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Boys State was the shit.
Topic Started: Friday 3-07-2009, 22:37 (378 Views)
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Long story short: I'm hoarse from screaming perverted chants, I've had less than nine hours of sleep since Sunday, I have about twenty new friends, I won Most Outstanding Engineer, I have Numa Numa and a Spice Girls song stuck in my head, I have a Girls State shirt with "<3 Londyn" on it, and I know I don't want to get into politics.

Also, the girls outnumbered the guys three to one. And all of them except for the few obligatory Helgas were awesome. fuck yea

Unfortunately, our fucking councilors didn't even let us look at them most of the time. I was convinced they were just doing it to be assholes, but with something run by the American Legion.. meh



IS CHARLIE'S MOM COMING THIS WEEK
I JUST WANNA TAKE A PEEK
SEE SOME TITS, MAYBE SOME ASS
I VOLUNTEER TO CUT HER GRASS
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shouldn't you be plowing a field or herding some cattle
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screw the agriculture, I have brains!
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invent a cotton gin
Edited by ihearthillbilly, Friday 3-07-2009, 23:40.
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Get niggers to pick your cotton.
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ihearthillbilly
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well they run the cotton gin

ACTUALLY, that is true, the invention of the cotton gin prolonged and deepened the American South's dependence on African slaves
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Cole
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what the fuck is boys state and how is it boys state if there are girls there.
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it's like a governor's school but for politics

there is a girl's state and a boy's state, it's like two separate camps being held at the same place
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boys/Girls_State


the only time we ever see each other are at lunch as we wait for the bitches to stop taking their goddamned time eating daintily, the 40 minute dance that was shorter than the walk to the dance itself, and the joint convocation where we sing shit to each other

we learned You Are My Sunshine, because it's the state song. complete with kneeling like some romeo at the last verse. >_>
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GIRLS STATE SOUNDS LIKE A NICE TIME. kinda like a whorehouse, but instead of a house, its a whole state.

i didnt read the wiki article, but im pretty sure thats what its like.
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If we could actually interact with the girls at all, Boys Camp would be the best shit ever. Seriously. For every one ugly girl, there are twenty hot ones.

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brb, I just realized the Girls State shirt I got from a chick has an unusual name on it
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I'm going to refrain from saying what's on my mind this one time.
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I'm not 100% sure if this is her for sure (graduated '08? we're all supposed to be juniors o_O), but it's the only name that turned up. And she lives in Louisiana.

But fuck if I can remember her face, I saw about seven hundred hot chicks that night.


Edit: Nevermind, there are more results. Only that one showed because we have a common friend. It seems this name is less rare than I realized, 200 hits.
Edited by ages, Saturday 4-07-2009, 02:02.
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Cole
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i'd definitely rather have gone to girls state than boys state. but glad you had fun ages.
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AIN'T NO THANG BETTA THAN LOUISIANA PUSSY, GAWD DAMN.
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I would agree, but uh, my school is 75% black. And I'm not attracted to black girls at all. >_>
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"Yahaa!"
Lulz fail.
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Don't lie. You would have dirty, hot passionate sex with this girl if she were to ask you.

Heck, some people would even have sex with her even without her approval.
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Saturday 4-07-2009, 13:50
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Don't lie. You would have dirty, hot passionate sex with this girl if she were to ask you.

Heck, some people would even have sex with her even without her approval.
I wouldn't.
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Of course you wouldn't MLWW, the only thing you would do with her is hold contrary opinions to every single thing she had to say.

I would fuck the hell out of her and then some. If she was a guy I might take one in the mouth.
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