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Some guy would not stop ringing the doorbell
Topic Started: Monday 7-07-2008, 21:12 (288 Views)
Phazorn
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So I answered the door with a knife in my hand.

Scared the poor teen half to death.

No I will not buy your magazine subscription, but I will send you to hell

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In all seriousness though, it freaked him out.

Hopefully he won't do it again.

>_>
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
Knife = Lego Sword?
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thats effing awesome
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Judge Doom
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you didn't go far enough if he isn't in your freezer.</subconscious>
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Phazorn
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Omgarm
Monday 7-07-2008, 21:39
Knife = Lego Sword?
He would ask things

Then I'd have to kill him
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Omgarm
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Good point.
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PyroLeprechaun
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>_>

<_<

XD
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Vespis
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I worry about the sanity of those on ProM

>____________>;;
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Silver_Shot
Monday 7-07-2008, 22:33
I worry about the sanity of those on ProM

>____________>;;
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*Stares into your soul*
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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i've done worse to Jehova's Witnesses. try answering the door with all the lights out, wearing a cloak like Death's, with an Auron-worthy Claymore sword over your shoulder. one of them almost fell down my stairs.

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Mr Whiskey Dick
Monday 7-07-2008, 22:52
i've done worse to Jehova's Witnesses. try answering the door with all the lights out, wearing a cloak like Death's, with an Auron-worthy Claymore sword over your shoulder. one of them almost fell down my stairs.

Apparently trying to invite a Jehovas Witness in for a drink works just as well, but your idea sounds 10X better.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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when the other one started talking, i simply asked him what his motivation was since he didn't fear hell, yet his companion obviously feared me. he took his leave. hastily.

half an hour later, when a cop knocked on my door to ask a few questions, i was vacuuming in my bathrobe with the lights on.

officer Porkwhiffle thought the Witness was batshit looney and apologized for disturbing my house cleaning.

priceless.
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Awesome.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Monday 7-07-2008, 23:55
when the other one started talking, i simply asked him what his motivation was since he didn't fear hell, yet his companion obviously feared me. he took his leave. hastily.

half an hour later, when a cop knocked on my door to ask a few questions, i was vacuuming in my bathrobe with the lights on.

officer Porkwhiffle thought the Witness was batshit looney and apologized for disturbing my house cleaning.

priceless.
:LOL!:

Fucking nice
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Omgarm
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Monday 7-07-2008, 23:55
when the other one started talking, i simply asked him what his motivation was since he didn't fear hell, yet his companion obviously feared me. he took his leave. hastily.

half an hour later, when a cop knocked on my door to ask a few questions, i was vacuuming in my bathrobe with the lights on.

officer Porkwhiffle thought the Witness was batshit looney and apologized for disturbing my house cleaning.

priceless.
You win.

Imagine if the robe had slipped off...
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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i generally avoid flashing the local constabulary. it leads to...misunderstandings...
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Mr Whiskey Dick
Tuesday 8-07-2008, 19:54
i generally avoid flashing the local constabulary. it leads to...misunderstandings...
Well, usually. But you never know when a disgruntled has-been cop who's frustrated with his wife and kids at home is looking for some sweet release in the arms of a less experienced lover...



~>_>~
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Legoroll
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XD Phazon!

And speaking of Jehovah's Witness... Dude those guys around here probably wouldn't bother running if you opened the door with a gun pointing at them. Seriously, I know several people who have told me about JW coming in thier houses without the owners in bedrooms, bathroom, etc. Seriously... theyre kinda creepy.
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Mr Whiskey Dick
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yeah, but the City i live in has largely been invaded by South America over the past decade, and is consequently used to bullying their way into the homes of no-speaks with their talk of Dios. they're not accustomed to dealing with heavily-armed Discordians that have a bone to pick with ravenous evangelicals. if your ideals made me want to believe as you do, the brainwashing detail would be unnecesary. git off mah lawn!
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Judge Doom
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through all of this topic I have pictured MWD as Dr. Cox. It is definitely something he would do.
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