDers like Seabutcher or Foxxbox) help Magus by disposing the bodies. The police will come a-knockin'.
6. Seabutcher gets his heart broken. Drama.
7. Clash of the SpeedDemons. Since they're both total creeps, they could transform into tentacle monsters and duke it out, like in one of those crappy animes where the heroes transform to battle. I don't know.
8. Korruptor gets thrown into Guantanomo for pretending to be/joking about being a terrorist.
9. Maviss and... someone else(Syco?) has a rap battle. That would just be funny to listen to my voice-over as I attempt to simulate a rap battle.
10. ABe's ex-girlfriend(you know the one) shows up at the camp. It begins all over again.
11. Something with furries.
12. ICallShinagins says he has cancer, but after all the times he's lied, no one believes. He actually dies. No one cares.
13. There is such a thing as too much Kimbo. PotD ODs.
14. Oreon's and WaveMaster's brother, Bankrobber, actually robs a bank and goes to his brothers for help.
My pre-bed shower got some other ideas.
1. EggRow tries the latest fad: speed-dating. And this time, with PotDers. But she doesn't notice anything different from normal dating, except for the lack of her putting out. Zing!
2. Foxx and Leo start a torrid affair. It starts as they're playing WoW in the same cabin, and Foxx's mouse goes crazy. Leo comes over to see what's wrong, leaning over Foxx, glimpsingat her cleavage, his rock-hard pectorals pressing against her soft hair, putting his hand on her mouse, moving it around to see what's wrong. Then Foxx tries to show what's wrong and puts her hand over the mouse... right on top of Leo's hand. They exchange a passionate look and then a kiss... but tear away from it, horrified at what they just did. Can they keep their hands off each other? Will Simu find out and eventually throw it down with Leo? Will Seabutcher and Magus approve even though her actions are deplorable? (Probably). Does PO play a role into this? Can I stop asking questions?
A few Magus ones.
1. Magus gets his hair cut, changing his abilities somehow. Parallels the story of Samson.
2. Magus gets turned into a woman(maybe due to #1), and he and Seabutcher, his best buddy, develop feelings for each other out of their mutual loneliness. How do they deal with their growing feelings that conflict with their heterosexuality? And will their be a montage of them doing fun romantic things while Boy Meets Girl - Waiting For A Star To Fall plays in the background. And in no way was that last idea inspired by me listening to the song.
3. Magus gets a new girlfriend/love interest and brings her to PotD because he has to tell PotD about her, and be a little smug about it while doing so. But there's a problem, she's a drinker. And Magus is a little desperate and his morals are a bit, just a bit, phony. Will Magus submit to the allure of drinking? Did I use allure properly in a sentence? Will we see drunk Magus? Will my bitter puritanical side really show in this episode?
4. Nudo and PO have a contest to see who's more bitter. PO probably wins.
5. Someone doesn't do their own damn homework, and a PotD-related cheating scandal becomes national news.
6. PotD becomes haunted by the ghosts of dead PotDers, like Ail and Kao. A grizzled mechafalcon returns(probably on a stormy night, a loud knocking is heard on a door, someone opens it, and he just stands there in the doorframe, rain pouring, an occasional flash of lightning to make out his form) to tell people to leave ghost Ail alone, despite ghost Ail showing completely unprovoked. Maybe ends up like Scooby Doo, and the ghosts are really just some evil plan by some bitter old guy(PO?). Although, I like the idea that ghost Ail was a scheme by real Ail to make PotD feel bad, maybe Wydrah tries to have sex with ghost Ail. Maybe real ghosts show up, like the ghosts of EggRow's scrambled fetuses.
7. A day in the life of SpeedDemon20, where he picks a random women to obsess over.
8. Foxxbox starts a radio talk show that gives out lame advice, like Dr. Phil... but with tits. PotD listens because of their infatuation with women, although Foxx tries to convince herself it's because her advice is sound.
9. Jimbo Jones and Kimbo get too caught up in their shenanigans and end up killing someone. HILARITY ensues as they try to cover their tracks. They probably end up stress-fucking each other. Yes, stress-fucking. It's like stress-eating, but with fucking.
10. EggRow, to raise awareness for the situation in Darfur, runs a telethon where she gets impregnated by random PotDers and then has the abortions on live television. Hector, her spicy Latin lover, shows up as I try to pull off a Spanish accent(I am terrible with accents). BTB has a parade because he finally feels vindicated for calling her a whore. This inspired the last sentence in #6.
