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Topic Started: Wednesday 5-05-2010, 00:03 (1,077 Views)
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Sexy Beast
Call the doctor matey-o, before that penis decides to explode on you.
What if they accidentally started operating on your penis instead of your thumb(I dont know how comparable they are in size), and were like "oops!", and in their stress of closing it up they accidentally dropped something in there.

Also, the fact that you uploaded a pic of what I assume is your schlong is just hilarious.
:D
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UberSsjNaruto
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 14:55
Call the doctor matey-o, before that penis decides to explode on you.
What if they accidentally started operating on your penis instead of your thumb(I dont know how comparable they are in size), and were like "oops!", and in their stress of closing it up they accidentally dropped something in there.

Also, the fact that you uploaded a pic of what I assume is your schlong is just hilarious.
:D
i find this entire post amazingly hilarious.
good win sir. good win.
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Crap, did it not upload? I actually did that so someone could check if it was ok. >_>


It's also shrunk about 2 inches or so. I look like I have a chode and it's bothering me.
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Silver_Shot
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 15:21
Crap, did it not upload? I actually did that so someone could check if it was ok. >_>


It's also shrunk about 2 inches or so. I look like I have a chode and it's bothering me.
It did upload. I saw it. no homo
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>_>;
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 07:33
I think you might be the second winner of our WTF award after MLWW.
I will always be the first one who won it :D
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Wednesday 5-05-2010, 15:28
Silver_Shot
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 15:21
Crap, did it not upload? I actually did that so someone could check if it was ok. >_>


It's also shrunk about 2 inches or so. I look like I have a chode and it's bothering me.
It did upload. I saw it. no homo
How did it look? In a medical sense of course.
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I WANNA SEE IT!
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Vespis
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"Yahaa!"
I'll reupload it later; I'm in school right now.
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Silver_Shot
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 15:31
Triforce Wisdom
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 15:28
Silver_Shot
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 15:21
Crap, did it not upload? I actually did that so someone could check if it was ok. >_>


It's also shrunk about 2 inches or so. I look like I have a chode and it's bothering me.
It did upload. I saw it. no homo
How did it look? In a medical sense of course.
I'm no doctor, but that didn't look healthy.
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AGAIN?
<_<
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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saved from adding another cock to my list of boardie's cocks that i've seen.
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Adam
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Oh lordy.
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Alch
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~>_>~

I can only imagine how interesting this topic is.
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Alch
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 17:34
~>_>~

I can only imagine how interesting this topic is.
Actually your opinion might help alot; seeming that you know what a dick is supposed to look like in the first place.
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I left my computer on.
Silver_Shot
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 17:44
Alch
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 17:34
~>_>~

I can only imagine how interesting this topic is.
Actually your opinion might help alot; seeming that you know what a dick is supposed to look like in the first place.
you dont look at your own dick? whats wrong with you!


also. you drink a shit load of soda, and no water. kidney stones are possible.
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Choco
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YEE-HAW!
I am legitimately at a loss for words here.
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Cole
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Are you circumcised?
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8Bit!
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 17:50
Silver_Shot
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 17:44
Alch
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 17:34
~>_>~

I can only imagine how interesting this topic is.
Actually your opinion might help alot; seeming that you know what a dick is supposed to look like in the first place.
you dont look at your own dick? whats wrong with you!


also. you drink a shit load of soda, and no water. kidney stones are possible.
I think he was referring to Alchs expertise in the area, seeing as he's probably the one who spent the most time examining peni out of us all. Well, other people penises that is. If were talking including our own, I think Silver wins, he's the only person I know who goes on 4 hour wanking sprees.

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Cole
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Here are your options according to Google, the first one only applies if you're uncirc'd:

1 - paraphimosis
2 - edema
3 - swelling from vigorous masturbation (we've got a winner)
4 - allergic reaction
5 - an insect bite
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