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| Tweet Topic Started: Monday 7-07-2008, 21:12 (293 Views) | |
| Phazorn | Monday 7-07-2008, 21:12 Post #1 |
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So I answered the door with a knife in my hand. Scared the poor teen half to death. No I will not buy your magazine subscription, but I will send you to hell ![]() In all seriousness though, it freaked him out. Hopefully he won't do it again. >_> |
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| Omgarm | Monday 7-07-2008, 21:39 Post #2 |
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Troetelbeertje
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Knife = Lego Sword? |
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| Banned yet Again | Monday 7-07-2008, 21:44 Post #3 |
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Time Travelling Swordsman
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thats effing awesome |
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| Judge Doom | Monday 7-07-2008, 21:51 Post #4 |
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Supersoldier
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you didn't go far enough if he isn't in your freezer.</subconscious> |
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| Phazorn | Monday 7-07-2008, 21:54 Post #5 |
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He would ask things Then I'd have to kill him |
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| Omgarm | Monday 7-07-2008, 22:04 Post #6 |
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Troetelbeertje
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Good point. |
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| PyroLeprechaun | Monday 7-07-2008, 22:06 Post #7 |
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Blithering Wiseman
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>_> <_< XD |
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| Vespis | Monday 7-07-2008, 22:33 Post #8 |
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"Yahaa!"
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I worry about the sanity of those on ProM >____________>;; |
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| Fermicelli | Monday 7-07-2008, 22:42 Post #9 |
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Italian delight
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![]() *Stares into your soul* |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Monday 7-07-2008, 22:52 Post #10 |
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Magnificent Bastard
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i've done worse to Jehova's Witnesses. try answering the door with all the lights out, wearing a cloak like Death's, with an Auron-worthy Claymore sword over your shoulder. one of them almost fell down my stairs. |
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| Phoenix Ryche | Monday 7-07-2008, 22:59 Post #11 |
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Bounty Hunter
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Apparently trying to invite a Jehovas Witness in for a drink works just as well, but your idea sounds 10X better. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Monday 7-07-2008, 23:55 Post #12 |
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Magnificent Bastard
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when the other one started talking, i simply asked him what his motivation was since he didn't fear hell, yet his companion obviously feared me. he took his leave. hastily. half an hour later, when a cop knocked on my door to ask a few questions, i was vacuuming in my bathrobe with the lights on. officer Porkwhiffle thought the Witness was batshit looney and apologized for disturbing my house cleaning. priceless. |
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| MLWW | Tuesday 8-07-2008, 05:15 Post #13 |
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Dutch Bastard
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Awesome. |
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| Alch | Tuesday 8-07-2008, 05:29 Post #14 |
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Santa Saturns
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Fucking nice |
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| Omgarm | Tuesday 8-07-2008, 15:35 Post #15 |
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Troetelbeertje
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You win. Imagine if the robe had slipped off... |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Tuesday 8-07-2008, 19:54 Post #16 |
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Magnificent Bastard
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i generally avoid flashing the local constabulary. it leads to...misunderstandings... |
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| RikusSexSlave | Friday 11-07-2008, 20:08 Post #17 |
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Fuckin Hadoken
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Well, usually. But you never know when a disgruntled has-been cop who's frustrated with his wife and kids at home is looking for some sweet release in the arms of a less experienced lover...
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| Legoroll | Friday 11-07-2008, 22:38 Post #18 |
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Dr. Pepper
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XD Phazon! And speaking of Jehovah's Witness... Dude those guys around here probably wouldn't bother running if you opened the door with a gun pointing at them. Seriously, I know several people who have told me about JW coming in thier houses without the owners in bedrooms, bathroom, etc. Seriously... theyre kinda creepy. |
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| Mr Whiskey Dick | Saturday 12-07-2008, 13:22 Post #19 |
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yeah, but the City i live in has largely been invaded by South America over the past decade, and is consequently used to bullying their way into the homes of no-speaks with their talk of Dios. they're not accustomed to dealing with heavily-armed Discordians that have a bone to pick with ravenous evangelicals. if your ideals made me want to believe as you do, the brainwashing detail would be unnecesary. git off mah lawn! |
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| Judge Doom | Saturday 12-07-2008, 16:01 Post #20 |
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Supersoldier
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through all of this topic I have pictured MWD as Dr. Cox. It is definitely something he would do. |
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