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| When did you first discover masturbation; (offensive) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:03 (269 Views) | |
| Dikitain | Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:03 Post #1 |
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Space Invader
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Ahh, who am I kidding, I can be as offensive as I want here. Anyways, I was 12 years old, and seem to remember taking an afternoon nap, like I usually did at that age. Anyways, I somehow got the idea of humping my bed as I was laying there. It felt kind of good, so I kept doing it, and doing it, and eventually I came in my boxers. I was kind of freaked out (this was before the internet and decent sex ed, so I did not really know what happened), and spent the next 10 minutes cleaning my boxers in the bathroom sink. I repeated it a few more times over the next week or so before I discovered the wonder that is my right hand. So, anyone else want to share. |
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| MLWW | Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:09 Post #2 |
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Dutch Bastard
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Well alright then. I was 12 or 13 at the time and I got a habit of pulling the foreskin of my penis back quite a few times (the reason was to get a few things off from it) Thing is, this one thing would not come off so I pulled it back and forth moderatly fast and then.........yeah >_> |
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| Omgarm | Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:38 Post #3 |
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Troetelbeertje
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Friends told me it could get hard if you tried (before I only knew it happened randomly >_>) and I tried it while watching some DBZ hentai I think. I was like "Aww yeah! I did it!". Go me. Edited by Omgarm, Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:38.
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| thescott3 | Tuesday 25-11-2008, 21:51 Post #4 |
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THE Scott
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This kid told me about doing it with shaving cream in the shower. I didn't use shaving cream, nor do it in the shower, but I learned that I could. |
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| uber | Tuesday 25-11-2008, 22:08 Post #5 |
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Sexy Beast
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Edited by uber, Tuesday 25-11-2008, 22:11.
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| RikusSexSlave | Tuesday 25-11-2008, 22:11 Post #6 |
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Fuckin Hadoken
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I think my first time had Super Saiyan Goku railing Sailor Moon, back when I thought that hentai was great material for sexual gratification. |
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| ages | Wednesday 26-11-2008, 02:51 Post #7 |
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Obsessive Enthusiast
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simgirls > DBZ hentai >_> |
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| Hypermariox | Wednesday 26-11-2008, 04:37 Post #8 |
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Arwing
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3 years ago >_> |
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| Cole | Wednesday 26-11-2008, 05:30 Post #9 |
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I'm Coming Home
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Fuck yeah, Louis C.K. is hilarious. On topic, when I was 11. I forget what the circumstances were but I do remember it was in the same time frame as I was playing through Final Fantasy VII, which allowed me to track down what age I was. I believe I looked at and watched pornography on HBO late night for a year or two prior to that but never did the deed, just watched it. |
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| Fermicelli | Wednesday 26-11-2008, 13:54 Post #10 |
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Italian delight
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They told me you could go to hell for that. So I did it to make a statement against our fear-driven society. In front of the class. |
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| Leos Axe | Thursday 27-11-2008, 00:07 Post #11 |
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AGAIN?
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I don't remember, but i've done it like every day since >_> |
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