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Don't leave potatoes to go off
Topic Started: Tuesday 4-05-2010, 05:16 (284 Views)
Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
Had one stashed away in the back of a cupboard. Forgot it was there. Searching in the cupboard just now was not fun. That's one of the strangest and most disgusting things I've seen in a while.
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Phazom
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i have a potato in my pantry that's growing eyes.
it's been going for almost the entire school year now.
it's pretty huge.
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Alch
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Pics nao and more details
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Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
It's sort of spreading. There's this root sticking out of it that curls almost the entire length of the cupboard and a couple underneath. It smells disgusting but that might be something else I left in there. I don't use the cupboard very often. In a couple of weeks I need to fumigate it because I'm moving out.
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Phazom
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my pet potato
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Alch
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HOLY SHIT GET THE HARPOONS
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Phazom
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it gets bigger even though i don't tend to it AT ALL.
it's AMAZING.
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Raven
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WHOA MIKEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT THING IS CLEARLY OUT FOR BLOOD KILL IT NOW!
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don't worry, i keep it in a cage.
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Raven
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No cage can hold a beast like that!
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Bagshot
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Party time
Haha I had no idea what I was in for before entering this topic. Totally not disappointed.
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Farm em and sell em
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Raven
Tuesday 4-05-2010, 05:34
No cage can hold a beast like that!
i made the cage from the blood of its own kind.
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Luca
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It is decreed that one shall pound the pillars.
I can safely say that yours is more bizarre mikey. It looks like a brain.
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well it's been growing for >9 months.
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Raven
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It has tendrils...

It hungers...

*shudders*
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Phazom
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slender potato
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Raven
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Oh God that thing might be Slenderman's pod...

KILL IT NOW.
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Phazom
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you can't kill it! it just heals!
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Seal it! burn it to a smaller mass, then encase it in a steel bar!

Then toss the bar into the bottom of an oceanic trench!

Then wait for yet another earthquake to strike and bury it!

Then sleep soundly.

...

UNTIL HE FINDS YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE ITS EVIL?!
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