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My grandma damn near burned her house down.
Topic Started: Saturday 22-11-2008, 06:25 (191 Views)
Adam
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For some reason, she likes to boil water to add humidity to a room.

...

...Yeah.

Anyway, she left a pot on the stove with the fire on too high and woke up in the middle of the night coughing, with the kitchen on fire.

Fucking fire department cleared out the fire, but said she could GO BACK IN THE HOUSE.

I couldn't even fucking breathe when I went in there. Granted, it's not being aired out at the moment, but she slept in there for another 5 hours near the air conditioner with that thick shit.

Silly stupid grandma.

All her shit's covered in soot now. Wait, it IS soot, isn't it?
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Cole
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Was the whole boiling water thing for humidity a joke? If not, please knit your nana some booties.
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Omgarm
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She likes it wet huh?
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SHES PITCH BLACK AND FULL OF SOOT!!
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Alch
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MRS. PHANT'S GRAMMA

I MEAN

MRS. PITCH BLACK PHANT'S GRAMMA. YOU'RE PITCH BLACK AND FULL OF SOOT
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Adam
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Saturday 22-11-2008, 07:37
Was the whole boiling water thing for humidity a joke? If not, please knit your nana some booties.
Oh, I can assure you I am quite serious.

And she already has booties.
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Bagshot
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Oh, she's got a booty alright. A fine one, I must say.
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Omgarm
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Shag's on a roll here.
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MLWW
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o_O
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XFD @ Shag
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