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God I love my cooking
Topic Started: Sunday 13-07-2008, 00:14 (229 Views)
Alch
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Made the greatest tasting dinner tonight. Simple as hell too. One boneless chicken breast cooked on the trusty dusty George Foreman, one cup of white rice, and a packet of chicken gravy. Cook rice and chicken. Make chicken gravy. Mix Rice and gravy together then dice the chicken. Mix the chicken in. Enjoy! My family likes to call it "dog food" (my grandmother used to cook food for her dogs in such a way) but it tastes really good >_>b
Edited by Alch, Sunday 13-07-2008, 00:18.
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Banned yet Again
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pics or it never happend. :)
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Alch
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But it's gone already D:
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AGAIN?
Well I guess it never happened...
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Alch
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Fine, I'll just cook it again tomorrow...except with pork :9
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Phazorn
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I uh...

I posted in this topic.

...

?_?

*runs away*
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Alch
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*breaks PAHzone's legs*

*throws him into the guest room bed*

*forces him to type out a novel*
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Kami
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I'm a better cook than you... loljk...

I have a recipe for you... its pretty easy and you can impress the folks.

What you need:
Pasta (either spaghetti or penne)
Olive Oil
Brocoli/Cauliflower (preferably brocoli to add color)/Asparagus
Italian Sausage

1)saute italian sausage in olive oil until brown. If the sausage came in casing, take it out of the casing. Basically, treat the sausage as ground pork/beef/etc.
2)boil the veggies. Leave it a little undercooked.
3)take the veggies out BUT DONT TRHOW AWAY THE WATER!
4)cook the pasta in the leftover water.
5)after all that, put everything into the pan with sausage in it and stir.

TADAA! a refreshing pasta dish and pretty simple too.


Edited by Kami, Sunday 13-07-2008, 01:02.
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Alch
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Complexity of a dish doesn't make it better than the next. Mine's simple and FUCKING GOOD at the same time...and I abhor pasta
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Wise
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Alch the Fox
Sunday 13-07-2008, 01:02
Complexity of a dish doesn't make it better than the next. Mine's simple and FUCKING GOOD at the same time...and I abhor pasta
You're coming dangerously close to bragging about making chicken and rice <_< >_>
In the event that you do start bragging, pretend that I insulted your taste in food and respond appropriately.
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Alch
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Sunday 13-07-2008, 01:07
Alch the Fox
Sunday 13-07-2008, 01:02
Complexity of a dish doesn't make it better than the next. Mine's simple and FUCKING GOOD at the same time...and I abhor pasta
You're coming dangerously close to bragging about making chicken and rice <_< >_>
In the event that you do start bragging, pretend that I insulted your taste in food and respond appropriately.
*bragbragbrag*

MY CHICKEN AND RICE IS FUCKING GOOD. YOU'RE DISH IS CRAP CAUSE I'VE NEVER TASTED IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

</idiot>

Nah, I do love my cooking, but I truly don't like pasta that much. Especially with sausage in it. But no, I cook a lot more than just that, just saying a simple dish can taste fucking good even though it includes but 3 ingredients.
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The dish I made contains 5.
Beef Patty
Bun
Mushrooms
Cheese
BACON
Edited by Wise, Sunday 13-07-2008, 01:51.
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Adam
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Knock out 'da fat!

V_V

I have nothing to contribute, here.
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Alch
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Sunday 13-07-2008, 01:51
The dish I made contains 5.
Beef Patty
Bun
Mushrooms
Cheese
BACON
Oh lord that sounds epic
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>_>

Yeah...most things I eat when at school that isn't cooked by the cafe/imitation fast food place go straight from the freezer to the microwave. Ughh... one of the only things I dislike about dorm life.

Even being able to cook something like your dish alch would be great. But if it can't be made in a microwave toaster oven(have access to one in the lobby of the dorm), were pretty much out of luck. Then again however, Ive seen some pretty creative meals using said methods of preparation.

Oh and I think we may be able to use George Forman's next semester, that and I hear we have a grill we students can use at the dorm to. So maybe I can do a little better next semester. ^_^
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WisePitfighter
Sunday 13-07-2008, 01:51
The dish I made contains 5.
Beef Patty
Bun
Mushrooms
Cheese
BACON
That would taste good only if:

1)The Beef Patty had either bread crumbs or bread chunks mushed into it so that it can retain moisture and plumpness during cooking. It also makes it softer.
2)The mushrooms are sauted with onion rings then a splash of red wine is added.
3)The bun isn't wheat and doesn't have sesame seeds.
4)The Cheese is a combo of havarti, mozarella, swiss, and cheddar
5)The bacon is completely fried in its own fat.
6)a few leaves of crisp lettuce is added
7)no mustard, only ketchup and BBQ sauce.

>_>
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Kami
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Sunday 13-07-2008, 03:21
>_>

Yeah...most things I eat when at school that isn't cooked by the cafe/imitation fast food place go straight from the freezer to the microwave. Ughh... one of the only things I dislike about dorm life.

Even being able to cook something like your dish alch would be great. But if it can't be made in a microwave toaster oven(have access to one in the lobby of the dorm), were pretty much out of luck. Then again however, Ive seen some pretty creative meals using said methods of preparation.

Oh and I think we may be able to use George Forman's next semester, that and I hear we have a grill we students can use at the dorm to. So maybe I can do a little better next semester. ^_^
Its pretty easy to make an omelet using a microwave.

You could probably make my pasta dish i mentioned above in the microwave, though it'll take a helluva lot of time... and the sausage would probably taste like crap unless you mushed it up microwaved it in a vat of oil...




Yeah... stick to the omelet.
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Alch
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Oh god. Eggs in the microwave are absolutely horrible. They make me want to puke. >_<
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Kami
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Thats why most people use a pan...

its mostly for convenience...

But probably making an omelet with bacon would get rid of the majority of the crapiness...
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Mmmm...bacon *loves omelette but can't have because the cheese makes the omelet and one person being me can't eat cheese too often*
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