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So, uh, I'm the student of the month for october; at my school.
Topic Started: Friday 8-08-2008, 21:20 (116 Views)
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I get to write a short essay about myself which will be published in the local newspaper two months from now.

Yay, smurtness.
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Be sure to thank your mother, your idolized deity, and me for our unwavering support.
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It asks for "cultural activities", and the example it gives is church.

I wonder if it will shock them that I'm not Christian.

...it will.

lol
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Cole
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By the time your little column runs... you will no longer be the student of the month!
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Praise Lord Sammy or some deity that's out there.
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*Checks calender*

I'm afraid you're a few months too early Ages.
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Cole
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I didn't even notice that he said October. That makes my statement FALSE!
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I hate Essays.

Student of the Month?

I'd graffiti.

Everything
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Fill it with spelling errors and gangster speak. That'll shock 'em.
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Friday 8-08-2008, 21:45
Fill it with spelling errors and gangster speak. That'll shock 'em.
Or write a story on how you discovered your true gay side and argue that it's not fair that they're not publishing it when it's a completely valid essay.

Of course I'm not calling you gay but DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM
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Write a truly inspiring story, about a cat and dog raping each other.


>_> What?
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only two more months until my moment of spotlight

oh gawd
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You're so smart you get awards for what you will do in the future?
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actually, my school is so completely dumb shit idiotic that they have to spotlight the decent students so we don't all look like drug dealers!
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SHOCK AND AWE.

AND HE'S NOT EVEN A CHRISTIAN.

Edited by Phazorn, Friday 8-08-2008, 23:32.
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After careful re-examination, that picture of AIDS is pretty damn funny.
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Those darn variables.
You're student of the month for a month that hasn't even come yet? How do they decide that?
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I saw about four other people with the sheets of paper saying they got chosen. They probably just gave out a couple months worth in one day...



Also, that pic came from LtM's imgcake, which has so much avatar/sig material it's not even funny.
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