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Whoa, they deleted my topic on Gfags -_-
Topic Started: Thursday 9-07-2009, 15:15 (205 Views)
Terra_Ice
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Had spent quite some time translating this long and funny story about a disastrous date (post 40-something). And then they deleted my topic for "trolling" and I got a NKL. Fucking straight mods without 'staches :fuckoff:

Could I ask DP or another mod to just repost that long post (not the one with the trolling in it) or send it to me?

Oh, and the trolling part must either have been "No silly virgins, go out on a real date instead"-part or the topic title "Rate my new bikini (pics inside)" and then there were no pics D;
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MonstaRasta
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SURPRISE FACE
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Soma Superior
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somanauts dissemble
its your fault for trollin
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MLWW
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Oh hey I think I saw that topic.
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Terra_Ice
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level42somacruz
Thursday 9-07-2009, 15:39
its your fault for trollin
Lol, to be completely honest Garm was the one who wrote that part. But I should've known better, yeah.

I still want that translation back, though >_<
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Legoroll
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They see me trollin' They hatin.
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Cole
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she's not trollin' she's terra you see
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Zersch
Thursday 9-07-2009, 18:51
she's not trollin' she's terra you see
that girl is so hot <_<
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Fermicelli
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If the story was deleted, should it not still be in your moderation history? Unless you can't access it, I cannot see why you can't extract it from there. :saturn:
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Friday 10-07-2009, 00:19
If the story was deleted, should it not still be in your moderation history? Unless you can't access it, I cannot see why you can't extract it from there. :saturn:
when a topic gets deleted the moderation history only shows the first post











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Fermicelli
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Oh, I see now.

But if I do this--

*Sonic screwdriver*

There! I'm brilliant!
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Terra_Ice
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Yaa, the first post contained the first story, so I've got it saved now on my PC.

Might aswell post it here (should have made a topic here first >_<)


No silly virgin, you're not supposed to be looking for topics like these on the internet, go out and ask people on a date instead.

Here are some amusing short stories from a "Write about your nightmare dates"-topic on a Swedish forum. Some will be pure fun to read, some will be a little sad and will be filled with WTF-moments. These are not stories written by me, I just pick the best ones from the topic and then translate and post them here, one by one.

Translation from Swedish to English by me 3;


First one
When I was 17 I went on a blind date.
It was arranged by a friend of a friend, and I took the train quite far away from home, because the guy wanted us to meet at his place and then go grab some food.

I find the address (worn apartment building in a scruffy area), I localize the apartmentdoor (decorated with a scull and a communist sign) and I ring the bell.

And here comes the chock. It's a DWARF who opens, I swear! The guy is max 140 cm tall. And the age is definitely NOT right. He must have been around 30 years old, with greasy ratcolored hair.
Anyway, I try to be calm, introduce myself, and he asks me to come in while he just needed to fix something, then we were going out to eat. What he was fixing was to pull off the quilt on his giant bed and then come into the living room and ask me to follow him into the bedroom to "check something". When I entered he immediately aimed for my breasts, I panicked and started to hit him as hard as I could with a book I just had found and grabbed.

His head was what I had hit because it was in the right height for me. He started bleeding out of his nose but followed me to the hallway, somehow I managed to get my shoes and jacket on and I ran away, as fast as I could, to the train station.

I remember that he hung out of his window and yelled something after me, but I can't recall what it was, but boy I was glad when I got back home after this eventful day.

Later on I found out that the friend of my friend, who had recommended the guy, never had met him IRL, she had just spoken to him on the "hot line" where he had described him way differently. But he must have been a true psycho, because he called me several times after that, but I just hung up on him. If you don't get that a hard book in the face and nose bleed is a "NO" you've got some deep serious issues...

NEVER AGAIN.


More to come
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