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| Tweet Topic Started: Thursday 12-11-2009, 01:01 (88 Views) | |
| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 01:01 Post #1 |
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Perhaps if a person could procure me one that exists in more than 2 dimensions, I would be this person's friend forever. Because otherwise I have to go to the store again :( No one in these stupid small towns knows how or where to get one of these and I could make one but it would probably suck |
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| dark prime | Thursday 12-11-2009, 01:06 Post #2 |
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A bad one is better than none at all |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Thursday 12-11-2009, 01:10 Post #3 |
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now i want to go to Asheville, NC for a Belle Cher funnel. and a GFE show. |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 03:17 Post #4 |
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Which is why option #2 is not "Forget funnel cake exists" but "Go to store to get ingredients" |
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| `roboteectoast | Thursday 12-11-2009, 04:08 Post #5 |
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I propose an attempt to make funnel cake. Ingredients: 1 egg 2/3 cup milk 2 tbsp. sugar 1 1/4 cup flour 1/4 tsp. salt 1 tsp. baking powder Directions: 1. In a deep skillet, heat about two cups of oil over medium-high heat until hot. Test the temperature by dropping a pinch of flour into the hot oil. If it sizzles right away without smoking, it's perfect. 2. Beat egg and milk. Mix all other ingredients in a separate bowl and slowly add to the egg mixture, beating until smooth. 3. Using a funnel, drop into hot oil working from center outwards in a web pattern. (You can use a gallon sized freezer bag instead of a funnel by pouring the batter into the bag, snipping off a small corner of it, and squeezing the batter into the oil.) 4. Cook for about 2-3 minutes, remove from the oil when golden brown and crispy. 5. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and serve. |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 12:38 Post #6 |
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Hey I have all those things except a funnel and/or gallon-sized freezer bag |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Thursday 12-11-2009, 16:47 Post #7 |
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old pillow case? any clean plastic bags? get creative with plastic wrap? |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 16:49 Post #8 |
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I BOUGHT A FUNNEL but thanks |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:01 Post #9 |
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THEN FUNNEL SOME DRANO MOTHERFUCKER!!! SEE I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO, AND YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S MENTAL CAPS LOCK TELLS TO DO HORRIBLE THINGS!!!!!!! |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:11 Post #10 |
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Take a chill pill man |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:23 Post #11 |
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I DON'T REACT WELL TO "CHILL PILLS" AND I DON'T DO DRUGS AT WORK. |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:34 Post #12 |
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Put the knife down |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:36 Post #13 |
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I'LL PUT THE KNIFE DOWN, BUT THE RIFLE STAYS WITH ME!!! |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:40 Post #14 |
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whoa man put the knife down man |
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| Bagshot | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:42 Post #15 |
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You know they sell funnel cake kits at some stores |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 12-11-2009, 17:43 Post #16 |
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Not anyone around here though |
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