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When did you first discover masturbation; (offensive)
Topic Started: Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:03 (269 Views)
Dikitain
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Ahh, who am I kidding, I can be as offensive as I want here.

Anyways, I was 12 years old, and seem to remember taking an afternoon nap, like I usually did at that age. Anyways, I somehow got the idea of humping my bed as I was laying there. It felt kind of good, so I kept doing it, and doing it, and eventually I came in my boxers. I was kind of freaked out (this was before the internet and decent sex ed, so I did not really know what happened), and spent the next 10 minutes cleaning my boxers in the bathroom sink. I repeated it a few more times over the next week or so before I discovered the wonder that is my right hand.

So, anyone else want to share.
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MLWW
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Well alright then.

I was 12 or 13 at the time and I got a habit of pulling the foreskin of my penis back quite a few times (the reason was to get a few things off from it)

Thing is, this one thing would not come off so I pulled it back and forth moderatly fast and then.........yeah >_>
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Omgarm
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Friends told me it could get hard if you tried (before I only knew it happened randomly >_>) and I tried it while watching some DBZ hentai I think. I was like "Aww yeah! I did it!".

Go me.
Edited by Omgarm, Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:38.
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thescott3
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This kid told me about doing it with shaving cream in the shower.

I didn't use shaving cream, nor do it in the shower, but I learned that I could.
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uber
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Sexy Beast
Edited by uber, Tuesday 25-11-2008, 22:11.
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RikusSexSlave
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Omgarm
Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:38
I tried it while watching some DBZ hentai I think. I was like "Aww yeah! I did it!".

Go me.
:yeah:

I think my first time had Super Saiyan Goku railing Sailor Moon, back when I thought that hentai was great material for sexual gratification.
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ages
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Obsessive Enthusiast
simgirls > DBZ hentai

>_>
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Hypermariox
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Arwing
3 years ago >_>
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Cole
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UberSsjNaruto
Tuesday 25-11-2008, 22:08
Fuck yeah, Louis C.K. is hilarious.


On topic, when I was 11. I forget what the circumstances were but I do remember it was in the same time frame as I was playing through Final Fantasy VII, which allowed me to track down what age I was. I believe I looked at and watched pornography on HBO late night for a year or two prior to that but never did the deed, just watched it.
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Fermicelli
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They told me you could go to hell for that. So I did it to make a statement against our fear-driven society. In front of the class.
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Leos Axe
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AGAIN?
I don't remember, but i've done it like every day since >_>
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