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Fuck you, Microsoft.
Topic Started: Sunday 18-05-2008, 11:57 (175 Views)
Adam
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Microsoft: "Hey, it might be a good idea to create a gamertag on xbox.com so that when you can finally access online play, your name is reserved!"

Me: "Okay." *Does as such*

*Creates console gamertag*

*finally has a chance, albeit ass-backwards, to access xbox live*

[Your Gamertag is in use. If it is yours, you can recover it.]

Me: "Okay." *Does as such*

Microsoft: "And, instead of merging the accounts, like any sensible line of reasoning would say we should, we'll just put the empty account you created online on your console, so that you have two!"

Me: "Wait, why can't you merge them?"

Microsoft: "Because it's a scam to get you to pay to change your online name, so that you can actually use the name you reserved!"

Me: "Really? Hmm..."

"Tell you what, dickface. I think I'll just start over."

Microsoft: "Wait, what? Don't you want to keep your precious and hard-earned achievements to your name?"

Me: "No, I really don't care. What I want to keep is my money. My gay ass little score may be reset to zero, but that's exactly how much money you're getting of mine, you cock swaggler."

Microsoft: "What the fuck is a cock swaggler?"

Me: "One who vigorously loves to swaggle cock."

Microsoft: "Noooooooooooooo!!!"

Seriously, this is just stupid. Fuck you Microsoft.
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Phazorn
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Agreed
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MLWW
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Dutch Bastard
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May 18 2008, 4:16:39 PM
Agreed

:yeah:
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
I was hoping this was an actual conversation with a helpdesk.
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Maviss
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Jumpman
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May 18 2008, 11:00:55 AM
I was hoping this was an actual conversation with a helpdesk.

:yeah: FRIENDLY VERSION NAO
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Adam
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No, this is just what I gleaned from FAQs on their site.

Who the FUCK would pay to change a name? I mean, really.
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VaporTrail
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May 18 2008, 12:01:53 PM
No, this is just what I gleaned from FAQs on their site.

Who the FUCK would pay to change a name? I mean, really.

My brother >_>
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Phazorn
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My brother has changed his name like, 5 times.

He keeps giving me money to use my card but I started charging him extra hoping to make him see that he's retarded and it means nothing but he just keeps waiting to get his allowance to pay me >_>
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Omgarm
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Phazon
May 18 2008, 7:07:56 PM
My brother has changed his name like, 5 times.

He keeps giving me money to use my card but I started charging him extra hoping to make him see that he's retarded and it means nothing but he just keeps waiting to get his allowance to pay me >_>

Awesome <_<
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Korru
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You should have gotten a PEE ESS TRIPAH...
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Bagshot
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Party time
I've never changed mine lols
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PyroLeprechaun
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Blithering Wiseman
You don't have that problem with PC gaming. On PC, shit's on your harddrive ~>_>~
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Foxx
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Odyssey
I paid $25 to transfer a WoW character to another server. They charge $10 to change character names.

*shrug*

Sometimes you like what you've already done for yourself but you don't like the server, or the name, and $10 isn't all that much to drop if you've already got quite a few achievements or high scores. Regularly would be stupid, but yeah, if you picked an awful screenname you don't like now why NOT change it?
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