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I fucking hate interruptions
Topic Started: Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:00 (395 Views)
Alch
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So yesterday, I'm all alone in the house. I pull out this computer and plug my phone into it, get online, and surf my favorite porn site. Halfway through a fap session, my stepbro walks in the front door. I find my boxers, rush them on, close my windows, and sit back in my chair just in time. Today, everyone's gone, I do the exact same thing, and my sister arrives home early from work. Least to say she didn't come in my room, but I still need to be dressed since she brought a friend home...FUCK INTERRUPTIONS!. IT'S YOUR FAULT ZOODMAN!
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Chet
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Where's the computer?
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Fermicelli
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Let her walk in on you whilst you are masturbating/having sex. It might be a bit embarrassing, but at least she will knock from that day on.
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Banned yet Again
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^_^
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Lady_tentacle
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Well, that sucks...
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Alch
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I honestly don't care if someone discovers me. Just meh, she had a friend with her today.

The computer is a laptop piece of shit that needs to be constantly plugged in so I'm tethered to the damn wall. I want my fucking computer back.
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MLWW
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If you don't care then why bother stopping?
who cares if her friend sees you doing it also >_>
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Alch
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Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:19
If you don't care then why bother stopping?
who cares if her friend sees you doing it also >_>
Great point presented here.

Well, I don't wanna be seen by a friend. Family I could give a shit about...why did I stop when my stepbro got home yesterday...?

Wait, I didn't stop til my sister jumped in my room. She disapproves of me looking at porn on her computer >_>
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Omgarm
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You could do it in the shower. Just use your imaginationnnnn *starts singing*
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Fermicelli
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Yeah, and if someone happens to barge in, you could always hide your semen in a shampoo bottle. They will never notice.
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Omgarm
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I think that if somebody barges into the shower they're expecting something sexually so you won't have to hide your semen!
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A lulz-worthy post I got from CE:

"I was once in the middle of a fapping session when my parents walked in. They had a look of absolute disgust on their face, but I gave a look of defiance and just went at it harder and faster."

The post has since been deleted by a mod so I had to summarize it there.
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Kami
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Thursday 22-01-2009, 23:01
A lulz-worthy post I got from CE:

"I was once in the middle of a fapping session when my parents walked in. They had a look of absolute disgust on their face, but I gave a look of defiance and just went at it harder and faster."

The post has since been deleted by a mod so I had to summarize it there.
:LOL!:
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Chet
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Offer it as a glass of milk.
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RikusSexSlave
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*Faps to a singing imaginary garm*
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MLWW
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Thursday 22-01-2009, 23:01
A lulz-worthy post I got from CE:

"I was once in the middle of a fapping session when my parents walked in. They had a look of absolute disgust on their face, but I gave a look of defiance and just went at it harder and faster."

The post has since been deleted by a mod so I had to summarize it there.
:saturn:
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Chet
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Friday 23-01-2009, 19:34
*Faps to a singing imaginary garm*
Goddamn who wouldn't?
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Omgarm
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I am never getting on vent again.

<_<
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Chet
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What ever happened to those Vent servers...?
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Omgarm
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Alch ran it, then he got a job, an Earthbound addiction, limited time he could spent on the internets and some other stuff.
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