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Bedtime story; Let's write a bedtime story =D
Topic Started: Thursday 22-01-2009, 00:35 (218 Views)
Lady_tentacle
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Kirby
Once upon a time,
on a board far away,
there were tree people logged in on their account.
Their names were magic_Elmo, Secrety and MayDay-Yay.
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[insert your part here]
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Cole
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I'm Coming Home
once upon a time in a land right here we didn't give a fuck.
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Cole
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in addition, magic_elmo sounds suspiciously like a size queen
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Fermicelli
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Please tell me there is no one named "magic elmo". Otherwise I see it as my duty to find this person and smack him.
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Comedian
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
in before uncle twiforce
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Comedian
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I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
^So zetta slow.
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Ectopants
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Handsome Devil
I think this story really picked up once Zersch gave his part of the story.
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Lady_tentacle
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Kirby
I tried to think of names no idiot would ever want to have.
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Ectopants
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Handsome Devil
That's what they all say.
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Cole
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and then on the next day big john came in and demanded they serve him grits for lunch. "grits for lunch?" cried the cook in disbelief "what foul creature would order grits for lunch?" the steel mill worker threw his coffee on the floor and grabbed the cook up by his toque blanche, "You'll make my goddamn grits and you will make them good." The man spat upon his spilled coffee to reinforce his statement then he sat back down.

The cook was a good man and came from a line of god fearing men but he did not fear bullies that ordered grits for lunch. He removed his smock and tossed it at his manager, "I refuse to work in such a barbaric setting. Find someone else to make your meals, bucko." The cook walked from the kitchen and stopped at the man's table. "You don't scare me anymore. You will eat grits in hell."

And he left while the other people in the diner clapped for him.
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RikusSexSlave
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Fuckin Hadoken
:slowclap:
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Cole
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and on the third day they played water polo
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
Water polo is lame like shit.
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Judge Doom
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Supersoldier
I am really surprised ProM didn't turn this bedtime story into a porno to be honest.
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
We'd turn it in a Troll 2, lemons and/or Lord Sammy related story rather than a porn story.
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Judge Doom
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Thursday 22-01-2009, 18:06
We'd turn it in a Troll 2, lemons and/or Lord Lord Sammy related story rather than a porn story.
Troll 2 + Lemons +Lord Lord Sammy + Zombies + Porn = ???
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
Epic?
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Alch
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Santa Saturns
I better see this story come together.
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Ectopants
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There once was a young lemon named Samuel. Samuel loved all sorts of food, especially corn. Now, Samuel was shy around all the girl lemons, but one day, a girl lemon named Samantha arrived, wielding a corn cob as if it were a baton...
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