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I hit on a white boy today
Topic Started: Thursday 15-05-2008, 14:26 (84 Views)
Judge Doom
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oh god it was awesome

I was like "NICK you be hangin wit dem different girlfriends dont you?" and he was like "yeah, i go through five a week" (this was my chance!) and then I started talking about how his car is sexy (I told him that impalas are stereotypically black) and- very seriously- asking him if he would take me around town and I would not take no for an answer and he was getting shy and saying "I have a small penis" (paraphrased)

and then to his delight I said something along the lines of "you can bite my double D's!"

he kind of got a little hard at the thought of that

and before you ask, he's the pure incarnation of a skinny white boy nerd. he has problems talking to girls and even has two World of Warcraft accounts, damnit

this has been one of the best experiences of my life















in before racist
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RikusSexSlave
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Fuckin Hadoken
This is ProM.
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MLWW
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Dutch Bastard
This isn't funny.
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GunslingerChris
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racist!
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Judge Doom
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MLWW
May 15 2008, 10:29:00 AM
This isn't funny.

inorite?
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Maviss
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XD at the Interracial romance ad on the bottom
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Maviss
May 15 2008, 11:46:00 AM
XD at the Interracial romance ad on the bottom

XD I didn't even notice.
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