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I would REALLY love a funnel cake; right now
Topic Started: Thursday 12-11-2009, 01:01 (88 Views)
Phazorn
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Perhaps if a person could procure me one that exists in more than 2 dimensions, I would be this person's friend forever.



Because otherwise I have to go to the store again :(



No one in these stupid small towns knows how or where to get one of these and I could make one but it would probably suck
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dark prime
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A bad one is better than none at all
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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now i want to go to Asheville, NC for a Belle Cher funnel. and a GFE show.
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Phazorn
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dark_prime
Thursday 12-11-2009, 01:06
A bad one is better than none at all
Which is why option #2 is not "Forget funnel cake exists" but "Go to store to get ingredients"
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`roboteectoast
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ALL IRONS IRON IRON !
I propose an attempt to make funnel cake.

Ingredients:

1 egg
2/3 cup milk
2 tbsp. sugar
1 1/4 cup flour
1/4 tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking powder


Directions:

1. In a deep skillet, heat about two cups of oil over medium-high heat until hot. Test the temperature by dropping a pinch of flour into the hot oil. If it sizzles right away without smoking, it's perfect.

2. Beat egg and milk. Mix all other ingredients in a separate bowl and slowly add to the egg mixture, beating until smooth.

3. Using a funnel, drop into hot oil working from center outwards in a web pattern. (You can use a gallon sized freezer bag instead of a funnel by pouring the batter into the bag, snipping off a small corner of it, and squeezing the batter into the oil.)

4. Cook for about 2-3 minutes, remove from the oil when golden brown and crispy.

5. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and serve.
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Phazorn
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Hey I have all those things except a funnel and/or gallon-sized freezer bag

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Mr Whiskey Dick
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old pillow case? any clean plastic bags? get creative with plastic wrap?
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Phazorn
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I BOUGHT A FUNNEL but thanks
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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THEN FUNNEL SOME DRANO MOTHERFUCKER!!!

SEE I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO, AND YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S MENTAL CAPS LOCK TELLS TO DO HORRIBLE THINGS!!!!!!!
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Phazorn
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Take a chill pill man
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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I DON'T REACT WELL TO "CHILL PILLS" AND I DON'T DO DRUGS AT WORK.
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Phazorn
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Put the knife down
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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I'LL PUT THE KNIFE DOWN, BUT THE RIFLE STAYS WITH ME!!!
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Phazorn
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whoa man put the knife down man
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Bagshot
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Party time
You know they sell funnel cake kits at some stores
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Phazorn
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Not anyone around here though
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