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Do you eat elegantly while on a fancy dinner?
Topic Started: Saturday 2-08-2008, 02:17 (242 Views)
Wakapanda Of Doom
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I mean do you use the fork with the left hand and the knife in your right hand, and or use the proper 'tools' for each meal?

>_>

I do it the way it suits me more, I only need a fork, knife and maybe a spoon ... I do it the way I prefer as long as it's not completely disgusting

<_<
Edited by Wakapanda Of Doom, Tuesday 5-08-2008, 02:39.
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Hypermariox
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I trained myself by using the fork(and spoon) in my right hand and my knife in the left. People look at me weirdly when I set the table by making my silverware the opposite.

I also eat large amounts of food rather quickly.
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Kami
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IF (a very big if) I go and eat fancy, I usually try to do everything right. Napkin on lap, proper utensils, wipe my mouth, no finger foods...etc...

But I'm to lazy to keep switching my fork from left to right everytime I cut something... And if I HAVE to use a fork with my right, I just cut whatever needs to be cut all the way... and I have a habit of somehow getting the salad into my pork roast...
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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I trained myself by using the fork(and spoon) in my right hand and my knife in the left. People look at me weirdly when I set the table by making my silverware the opposite.


I do the same, but I'm right handed (and apparently it's supposed to be inverted for me ...), oh and I don't set the table ... I just eat wherever I am >_>
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Hypermariox
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Wait a minute since when do pandas eat with Forks and Knives!
You lie Waka!
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Alch
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I remember going to the fancy dinner on the cruise I went on a few years ago. Let's just say I dressed in a t-shirt and a pair of jeans with holes in them. I also flung butter at the loud people behind us.
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Cole
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Of course I do. I'm a fancy man, after all.
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MLWW
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I always have the fork in my left and the knife in my right, no matter what.

Unless I need another tool.
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uber
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Yeah, always fork in left, otherwise it just feels weird.
Only exception is if there are any animals around.
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Adam
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Fuck that pretentious bullshit. If there's food in front of me, I'm eating it. That's all there is to it.

If somebody else doesn't like it, they're free to shut the fuck up and care about something that's not fucking worthless.
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Reaper
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Depends on how fancy it is. I still eat very fast no matter what though. I'm just used to it.
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Omgarm
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Whenever we're at something semi-fancy I just make sure I don't wipe my hands on the sheet when my mom isn't looking >_>
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Kami
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Omgarm
Saturday 2-08-2008, 13:08
Whenever we're at something semi-fancy I just make sure I don't wipe my hands on the sheet when my mom isn't looking >_>
My olive garden uses paper as the table cloth...


Yah...
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RikusSexSlave
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I'll follow the fancy utensils rule to maintain complacency, but I have no problem stretching and yawning at the table, which apparently some people don't appreciate.
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Daxter1985
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real man dont needs knives


me? I just use my teeth to vbite into a nice juicy steak
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Phazorn
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OH MY GOD SPELLING ERROR WAKA.

MY WHOLE DAY IS RUINED, POSSIBLY EVEN THE YEAR.
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Robotussin
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>_>
Yes.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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Phazon
Monday 4-08-2008, 21:31
OH MY GOD SPELLING ERROR WAKA.

MY WHOLE DAY IS RUINED, POSSIBLY EVEN THE YEAR.
WHAR?!

*tries to fix whatever he thinks is wrong*
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