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What is the most relieving?
Topic Started: Thursday 29-01-2009, 16:52 (802 Views)
ihearthillbilly
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I love taking a good, epic-piss

I'm like a fucking camel, which is probably bad, I'll probably end up with kidney stones but whatever. I just really love how if you haven't had a good piss in a while and it comes shooting out like a fire hydrant on steroids, and then your bellybutton gets sore.

HOLY COCKSHIT, one time I did that, but it was such an extreme piss that first my bellybutton ached, and then the pain spread to my nipples, and they pulsated in time with my quivering, emptying member.

It was awesome to say the least.
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Ectopants
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Nice to see that epic pisses are winning by a landslide.
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Fermicelli
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Don't think I've ever read such an inspiring piss-story before, Hillbilly, but my eyes were glued to the screen after I read "I'm like a fucking camel".

I think I am going to deprive myself from the bathroom for at least two days to see what that feels like.
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ihearthillbilly
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you'll be well rewarded, trust me
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Fermicelli
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The crappy part is that I have to wait two entire days. I'd much rather want to know what it feels like right here and now.

Well, in the bathroom of course. Covering the desk in urine is not a good idea.
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Ectopants
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That all depends on how you like your desks.
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ihearthillbilly
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I personally love mine covered in mammary juices
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Completely understandable.
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Getting rid of a lot of pee is more like "oh good it doesn't hurt any more" more than "feels good man".

I've never had to poop badly enough to say the same thing about it, unless you count a gigantic load of diarrhea.

I wonder what pee diarrhea would be like.
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ihearthillbilly
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this, if google images is to be trusted

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ihearthillbilly
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though on another note, this was google's number one web page pertaining to the subject

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080926000401AANrX0f
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Apparently Yahoo Answers can have some pretty hilarious material.
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ihearthillbilly
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evidently
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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According to Freud, the top 3 things that humans enjoy are: sex, eating, and doing the dumpster. I'm not sure why peeing isn't involved since it might be considered too part of his freudian stages, but i think Freud may have done quite an interesting research on that...

<_<

also, i don't have a decision on the subject.
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Lady_tentacle
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But it's Freud...

He's scary.
Or are just all men scary?

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Ectopants
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Freud is lulzy.
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RikusSexSlave
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I don't normally look to P. Diddy for sagely advice, but he's got an opinion to contribute.
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Judge Doom
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after spending all day yesterday sick to my stomach I can safely say that puking is the most relieving. Not that I recommend it if you aren't sick >_>
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I don't like barfing.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
Lady_tentacle
Friday 30-01-2009, 11:46
But it's Freud...

He's scary.
Or are just all men scary?

no, he's not scary... he's just too much sexual thinking ... it's not like all men ...

nevermind.
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