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Topic Started: Wednesday 5-05-2010, 00:03 (1,078 Views)
Bagshot
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Party time
Ew.
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N805
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It's the mystery box!
Either clogging or you've jacked off too much and it naturally swells.
Try taking a piss, if possible.
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Phazom
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better hurry before it starts to crystallize in there.
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Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
Are you still under the influence of meds from the surgery? If so I wouldn't really worry. It's been a day. Give it a day or so more before even trying to beat it and if that fails ask a doctor.
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Bagshot
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Party time
Try sucking it out

Be careful not to break your back
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ValkyrieRyu
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N805
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 06:35
Either clogging or you've jacked off too much and it naturally swells.
Try taking a piss, if possible.
This, or what Shag said. xD

Also idk much about this but.. maybe try not to masturbate for a few days? The 4 hours might have just killed it. o-o
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Party time
And she would know!
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Omgarm
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I think you might be the second winner of our WTF award after MLWW.
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Phazom
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you're seriously want to take that piss before shit dries in there, or else you're gonna be in for a world of pain.
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Judge Doom
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seems like a job for shag tbh
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Omgarm
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 07:33
I think you might be the second winner of our WTF award after MLWW.
:winnergame:
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Fermicelli
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Any thoughts?


:face:

It seems that your --

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(That aren't joke posts?)


:lucalibre:

Well, actually, I do have an idea as to what could be up. (Clearly not your penis :badump: ) You say that you feel something that is stuck in your shaft. I'm not sure, but my guess is that there's a kidney stone stuck there. Unless you tried to stick something up there in your sleep, that blockage had to come from within your body. I hear that if you do not consume enough liquid on a day, nefrons in your body will clump together and come out via the urinary tract. How much do you drink on a day?

I'm no doctor, so you should probably wait until Waka makes an entrance in your topic.

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I think you might be the second winner of our WTF award after MLWW.


I actually came into this topic to post exactly this. Enjoy your WTF Award 2010, Silver. :saturn:
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SpeeDDemon13431
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O_o

Dammit... I said I wasn't going to click on this topic again..
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Fermicelli
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If it is a kidney stone, then you're in for quite some pain. You need to pass is naturally. Which hurts.
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SpeeDDemon13431
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A baseball player for the Colorado Rockies passed one during a game the other day then went back out and played.

What a BAMF!
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that guy gets a madal for badassery from me.
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"Yahaa!"
mikeycp
Wednesday 5-05-2010, 07:35
you're seriously want to take that piss before shit dries in there, or else you're gonna be in for a world of pain.
I did. And I was hoping to god that I wouldn't see the words "kidney stone" in this topic













Thanks for my :wtf: award guys! ;D


:horatio:
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Vespis
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"Yahaa!"
..............Well shit. The swelling seems to have increased overnight.


NSFW



Shit....
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N805
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It's the mystery box!
403 forbidden...
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Omgarm
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I'm so glad I can't see that.
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