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So I was sitting in my room; when suddenly
Topic Started: Friday 6-11-2009, 15:12 (747 Views)
Lady_tentacle
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I see something moving on my desk.
I looked
It was our cat.
The one that never comes in, because she prefers to stay outside.
She's laying on my clothes and is washing herself now.

Also: I didn't expect it, because the cats in our house aren't allowed to go upstairs.
So I was like: wtf? How did you get here? AND WHY THE FUCK MY FUCKIN' ROOM, EH?

But she just stared at me and then continued ignoring my presence.
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Omgarm
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She's there to steal your soul.
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Lady_tentacle
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Pfew, you got me scared there for a sec, thought you'd say: she's there to steal your boobs

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Omgarm
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You care more about your breasts than you care about your soul?

Good choice.
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OHJOY90
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Cake > Soul
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Alch
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I expected thousands of ninjas
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Phazom
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Alch
Friday 6-11-2009, 20:21
I expected thousands of ninjas
:yeah:

disappointing topic is disappointing.
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mikeycp
Friday 6-11-2009, 20:22
Alch
Friday 6-11-2009, 20:21
I expected thousands of ninjas
:yeah:

disappointing topic is disappointing.
:yeah:
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Omgarm
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Me and a friend have developed a theory that all matter is made up out of tiny ninjas. Right now it is impossible to prove us wrong so there is a chance that cat is made up out of countless ninjas.
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Phazom
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electrons are a euphemism for tiny ninjas.
think about it. you can either know how fast they're going, or know where they are.
never can you know both.
just like ninjas.
Edited by Phazom, Friday 6-11-2009, 21:04.
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Omgarm
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Our theory is based on that as long as you don't know where a ninja is, it can kill you. The fact that you can't watch your arteries slowly fill up with... shit that causes you to die eventually is a perfect argument to say that it's made up out of ninjas. If you extrapolate this to even tinier examples you must conclude that everything is made out of really tiny ninjas, even electrons and quarks.

To balance it out there must also be anti-ninjas, who hold awesome tiny battles with ninjas and in the end they both disappear in a blast of pure awesome energy.
Edited by Omgarm, Friday 6-11-2009, 21:09.
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Alch
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I think the world would explode from AWESOME if your theory was correct Garm.
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Omgarm
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Nono, the charges are pretty low, because the ninjas are really small. Not to mention every once in a while the energy density is high enough to form new ninjas or anti-ninjas.
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Phazom
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the ninja/anti-ninja fights are what makes stars and lightbulbs work.
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Omgarm
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You're starting to get it >_>b
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Phazom
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NOTHING
i need to spread word of this theory...
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Win.
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mikeycp
Friday 6-11-2009, 21:03
electrons are a euphemism for tiny ninjas.
think about it. you can either know how fast they're going, or know where they are.
never can you know both.
just like ninjas.
does this also mean vis-a-vis the Schroedinger's Cat theorem that the ninjas are both alive and dead in juxtaposition until observed?
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