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Topic Started: Wednesday 6-08-2008, 01:12 (379 Views)
Cole
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So, my long time internet buddy and his family are having some problems out of his little sister. They are going to send her off to the Phillipines to live for a while with some of their family because she is just getting into trouble in California. Some of this trouble comes in the form of a forty year old man that she talks to from World of Warcraft on the phone in the dead of night when no one is awake or around to stop her. Their parents are constantly back and forth with business and shit so the only shred of guidance she gets is from my friend, but he is only at home during breaks from school.

Anyway, my buddy James recently found a sheet of paper laying around that has this upstanding forty year old creep's information on it, complete with the information for two of his credit cards. We devised a plan to take the high road and I just logged into the guild's forum with a dummy name and sent him a foreboding message outlining what a bad idea it is to consort with underage girls and to hand out his information, including everything we know in the meat of the message.

Is there anything further I could do with these numbers that could cause the guy much woe (depending on how he replies to the message that I sent him) without anything getting traced back to me? I figured making charges and shit on his card would be easy enough to track down and bust me for, so I'm looking for something other than that. I have pretty much everything one could know about him other than his social security number.

Edit: Note that I don't really want to wreck his shit completely, I just want to make him sweat.
Edited by Cole, Wednesday 6-08-2008, 01:17.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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well, you could still max out his CCs on NAMBLA donations, but giving NAMBLA anyone's money i find distasteful. maybe muttonbone.com would be better.

what kind of fucktard gives an underage girl this shit? are you looking for pranksterism, vandalism, or total ruination?
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IB4 Edit.

let me think about it a bit.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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does he own his house? i'd start by putting his house on Craig'sList at 60% below fair market value.

also, if the girl in question knows she's about to be shipped off, watch her like a hawk. she may try to run away with him if i grok the situation correctly.
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Cole
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I have to say I like the idea of using his card to donate a bunch of a money to a charity, NAMBLA notwithstanding of course.
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Cole
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Wednesday 6-08-2008, 01:35
also, if the girl in question knows she's about to be shipped off, watch her like a hawk. she may try to run away with him if i grok the situation correctly.
Hmm, I didn't think about that. I'll mention that to homeboy the next time I talk to him because it makes a lot of sense.
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Judge Doom
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sounds like a sticky situation. If I think of anything especially awesome I'll be sure to post it.
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Cole
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Yeah, I'm not going to do anything with his information, just going to wash my hands of everything and leave it at what I did. But I'm still open to hearing any zany antics people can cook up.
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Post them on an internet forum (not on this exactly). If you post it on a big one, from a public computer, chances are it won't get traced to you, and you would get a lot of people using the cards. And with so many people using them, by the time they cancel the cards there would be so much backtracking that it would be a pain in the ass to do.

Or, use his cards to send shit to his house. Since it is being sent to him, he would have a bitch of a time explaining to the credit card companies how he didn't make the purchases, and, of course, dealing with returning everything.
Edited by Steve Jobs, Wednesday 6-08-2008, 02:04.
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Wednesday 6-08-2008, 02:04
use his cards to send shit to his house. Since it is being sent to him, he would have a bitch of a time explaining to the credit card companies how he didn't make the purchases, and, of course, dealing with returning everything.
lots of 1 cent purchases on ebay ftw
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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or 500 "love ewes" from http://muttonbone.com ...
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ZessF
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Sign him up for some sort of gay porn magazine. I assume you have his address...
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Speed
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My parents banned my sister from using the Internet after my mum came home around 2AM and caught my sister in my room (I'm away at college... <_<) on the phone with some guy from Montana she met on myspace.
>_>
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Cole
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I hear a lot of rapists live in Montana.

I just made that up but it sounds true enough.
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Wednesday 6-08-2008, 05:02
I hear a lot of rapists live in Montana.

I just made that up but it sounds true enough.
Well, they didn't know who she was on the phone with until the phone bill came in. In which case, they disciplined her. Parents need to instill fear into their kids more often these days.
>_>
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Judge Doom
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my best friend is from Montana...

>_>

*covers anus*
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Alch
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Wednesday 6-08-2008, 21:39
my best friend is from Montana...

>_>

*covers anus*
My sister's husband is from Montana

She's flying there tonight.
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Seto's idea of posting the stuff on a public forum probably is the best idea to hurt him the most.

Or maybe consider investing his money into one of those shady funds that promise a lot but always go broke and never return any money.

Or wait until he replies to your message. If he is abusive, send him a load of dildoes and other sex related things. If that doesn't tell him to go fuck himself, nothing will.
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Wednesday 6-08-2008, 22:07
Or wait until he replies to your message. If he is abusive, send him a load of dildoes and other sex related things. If that doesn't tell him to go fuck himself, nothing will.
TW posted an idea that I had too much restraint to post myself?


I don't know what the world has come to.
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Rikus, restraint?

:wtf:
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