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Hello Real Life.; or. I didn't know it could be this easy
Topic Started: Tuesday 3-11-2009, 01:51 (520 Views)
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So my g/f and are a few french fries short of a happy meal. We were drunk, and I might be a daddy at some point in the near future. Hrm. I don't know why we didn't do plan B this time, and don't really feel like talking about that. But I never even got close to getting off. I figured I'd be freaking out if something like this ever happened. But I'm pretty at ease with the whole thing should things go the way we'd rather them not.

On a side note, I have a differential equations exam and a linear algebra and matrices exam on Friday. A lab report due tomorrow. Thermodynamics homework due Wednesday. A monthly report for work due at some point in the week. Circuits homework due Thursday. Then Diff Eq and Thermo hw also due on Friday.

On a better note, it's my birthday weekend and I'm having a party, my family is coming down to visit. What should the theme be?
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I'm not having that as my theme.

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1 Chapter of 3 down for DE
Edited by VaporTrail, Tuesday 3-11-2009, 02:32.
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Are you saying she's missing periods, she says she's having symptoms, or you just didn't put a condom on?
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I'm guessing all three.
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That's what it sounds like but if you're going to detail your life than for God's sake leave in the details
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Phazon
Tuesday 3-11-2009, 03:14
That's what it sounds like but if you're going to detail your life than for God's sake leave in the details
<_<

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make your party a baby shower too.
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mikey's idea is gold

do it
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lmao @ mikey's idea. that'd be hilarious, but only for me.

And it's been 4 days since it happened. I just didn't wear protection.

Her period's supposed to come in the next week or so. But she says it's pretty irregular and it's not unusual for her to skip a month.
Edited by VaporTrail, Tuesday 3-11-2009, 03:26.
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Two sections of 3 down now for DE!!! W00t bitches!

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What in the flying fuck is a translation theorem?
Edited by VaporTrail, Tuesday 3-11-2009, 03:41.
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Well aren't you just an idiot for not wearing protection >_>
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yep.

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hah. kanye's drunk and hot girls just started playing on my library's shuffle.
Edited by VaporTrail, Tuesday 3-11-2009, 03:58.
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You have a girlfriend? I'm missing something vital between the drama of this summer and this new drama.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
Tuesday 3-11-2009, 03:15
Phazon
Tuesday 3-11-2009, 03:14
That's what it sounds like but if you're going to detail your life than for God's sake leave in the details
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MY SPELLCHECK THINGY AUTOCORRECTED THN SHUT UP
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Tuesday 3-11-2009, 11:25
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If only I had been suffering from whiskey dick, then I wouldn't have a problem.

But damn, she spent the night, and I woke up at like 330am because she was crying. I hate seeing her like that. This is going to be a long week and a half.
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Welp, 12 days since doing it, still no period... If she doesn't by the end of the week, I'm pretty positive that I'm gonna be a daddy.
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Name him after us!
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lol, she just left, and we had a conversation about babby names.

i suggested leeroy or merrick powersword. she didn't seem too impressed.
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