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SK Game Topic; The Big Park
Topic Started: Sunday 25-04-2010, 01:22 (4,896 Views)
Omgarm
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He does fit the best. Enough money to comfortably get by is all nice, but it's not a pile of cash. Mr. Bateman is rich and doesn't mind showing it off. His many ketchup accidents are a bit suspicious, but those things happen right?

If you can afford ketchup that is...

And my gut is officially banned from this game, I will let my liver do thinking from now on.
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ValkyrieRyu
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Omgarm
Thursday 29-04-2010, 06:38
And my gut is officially banned from this game, I will let my liver do thinking from now on.
I lol'd
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Bagshot
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Those are closer to the brain anyway, right?

They probably aren't actually. I'm a prosecutor, not a biologist!
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Omgarm
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Well I don't know ei-*passes out*
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Phazom
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NOTHING
i'm a doctor, not a brick layer.
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Fermicelli
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It should be kind of obvious who to defend tonight. I'm the CEO of a huge corporation after all, and you guys are not.
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Fermicelli
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Secretly I'd rather not be defended, though. How many times does one get an opportunity to maim, torture and kill a serial killer?
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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Thursday 29-04-2010, 08:43
It should be kind of obvious who to defend tonight. I'm the CEO of a huge corporation after all, and you guys are not.
i would just like to point out that as a nationally syndicated radio show host, the killer may be after me as well. TW may be the obvious choice, but if you recall, this killer has been misleading and vague before. it hasn't been the first threat against my life. plenty of people want me silenced. the Rothschilds, the DeBoers, the DeMedeci's, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Bilderbergers, the Trilateral Commission, the US Government, the UK's Government, the members of the Bohemian Grove...the list goes on and on people. if only we knew who this sick bastard was working for!

although, my death would only lend credence to my life's work. maybe the mainstream media would finally wake up to what's really going on in this world. then again, the media's ownership boils down to one of 3 corporations, so that seems unlikely in any case. at least the blogosphere would be all over it.
Edited by Mr Whiskey Dick, Thursday 29-04-2010, 10:39.
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FraN
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I know you're sitting on your pile of cash

That can say only Patrick Bateman (TW) to me...
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Fermicelli
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Thursday 29-04-2010, 10:38
blogosphere
You just said a word that is on my top ten list of phrases which should not be uttered under any circumstance.

If the serial killer doesn't get you at night, I will. I don't know which will be more fun to carve up, the serial killer, or the loony bin reject.
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Omgarm
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*wakes up* Guys I'm gonna write Bateman on that piece of paper since I feel loads of beer coming up tonight. I'll probably deposit in that tree in about 30 minutes.
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Omgarm
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And sent.
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Phazom
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Again, the group made their vote and went home. As the Hobo-Mayor went to deposit the paper he decided that he was going to dig out his Mayoral Bush. Under that spot he found a bomb shelter filled with enough booze to last a normal man 2 lifetimes. It would last him till the end of tomorrow afternoon.

They came back in the morning to find a third body in the tree, Edward's.
pinned to his back they found another message, this one somewhat different than the others.

Quote:
 
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Love,
SK

The group guessed wrong. Edward died.
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Choco
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Edward? Really? WTF.

Also, what the fuck is this clue?
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Pareechee
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Anti-tennis it seem... Raven or Fran (Greg) it seems.
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Bagshot
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That's some BS right there
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knives
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These clues are pretty much the most retarded things ever...
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Bagshot
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I know that the SK has to stand a chance at winning but I just don't like the way that's translated to this game so far.
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Pareechee
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The riddles are less so pointing out the specific target as they are for pointing out a few candidates and that's about it. We're essentially up to chance to guess the correct one of the candidates rather than actually solve the riddle and GET the correct target.
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knives
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1)raven
character name: Raven
age: 26
occupation: Orthodontist
background: IB and University level schooling, then work
other: Knows a good bit of Spanish, can program computers, and plays A level
tennis

2)ryu
character name: Valkyrie Ryu
age: 24
occupation: Game developer (project manager) @ Konami
background: After graduating from university, Ryu was hired by Konami as an
assistant manager. After a few years, she gained enough knowledge to become
one of the lead developers at Konami.
other: Enjoys cooking and tennis. Knows French. Fiesty when provoked. Knows
too much about technology because of her major in university. Real name
unknown to public.

4)fran
character name: Greg
age: 17
occupation: high school student
background: Competing in several sports, not OMG HE'S THE GOD OF SPORTS but
more like his school lifesaver. That includes tennis. >_>
other: very calm, but his girlfriend is angry and is like the goddess of jiu-
jitsu.

5)shag
character name: Miles Edgeworth
age: 24 (I'm not 24 but he is shutup)
occupation: Prosecutor!
background: His dad was killed or something. He hates earthquakes and...I
think elevators too. Anyway he's a super awesome prosecutor who can discern
the truth with his SUPER SPECIAL POWERS OF BASIC DEDUCTION, and he also has
the ability to look really smug no matter what because he's usually right.
other: His penis is SOOOOOOOOOOOO big.

So who is NOT dead?
Give me a list mikey.
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