11. Nudo attempts to get the "Wise" removed from WisePitFighter's name, contending that it is offensive to people who are actually wise, and takes his battle all the way to the Supreme Court.
12. SimuLord and Foxxbox get separated. SimuLord, embroiled in a mid-life crisis, re-enters the dating scene, oblivious to the fact that he's balding and fattening.
13. PitFighter and Darmikau get separated. They both go back into the dating scene... but with furries. This could get gruesome.
14. Gamerunknown obsesses over Yummyness... maybe because he's some sort of ancient evil and needs to feast on her. I don't know. But the way he's the only one who brings her up is weird. That monkey guy may be involved.
15. Zucafa, after a wild night of drunkedness, wakes up next to a naked Gilbert Arenas. He's not as horrified as he thought he would have been.
more about the first episode 1. Seabutcher is still hung over Pretzel. It's sad, really. And perfect to rip on. Now, if you ask me, if they ever arranged a meeting like this, Pretzel would show up because she seems a little attention-starved... and Seabutcher would show up at a chance to "redeem" himself in the eyes of Pretzel. It could be a classic broken-heart story, even with the requisite "Seabutcher shows up drunk at a gathering" scene.
2. Don't even have a story for the first episode, but just focus on the introduction. Instead of having them just show up, with everyone assuming how the gathering was arranged, actually show the arrangement, giving a glimpse of PotDers' assumed real lives as they're typing their responses to this meeting topic. So it'd be sorta like the beginning of Goonies, like where you see Data trying out his inventions and Chunk at the arcade, but way less awesome. And then the episode ends when a bunch arrive, try to start a conversation, but it's just awkward silence, and the final scene ends with someone saying, "Soooo..." * Foxx sees the topic, and says she'll go call Simu who's at "work". So she steps up from her computer, waddles into another room where Simu is playing some strategy game. Some dorky conversation where it's revealed that "work" to Simu is just defeating other ancient empires. Have Foxx walk out and Simu wait for a little bit to see if it's clear, then he turns around and says to the computer, "So, Cleoparta, what are you willing to do save your precious Alexandria?" He then unzips his pants and begins masturbating, "Looks like another conquest of the female variety. Oh yeah." * PO is naked, sitting in a darkened room, only lit by the glow of his monitor. In the room, you can see pictures of children all along the walls(not naked, just posters of children being happy), lap equipment, and books. Show PO typing his response, really long typing... then a pause, he gets a book, skims through it, finds something he likes, closes the book and resumes typing all while having a self-satisfied chuckle. Also, he's grotesquely hairy. ** Maybe have PO talk to his "super-computer" to calculate the travel coordinates to the camp. But the super computer is really a cardboard box with the word "Super computer" scribbled badly on the side, probably misspelled. And the super computer talks back, but it's really PO doing a terrible ventriquilist act. ** Maybe zoom through a window to the outside, where you see Nudo stalking PO. *** Then maybe zoom out to a satellite monitoring the both of them, then see the satellite signal being relayed to gamerunknown. **** Zoom out of gamerunknown's home and see no one caring about him. * SpeedDemon is using a program that monitors the activity of women. So not only is he a creep, but he's a script kiddie too. * Maviss snorts a twinkie and then responds. * ABe... he's probably naked and high. * Magus is probably in his basement, J-pop in the background, and a book with the title of "How to Repress Your Pedophilia" next to his keyboard. * BTB's drunk, pantless. I'd imagine there'd be a lot of posters of shirtless guys in his room, but they all have guitars; really, really, really gay heavy metal posters; Rob Halford x 100. * Syco's obsessing over AMW. * Paradiso makes a topic about this. Everyone says, "LOL, no, that's gay", but they start packing anyway. * No one cares about Project Mayhem. * Terra? I don't know. I avoid her posts because there's usually some guy fawning over her, and I hate those kind of guys. * Omgarm? I don't know. I avoid his posts because he's usually around those Terra topics. It's a minefield. * Slurpee's probably working out. And eating. At the same time.
I'm running out of ideas. I'll be honest, only the first few were inspired. Although, I'm feeling good about the Magus idea, he really does come off as a closet pedophile. The BTB idea has potential too. But the others? Eh.
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