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| Tweet Topic Started: Wednesday 5-05-2010, 03:32 (174 Views) | |
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 03:32 Post #1 |
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| kriemhilde | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 03:33 Post #2 |
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But I love Harvest Moon and think internet dating is stupid. |
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 03:33 Post #3 |
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Then your views are inconsistent! |
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| SpeeDDemon13431 | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 03:35 Post #4 |
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I would like to spend 7 soma points. |
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 03:50 Post #5 |
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7 soma points will get you an 11" personal pan pizza with 2 or fewer toppings. |
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| SpeeDDemon13431 | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 03:58 Post #6 |
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ham and sausage please |
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| TacoOfTheOpera | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 04:00 Post #7 |
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I want some soma points |
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| Pareechee | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 04:05 Post #8 |
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I want some pizza. Plain pizza though. Fuck, I'm hungry now. |
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 12:59 Post #9 |
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attleborotaco received 3 soma points |
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| Omgarm | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 13:23 Post #10 |
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I didn't know Harvest Moon was completely retarded? Perhaps you should compare it with Farmville? |
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 16:32 Post #11 |
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i dident know u were completely retarted either rofl |
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| ValkyrieRyu | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 18:37 Post #12 |
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XMFD |
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| Omgarm | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 18:38 Post #13 |
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Poor soma, his kite left him. |
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| OHJOY90 | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 18:45 Post #14 |
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Is that like saying that he's lost his marbles or that he's missing something on the inside? |
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| Phazom | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 19:19 Post #15 |
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oh god, another one of these topics... |
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 22:34 Post #16 |
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| Fermicelli | Wednesday 5-05-2010, 22:48 Post #17 |
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No it isn't. If Harvest Moon is a computer game (one I have never played, mind you), internet dating is a shit eating contest in that, even if you win, you still lose. This is the point where I upload all of the bizarre OKCupid conversations I've had whilst posting as a nubile young college student who just got dumped by her boyfriend, if it weren't for the fact my account was deleted and can no longer log in. I tell you, those stories would have made for a great topic. Messages people would send me ranged from the perfectly acceptable 'I want to be your friend' to the downright creepy 'I'm a photographer. I usually don't shoot nudes but for you I will', to the massively stupid 'I can get into contact with any band you like, even though your profile explicitly states you don't like music', to the straight-line go-getter one-liner: 'I want to fuck you silly'. Yes. I received every one of those messages at least twice. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Thursday 6-05-2010, 00:47 Post #18 |
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you should see what i get on Omegle posing as a hot and bothered 19 yo girl...of course when asked for pics i play coy, and eventually hit them with Harlequin Fetus. it disturbs me how many will stick around after that point... |
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